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2018

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I love watching the transition into sex work. I assume it’s a societal thing. Like girls hate fucking working and dudes are willing to pay them to fuck…and in this internet era of superficiality, vacations and designer clothing, while getting access to dudes who will pay you to get that shit….it’s almost hard to not be a sex worker…

It is still always amazing to me…at least when you get the rare opportunity to see the process…because normally we only notice them when they are sex workers and don’t get to see the attempts at legitimacy prior to sex work…

So recently, I noticed a girl in the neighborhood, who is definitely over 18 and in college, maybe even done college, progressively get hotter and hotter, and more naked and more naked in her outfits…she worked at the coffee shop and did other shit around and it was like she was finding herself in the best possible way…

Through the use of hashtags and location tags I was able to find her on the social media and follow her, she doesn’t know I am a hero at the internet when it comes to promoting sluts, so I follow her as DrunkenStepfather and I watch the pics get racier and racier from one bikini pic a month to panty pics, topless pics, etc…

Last week, she released her patreon, dudes are paying for behind the scenes nudes, that I assume she thinks is her getting support for her art, she probably already has a sugar baby dating site that I haven’t looked for because I am pretty lazy and don’t care…and I assume within the next month or two, she’ll be in porn.

It’s like why barista when you can fist other chicks and get paid…

The world…is a weird place…

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Ashley Graham Didn’t Wipe Properly So She’s Picking her Pig Ass in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson as Hot as She Gets
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Claudia Alende Nip Slip
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Paris Hilton Still Hates Lohan
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Filming a Drunk Driver and Not Watching the Road
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Brooke Burke Pokies – You PErverts
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Home Decor with Anastasia Ashley
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Ultimate Fail Compilation
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Nick Loeb’s Anti Abortion Film Blocked
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Weird Workout Fails
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Instant Karma For a Muscle Car
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The People Donating to Kylie Jenner to Make her the World’s Youngest Billionaire is Insane
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Bitch Ass Move of the Day
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I blame Beyonce for this
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Waitress Doesn’t Like – Ass Grabbed…..
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Weinstein VS Ashley Judd
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Truck Thieves Get Caught
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Woman Kicks a Boy After Encouraging Him to Fight
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Cow Power Ejection Seat
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Britney Spears’ Husband Talked About her To Men’s Health
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Cop Shoots Suspect Through Windshield
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Baby Momma Dance is Fucking Weird
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Victoria Justice Shaking her Ass…
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Rose Byrne Legs Take Out the Trash….
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Taylor Swift Showing Off her Legs
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Michelle Monaghan Photoshoot of the Day
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Cher is SLutty at the Mamma Mia Event
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Kylie Jenner Slutty in GQ
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Denise Richards – See Through to Bra
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Brooke Burke Ass in Leggings…
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Woman in a Slutty Outfit
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Rat Cow in Nyc
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Pixie Lott – Tight Dress
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The Best Tumblr Porn I’ve Seen All Day
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Hot Amateur Nude Model You’ll Want to Fuck
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Pussy Lips of the Day – They Meaty
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Fetish You Didn’t Know Existed – That is Crazy….
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Drunk Girls…
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Breath Test Prank…
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Pervert VS Sleeping Amateur….
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Dick Break of the Day
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Some Chick Working the Pole
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Weird Nude Shoot
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Quick Tit and Pussy Rub
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Tongue on Dick of the Day
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Big Breasted Blonde Chick
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Naked With Heels On
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Catwalk Nips…
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Selfie Babes
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Testing a Sex Robot….IN CASE YOU MISSED IT…
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2018

18

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret nude model doesn’t fuck around when it comes to taking selfies.

She knows her angles, how to pose, and I guess she probably learned this by one of her Basketball coaches who would make regular visits to the lockerroom after practice to make sure all the girls were well rinsed off…I’ve seen the Original Debbie Does Dallas about 1000 times back in the early 80s…I know how these athletes get down….

She’s pretty fucking good at this, not that it takes much skill, but I’d argue that most girls are incapable of taking a proper selfie, but I guess when you have a Million dollar contract on the line and you want to make sure you keep your partnership, you don’t really fuck around and get down to almost porno business.

