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2018

23

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Slutty on Instagram of the Day

My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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2018

23

Jul

Georgia May Jagger Getting Old in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger is still the face or the bikini body for Volcom, not Vole Cum, with is the cum from a bird….which has nothing to do with this story..

The story is that Georgia May Jagger must be an investor in the company, her dad Mick is very fucking rich and it’s quite possibly why she is always the girl used in their campaigns, year after year, despite being in her 30s or 40s, she’s still doing that Volcom thing..

I do think she’s hot, I’ve always liked her and the gap tooth…HOWEVER….that doesn’t mean I understand why a brand would be using her to pose in their bikinis when they already have done that year after year….and there are so many more willing and desperate and younger sluts that WANT this job….even if Volcom isn’t really a thing anymore, these girls will pose for anything…

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2018

23

Jul

Rat Cow on the Beach with Ron Perlman or the Dude from the Movie The Mask of the Day

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Rat Cow is in a skimpy bikini for the paparazzi because she’s rich and famous from the social media whoring, in a winning fucking story, that has ended up linking her up with some real celebrities, like the dude who played the kid in The Mask…

Or maybe that’s Ron Perlman…

EIther way, she’s making millions a year and all she has to do is walk around half naked, not even that hot, she’s made some kind of deal with the devil to get to this level and the fact brands work with her blows my mind, the fact they pay her blows my mind, from my perspective she’s got great tits, and that’s the extent of her influence…and I can assure you that her pervert audience doesn’t buy shit she’s telling them to like the Kardashian she wants to be…but she’s rich from it anyway….

So rich that she’s married some rich dude from The Mask….garbage…

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2018

23

Jul

Robin Wright Penn Cheating on Sean Penn in a Bikini Despite Being Old of the Day

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Fuck you Jenny. I know what you did to Forrest and now you’re doing it to Sean Penn…Devil woman…

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2018

23

Jul

Man Swinging On a Monk’s Scrtoum and Other Videos of the Day

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Snake Fuck

Alabama Family Dollar…

Black Queer in Popeyes VS Trump

Redbull Thief

Naked Drunk Lady

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with the world dressing like whores, like all women dressing like whores, like every single girl from the age of fuckable onwards dressing like whores, is that it make it very hard to determine which ones are actual whores, and which ones are whores for fashion…

Back in the day, because I am an old man, a whore, who dressed like a whore, was a whore announcing she was a whore, and you knew where you stood with the whore, if you wanted to get your dick sucked by the whore…and all that.

But now, it’s moms, rich women going to Yoga, college girls, feminists,, making it so hard to navigate, I almost want to give up on whores, my life work, throw it away….but instead I’ll just treat everyone like whores…

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Aquaman Trailer
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Roseanne is Weird…
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Cross City McDonald’s Hot Mic
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Katherine Heigle Bad Mom
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Kim Guilfoyle Leaves Fox
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Dad of the Day!
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Tornado VS Courthouse
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Female Crowd Surfer Thrown at Warped Tour
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Lindsey VOnn in Leather
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Titans Official Trailer
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INEXPENSIVE WAY TO SLEEP BETTER WITHOUT DRUGS
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world where everyone thinks they are a big deal, I appreciate meeting people who know that they aren’t shit….who know they are garbage humans with nothing to offer…who know they aren’t talented, or interesting, or funny, or inspiring…who don’t try to pretend they are…and really who don’t try anything….it’s just so hard to meet people who admit they are losers and who have officially given up…because of ego…and this want to be something more than you are…but nope…none of this matters…

What does matter is that I told my wife to wrap her pussy up in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer like left overs – cuz no one’s going to be eating that shit anytime soon….and she didn’t know what leftovers were…cuz she fucking eats everything…

Now her feelings are hurt and I have to hear her cry….now I don’t know if you’ve ever heard a fat woman cry but it’s very deep sounding and rumbling…terrifying really…the soundtrack of my night….lucky me….I may be pulling out those leftovers and diving into that sweet and salty mess #diabetes to shut her up and I feel like an astronaut or explorer about to map uncharted territories….terrified…and hoping it fucking ends.

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Girl Gets Kidnapped
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Nerd Bitches in Costumes at Comicon
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Jessica Biel Tits is Going out of Business
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Taylor Swift will be in the CATS Movie
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Instagrammer Ass Flash
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Hipsters in Sheer Tops
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Lava Explodes and Hits Tour Boat
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Don’t Cut the Line White Boy
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The Abandoned Couch of Palm Bay Florida
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Alison Brie Looks Old as Fuck
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Idiot Standing on the Windshield
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Boat Surfing Duo
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Artie Lange Lives
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Some Garbage Bitch You Don’t Care About in a Bikini
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Wendy Williams on her Cocaine Addiction
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Honey Boo Boo will be on Dancing with the Stars JR even though she’s the size of three adults.
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Compilation of “Pretty” Girls
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Convenience Store Arrested for Shooting Beer Thief
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Road Rage Incident
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Card Trick of the Day
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Lawn Mower Mini Van….
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Unboxing a Sealed iBook
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Dog Riding a Horse
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Toni Garrn Slutty in a Magazine…
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Olivia Munn Outside Conan at Comicon
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Ariel Winter Fat Outside the Gym
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Paris Jackson Red Dress
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Dove Cameron at an Event
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Random Tumblr Porn – BY ME.
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Naked Sluts on a Boat….
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Euroteen Orgasms
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Negan and her Hot Tits
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Naked Hazel is Great
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Big Areolas
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Khloe Terae Pussy
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Old Lady Masturbation
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Squirt of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Clit of the Day
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Katie Price Jordan Topless in Thailand
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Greek Sideboob
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Britain’s Educational TV Is Mental with Gunther Van Hagas….
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Good Roommates – hard to Find
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2018

20

Jul

Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day

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Her dad is Sean Penn. Her Mom is Robin Wright Penn, who last night on a clickbait site reading Forrest Gump fact that were clearly written by some immigrant blogger, that was straight up useless, except for learning that Jenny, that MEAN HIV ridden Forrest Gump using bitch was Robin Wright Penn….

I guess ad heavy clickbait sites with useless facts about nothing….are good for something…

The reason I clicked was because the clickbait title was “What Jenny from Forrest Gump Actually Died Of”….FUCKERS…

Well, their abortion that survived, because Robin Wright wanted security from her Spicoli she locked in, is now a very busty bikini wearing instagram friendly possible actress too…and this is her ass in a bikini….

Her name is Dylan, named after her dad’s favorite 90210 Character….and this is her ass in Europe being rich.

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2018

20

Jul

Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes…

She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life..

Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing.

Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring.

I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots.

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2018

20

Jul

Lily Rose Depp and Her Friend’s Ass in Tight Outfits of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is our favorite entitled rich girl trying to make a name for herself in a very lazy because she’s rich kind of way…thanks to being rich because her dad is Johnny Depp who made a lot of money off all the Disney Movies he did….and that we appreciate because he’s a fucking drunk.

I don’t know why I like her, but there’s something pretty amazing about her, not necessarily cuz she’s in some leotard about to go to some Ballet or Gymnastics class to work on her flexibility, i think this outfit is just the trend now….you know bike shorts…

I just know that I think she’s hot, and bratty and annoying or not…I don’t have to deal with that shit, I just get to look onto America’s royalty, celebrated for nothing she’s accomplished other than the house she’s born into, or in Johnny Depp’s case, one of his 15 houses….and that’s what matters…living that dream.