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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Jul

Chloe Kim Olympian Bikini of the Day

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Olympians can wear bikinis too you know…

It’s the BIKINI generation, which is one of the best things about this generation…..

It’s all Porn, Netflix, MMA, More Porn, Selfies….and with that mix, often comes slutty material because it gets more likes than non slutty material…even when it involves athletes we should only be supporting because they fucking win the USA Medals…but instead…she’s out there saying “Check out the bikini”…because bikini bikini bikini bikini.

YOU ARE NOT AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST…until you’re on IG in a bikini…you know.

I don’t think she’s 18, but I guess like McKayla Maroney taught us, America has no problem sexualizing things they legally and really morally shouldn’t sexualize…sickos.

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2018

Jul

Fake Instagram Model’s Instagram FAKE Shark Attack for the Pic of the Day

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Some Instagram Model, who I doubt is an actual instagram model, but who was clever enough to do a little parody of one of the most common instagram model pics, and the fact that instagram models are a thing, is hilarious and a parody in and of itself…

Well, the picture is the floating in nurse sharks in the Bahamas, which is “safe” because nurse sharks don’t fully eat you like Great Whites but they look like fucking sharks, since they are sharks, and I guess that’s what makes the pic so dramatic and cool to have, the coveted for instagram bullshit….to fit in with everyone else…

WELL…the parody was “shark” attack, which i guess could be a real shark attack, but that is a well played shark attack, since it’s gone viral and now she matters all from being a basic fuck…it’s one of those too good, it better have been orchestrated…but these people are so dumb and empty idiots trying to fit in…that it probably wasn’t…

Either way, the pics that have gone viral for a reminder of how dumb people are.

Why can’t it be someone we hate? Why does it have to be a no name attention seeker. Why isn’t this a Kardashian’s Hadid Baldwin getting faces eaten off…I guess life isn’t fair…

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2018

Jul

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has hard nipples in a tank top.I find it very hard to get excited about that…or really anything GIGI does….and why the fuck is her name GIGI, is it short for GINGER, am I actually going to google her real name…

It’s Jalena…fuck you internet for making me curious about such dumb shit…so dumb that I only looked it up now, but have been watching her tits grow, her face alter shapes, her vagina invite various men in, from her dad’s friends to possibly her dad and brother as these rich people do…narcissism…to showing off her tits….like this, or often times more aggressive than this…depending how famous her boyfriend is at the time, or ow much noise she’s trying to make….

Point being…this hard nipple shit, may be hard nipples and we like those…but it’s also GIGI HADID and she bores me in her lie of a career her dad bought for her..so it’s hard to get excited by any shameless thing she does…unless it’s releasing sex videos..which it is not…

I guess her skillset is inspiring young girls to be vapid and posing for the cameras, making them think it is progressive for the plight of the woman when it’s dialing shit back a few decades…you know not a strong power woman…but a girl sexualizing herself for the man…but on her own terms…giving the men what they want on her own terms…instead of being a strong enough woman to not show the world her tits for attention…

I guess it is just garbage rich people being garbage…

But her nips are hard, and that counts for something…especially when it comes to breast feeding.

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2018

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hip to Waist Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a weird waist to hip ratio, she doesn’t look human, and not because she’s a demon sent from hell / Australia to lie to all of you by culturally appropriating everything she can, while pretending to be a stripper…but because she’s had all the fat in her stomach sucked out of her and re-installed into her ass…in what I guess she thinks is home decor for her ass…fat while in certain places is good…while in other places makes you look like the white trash you are….and just because she’s playing that she’s not racist becuase she bangs black guys…doesn’t mean she’s not white trash…or really just trash….

I remember reading the hip to waist ratio was what determined how beautiful a woman was, based on some studies, while I guess that study lied…because this is just fucking weird….it’s a little too extreme and what’s with wearing clothes..I thought she had an album to promote.

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2018

Jul

Radio Host Gets His Fuck On While on the Air and Other Videos of the Day

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COuple Fuck in the Rain

Car Drives Through Store

Dude Snorts Coke Subtle-Like

Kid Scared of the White man

Abused Woman Being Held Captive by Boyfriend Slips Note to Vet Clinic

Weird Wedding Ritual

Crazy Accident of the Day

13 Year Old Carjacks an Old Lady

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when girls use the reflective store windows as a mirror…especially when I am in the store watching them do it….

