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2018

20

Jul

Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day

Ariel Winter has been on camera since she was a kid, so it’s second nature to her. The good days and the bad days, the days she felt good and the days she felt like shit….on camera….

Most people hate the camera, I mean traditionally most people hated the camera, before cell phone cameras happened and everyone started doing their own media training, ready for all pics…now everyone is a narcissistic fuck ready to be on camera…

But the point of this was that she is comfortable on camera, looking her worst, or her best she doesn’t care….so she obviously knows her angles that make her look less fat…and that is what this bikini magic is….I don’t know what angle that is but it’s the leanest she’s looked with titty focal point for the big titty big girl…it works.

Anyone who fucks fat girls knows missionary is the best approach, gravity is on your side, as long as the tits are harnessed….I guess she’s learned this the hard way.

Well, as it turns out, she is back in the gym, showing the world her failed trainer training her… with hard nipples…because like many fat chicks…she’s got fat tits.

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2018

20

Jul

Rita Ora Bikini Whorin’ of the Day

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I’ve seen Rita Ora’s tits in a previous post HERE

I’ve done a fucking ton of posts on Rita Ora….

The first post I did on her was when she was seen with Rihanna at a club back in 2012….

This is what I wrote….

Rita Ora, SOME NEWBIE BITCH I’VE POSTED ON BEFORE is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….

They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….

Well, she’s still on the same hustle, since that post I learned she has great tits, that she’s not a white fat bitch with a tanning bed addiction, she doesn’t only fuck black guys that I still don’t know any of her songs, and I don’t know if anyone does, but she’s been going to all the events and making a name for herself all these years, it’s not quite an overnight success..we’re talking 6 fucking years and FINALLY getting the attention she wants…

The only difference is that Rihanna hates her, got her kicked off her label and that she’s got a toned stomach, that was once a gut…looks more toned…and those tits…amazing.

And the depressing thing in all this is that I’ve been running this site for 6 years….

Even more depressing..

It’s been 14 years…

Here’s her great tits in a video:

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2018

20

Jul

Ashley Greene Topless of the Day

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Ashley Greene crawled out of the dumpster about a year ago, after being forgotten for the last 5 years, because I guess she was taking a break from Media Hype, maybe she was in a controlling relationship, maybe she was having mental health issues knowing she was trash that won the lottery with the twilight movies that she’d never be able to recreate, maybe I don’t know what goes on with Ashley Greene because I don’t fucking care…

What I do know is that she started back on social media around the time she got engaged, and started posting up typical clickbait shit…

Then she got married a week or two ago and no one cared because she’s Ashley Greene ..

And now she’s posting armpit cleavage from behind pics to seem like she’s reflective or deep in thought or who fucking knows…she’s garbage. I’ve hated her since she trolled America claiming to be a celibate with a purity ring with the Jonas brothers who you know banged her ass out any chance they got….

I just hate fucking liars.

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2018

20

Jul

Maria Kn Naked Hipster Shoot of the Day

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Maria Kn has a really weird last name – KN…

It must be her stage name, or maybe it’s an element on the periodic table of elements, you virgin nerds would know this better than me.

I just don’t understand what ethnicity this would be, or how it would be pronounced, or maybe…it’s code, or a nickname, or a stage name….

I have so many question I don’t care to get answered because girls like Maria KN are interchangeable on the social media – there are too many of them to keep up with….I love them all equally for the content they put out…I just can’t bother keeping track of any of them…cuz there’s always the next up in my feed…to stare, judge, call out for being a whore, and love for existing….

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2018

20

Jul

BundleofBrittany’s Booty Shake of the Day

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BundleofBrittany is an instagram account, or person, or whatever, who was once a troll looking bitch from Mississippi who worked at HOOTERS, and who is now a plastic surgery success story with 4,000,000 followers on social media, because she takes the booty pics, and makes pussy jokes along the way, and I guess that’s what the pervert generation is into.

There’s a lot of slutty content on her feed, even though she’s not hot, and this video stood out as a start performer….so I felt the need to POST UP.

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2018

20

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Got Her Cleavage On of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wants you to know that you don’t need big tits to exploit the instagram trend of being a shameless whore who uses her tits to get attention and to make that trend work for you because tits are the only reason men talk to women….

So on those ovulating days, don’t let them go to waist and push them the fuck up, get them straps and tape and harnesses and show the world you too can fit into this progressive, yet still tit obsessed world…

She was one to exploit cellphone nudes…and now she’s still onto the selfie, with a bit less bush, but still slut-ish….and I like it.

here’s a video of her on a floatie…

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2018

20

Jul

Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day

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Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats…

Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in.

I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce.

Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids…

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2018

20

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Slut of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes, who was presented as the good Christian white girl country singer to the Southern States and to the Heartland, because they know good family values, and Christian beliefs, that made the foundation of your great country before the Jews took over hollywood and tainted the world, through marketing schemes and strategies to get people to buy shit, believe shit, while getting themselves richer and richer…

Well, we all know, based on how she turned out, looking like a stripper with big fake tits, and a homewrecker, who is nothing Christian, but tainted by all the money she’s made, and exploitations she’s endured….like some kind of play the victim and the Jesus people will forgive you.

Or just post bikini selfies, that’s all we care about.

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2018

20

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Street Walking of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale posted some pantsless looking like a street walker pic for her pervert fans she knows are perverts….

Her and Michael Sheen, her baby daddy, of some 19 year old college coed slut put on a cat costume…

Because her life as a fetish doesn’t end with being a Vampire who doesn’t age, which makes the nerds who were into her movie about vampires, very excited because they never figure out how to move on from their obsession, and it is more logical when the woman of their obsessions doesn’t grow up to be Carrie Fisher’s size and girth…it also taps into furries.

But since she remains hot, I can support all the nonsense she does.

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2018

20

Jul

Alexis Ren Workout of the Day

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Alexis Ren is in Japan, I know this because I saw it on social media.

It is her third or fourth time in Japan in the last few months, which means either someone in Japan is paying this girl serious fucking money to do “modeling”…or she’s realized that sex work in Japan is more lucrative, so she posts up in a hotel there and has business men roll through via her agency, where she does weird shit because it’s Japan.

I’ll assume that Japan like her look and are using her in campaigns and paying her out. Maybe she’s even on a TV show…these things happen…there’s even a movie about it called Lost in Translation…I mean, I think that’s what it is about…I don’t watch Sofia Coppolla woman power shit…

But I do watch ALexis Ren showing people how to keep that body tight, to make the fake titties look bigger and better….so she gets paid doing whatever it is she does….

Point being, workout videos are pornographic.

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