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2018

19

Jul

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora and her big tits are still in a bikini, they’ve been in bikinis for pretty much the entire summer, and probably the entire spring, and really the entire 7 years she’s been trying to get famous thanks to having a huge set of great tits that have helped her launch a singing career, get a record label, and exist as a celebrity no one really knows or cares about but who gets paid and can finance putting up more bikini pics….

It’s not a terrible thing, even if she’s a terrible thing and her music a terrible thing.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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I watched Sarah Hyland’s instagram story of her drunk in Mexico with her boyfriend, getting drunk and being silly, in the most annoying of ways.

She was in her bikini, so it was semi slutty, even though thanks to her genetic disease she looks like she’s 7 year old with a bobble head…

But it involved her singing at the camera, shouting out random people, dancing around, and playing life sized JENGA….

The whole thing made me want her to have another Kidney Failure, reject the Kidney and start spitting up blood before death, the way FB LIVE or IG Stories were meant to be…

The good news is that she posted some bikini pics, and her petite perverted body has some tits on it, and it isn’t fat in this fat world…maybe due to her disease… so even if the rest of her is irritating, annoying, too vocal and creepy looking….the bikini pic works for me….so keep up the slutty content – the people approve.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

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With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker|SFW

2018

19

Jul

Magdalena is Out of Control of the Day

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You give a girl a VS deal, then take it away from her, and end up with this..

Amazingness…

Her name is Magdalena, she’s Polish, came from Poverty, got a Victoria’s Secret deal back when they were paying huge 6 figure deals to these women, gets fired years ago, tries to find herself and now is som medicated looking, still hot as fuck mess….posing naughtier and naughtier pics of herself to help build out her personal brand.

She is annoying to watch, but not annoying to look at…when acting like this and I support all girls who are cunts at the top, who fall off and have to work their way back up…it’s that grounding they all need…and that comes with ass pics.

Some videos:

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2018

19

Jul

Noemi Kovacs Nude of the Day

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Noemi Kovacs is nude of the day, in some photoshoot of the day, that she probably wants to see go viral of the day, and that is going viral according to me because I’ve posted it on here for all you perverts to jerk off to, which is what this is all about, and how you build your social media reach, all while being able to say you’re not a shameless sex worker, and have people believe you, because as a woman you can express your sexuality however you want to, be empowered, and I can’t call it shameless or attention seeking, even if it is, because I’m not you or your body and I am but a man and that would be MANSPLAINING….even though EVERYONE, including you, get what you’re doing…see what you are doing…but keep pretending it’s not what you’re doing. It’s cute.

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2018

19

Jul

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed in Bikinis of the Day

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Madison Beer is Victoria’s Justices sister, they have different last names, who knows why…the complications of the modern family dynamic where no one knows who is related and I guess where everyone just fucks each other regardless because they don’t have the same last name, just the same mother, so it’s cool…

I know Madison Beer from her leaked nudes that you can see if you read this article I posted and click the PUSSY PIC CLICK HERE …then click onto the gallery of pics of her being wild and crazy, and likely the justification or reason for the herpes sores she had a pic of….Gross right…right…

Well, together they are on a shoot, doing some bullshit for some company that is going bankrupt, and they are in bathing suits…we like bathing suits….we don’t like herpes…but we like bathing suits…

They are both bottom feeders, which is funny since Victoria Justice was the lead on the show that Ariana Grande got her break on, and Ariana Grande went on to fame at a level that terrorist attacks happened at her concert….while Victoria Justice gets free trips to promote brands…

Interesting how life works out.

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Posted in:Bikini|Madison Reed|SFW|Victoria Justice

2018

19

Jul

Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage….

Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits…

People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them.

I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life….

Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane.

I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral…

40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL….

While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars…

You would think I would take a fucking hint already right…

Well clearly I’m a masochist.

Posted in:Rebecca Black|SFW

2018

19

Jul

Ariel Winter Big Tits Hard Nipples of the Day

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If you are going to be a fat chick, you might as well fixate on your tits, something fat chicks for generations have been aware of, that if they have monster tits, you show off the monster tits and perverts everywhere will love you at least at 4 am when drunk….forcing you to spend the rest of your time alone and sad and with your cat…unless you’re a rich celebrity from a hit show with an entourage because people love celebs…then you will never be alone…there will always be a mooch near by.

The only interesting thing about this, beyond the tits, is that she’s already cut them off once and this is how they grew back, like a lizard tail, and that alone is creepy…titty creeps…the tits that won’t tie and that keep on making an appearance thanks to overeating.

But imagine what they’d look like if they were never amputated….HUGE…real huge.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

19

Jul

Street Entertainment and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop Heckles Slow Driver

Crane Fail

Peeping Tom of the Day

Man Explains the Law to the Police

Jeff Goldblum Art..

Drunk in NYC

Stunt Biker Jumps Tour Du France

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting how people sell the dream, the bullshit dream, where they think they are actually working, or visionaries, or artists and they walk around telling people they are “creatives” or “bloggers” or “travel bloggers”…and they sell this inspirational story about quitting their mainstream job to live in a van and post #VanLife, or they travel the world on private jets and luxury resorts because they made a move to not work as a waitress…

When everything they put out is content you can jerk off to, or would be able to jerk off to, if you weren’t desensitized and impotent from all the porno….but it’s still fucking hardcore compared to pics people used to take when you were growing up.

Social media allows sex work and whores to take on legitimate positions in their selling of themselves…before it would be “she’s a stripper”…now it’s all so vague…because everyone is a stripper…

Here are some stepLINKS of the Day….

Philly VS JAY Z…It’s a Will Smith City You Know
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Mark Zuckerberg vs Holocaust Deniers
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Eating the Entire McDonald’s Menu….
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Crazy Lady of the Day
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Asia Argento is Not Interested in Depressed Men – She Just Likes KIlling Them…
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Ariana Grande – Nipple
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Jet Engines Strapped to Feet…
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Real Master Splinter – Crazy
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Matt Lauer Doesn’t Want to Spend 50 Million on his Ex Wife…
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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