Last night, I was getting my wife some SMORES kit for her to make on her cigarette lighter to have the camp experience in the ghetto….and I was looking outside only for a young hot girl in a tube top adjusting her cleavage…tits fully out…in what I guess was her maximizing her cleavage…or her wanting to flash an old pervert in a grocery store…either way…..it worked out well for me….and as far as I’m concerned…we found love…she just has no idea because she was looking at her damn reflection..but the way she looked at herself, was a way I could pretend she was looking at me…and it was pure…narcissism..

Hot tits though…

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2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new kind of creeping, that I guess is still creeping, but not as obvious as pushing my erection on girls in the club dancing, giving them a little hump dance action to see if they are down, is a more subtle kind of creeping, because it involves me walking into them intentionally when they are texting on the sidewalk not paying attention, so I move in to cop a feel…and figure it’s their fault, I mean they walked into me…so far, I’ve had no blatant “you’re a pervert” and 100 percent “excuse me” and apologies because they likely don’t even notice I grab them, as they are too into the texting….

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Joy Corrigan Walking Around in a Sheer Top
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Charli XCX Hard Nipples
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Brooke Shields Still a Monster
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Krysten Ritter is Hot
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Britney Hot at the Airport
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Some UK Reality Star Fame Whore
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2018

Jul

Sarah Hyland Using her Social Media to Boost her Self Esteem of the Day

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As much as I am weirded out by Sarah Hyland…and as annoying as I find her on social media because she is this weird quirky girl you’d expect her to be…always talking too damn much…not masturbating enough…but still getting semi half naked and posing more than enough because I find her weird looking…

I do feel a little bad for her because she’s been sexualized by perverts at a young age, and continues to sexualize herself to get compliments on social media, all while still looking like a 10 year old, despite being 30, thanks to a genetic dysfunction that has cost her at least one Kidney…

I find it interesting that she hardly makes a big deal about her Kidney like Selena Gomez Did, because I guess Sarah Hyland doesn’t like to brag about how being rich got her a Kidney before all these other kids who needed Kidneys got theres…. unless she got it from a friend, like Ariel Winter, which would explain why Ariel Winter is so fat now, she’s retaining all that water and her one Kidney can’t do the job of 2.

Point being, she is still a girl, and as a girl she still gets half naked and poses slutty knowing her angles for social media…because that’s apparently what the world is about, and it makes people feel good about themselves when they are feeling bad…a little pat on the back in the form of “I want to have sex with you” comments coming in droves from all over the fucking world….right…right…right…

Still weird, creepy, whatever looking…but keep up the attention seeking girl…it is what the world is about and don’t let your handicap hold you back…it is a fetish to the right guy…who likes child stars, their fame, access, and money….mirror selfies and the fact the have a genetic disorder….

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2018

Jul

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt While Fighting with her Man with her Big Tits of the Day

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Rihanna looks mad…whilst smoking a blunt in Mexico…

I don’t know if she’s here with her Russian or Arab billionaire that she dates, and who dated Naomi Campbell before her, because clearly he has a type…black women, divas, rich and famous in their own right, which allows for them to be cunty as hell, which I guess keeps him entertained…

I heard they broke up, in gossip people somewhere, just not here care about…

I know she’s a crazy Bajan girl, who even if she wasn’t famous and rich would be super high maintenance. I know Bajan dudes and they always talk shit on how mental the women are, especially when you know them up, so if you factor in rich and fame…she must be the worst….

But her weight gain in her tits isn’t bad…even if it’s also a weight gain everywhere, clearly dude is filling her out for his fantasies to come true…cuz when you’re as rich as him, you can buy anything.

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2018

Jul

Demi Lovato Straight Up Butt Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato has really taken it upon herself to show off her ass as often as possible, not because she’s bi-polar, or because she’s crazy or on drugs, but because she’s a 30 something year old girl whored out by her parents just trying to stay relevant and feel good..

The highlight of this post isn’t her covering her asshole strategic..it’s that when I wrote “Stay”, I accidentally wrote SATAY….so funny…maybe cuz I’m drunk…maybe cuz I can’t be bothered talking or writing drivel no one reads about some fat chick who is famous, despite me not knowing anything she’s done, not that I am an expert by any means, I really don’t care about this shit..I just don’t know why I am writing about an obvious cry for attention ass shot…like this is a ridiculous ass shot…what the hell girl.

At least she hides her GUNT…while she’s doing it…no one wants to see any of that….except maybe you perverts…