I like it…

Here she is posing topless for fashion

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2018

18

Jul

Cambrie Schroder Hard Nipples Wet Bikini of the Day

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Ricky Schroder has a couple of kids with a slutty ex wife, that I guess only left him recently, but that is using some of them SIlVER SPOONS to finance her daughter’s fitness company, where that they are all in bikinis, mom included, in Miami and I guess other places, to promote the fitness company, throwing Instagram parties around the Fitness companies, and attaching some business structure to otherwise shameless half naked pics…

It’s interesting for anyone who watched Silver Spoons to see how someone who is so irrelevant as a personality, like Ricky Schroder’s daughters can still ride and mooch off the name…because america just fucking loves anyone and everything associated to their entertainment industry.

I apprecaite this pic due to the nipples. Youthful nipples out there being entrepreneurial…self starting…hustling….living that good life..

Cambrie Schroder is some fitness chick from Instagram you may remember her from this bikini photoshoot

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2018

18

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies…

I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit…

There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters….

We’ll call this “woman-enough”.

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2018

18

Jul

Halsey Nipples See Through Bra of the Day

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Our favorite, or least favorite, but I post on her like I do with Rita Ora, is out there doing her thing, whatever that thing may be, and it involves see through BRAS and showing her nipples which in case you didn’t realize, is fucking awesome no matter what fucking weirdo is doing it..

I know nipples are being desexualized, but they still excite me, and the more the free the nipple, it’s just nipples, stop being a pervert happens, the more of a pervert I get to be…

I mean yesterday I saw a black chick, who unlike Halsey, was actually black, not just milking the fact that her dad is Black to try to get in on the “ethnic” and “diversity” storyline…wearing a dress, no bra, with monster tits, nipples everywhere and I FUCKING Loved it…

I see nipples in person and on the internet – EVERY Day of my damn life…and it’s the only thing inspiring, even when on people like Halsey, who fucked the right DJ, got a record deal in the VIP room, and now seems to exist…blue hair and all..her pretty fucking white looking nipples.

Here she is being white for a white people magazine

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2018

18

Jul

Julianne Hough Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Julianne Hough looks rugged, maybe it’s a side-effect or delayed side effect of being a Mormon who moved to LA all innocent and ready to fuck, or become famous, or show the world that incest is the best, before landing herself as the public girlfriend of cocaine addict and total fucking pervert Ryan Seacrest, who likely ravaged the fuck out of her, like the tyrant that he is despite the world thinking he is gay and America’s Sweetheart..I know stories of this narcissist, successful, monster….

Either way, she’s still fit, married now, not that interesting, but I am not that interesting either, so I’ll post this up and you can look at it and make your own decisions as to whether you like it or not..

Or you could just leave your house and realize that 90 percent of women from the age of 16-65 dress like this daily…and it’s more interesting or appealing….

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2018

18

Jul

Kitrysha Hot Shoot of the Day

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This 22 year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian half Filipino is on another fucking level of perfect…or should I say pervert…posting up some heavily racy content in photoshoots that not only celebrate her tits like a typical young instagrammer trying to make it – but also her pussy.

It’s fun for me to watch this shit, not just with Kitrysha, who you can email at kitrysha@gmail.com…..but with all these girls who are posting what they think is high concept art…or hipster art…through photohoots but that are not far off what we all used to jerk off to in Playboy in the 80s and 90s of girls who got fucking paid a lot to pose like that…and they are doing it for FREE…cuz it’s about the higher purpose or something.

I don’t have the answers…I just have these pics and they are fucking brilliant…she’s hot, she knows how to pose, and amazingly is not a sex worker…but a model….

The world is mental.

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2018

18

Jul

Katie Price Weird Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Katie Price is on another level….

I miss the days of her walking around with her handicapped son Harvey…and Peter Andre all greasy and homosexual…pure fucking homo…and now she’s with this ginger blonde creep that terrifies me…but maybe it’s just their self expression, the way they pose in their modeling shoots that are throwing me off…

I remember her when she was everything and more…the clown tits bigger than most fat women you see in Walmart’s ass…beach balls bolted to hr chest…paving the way for Glamour models…and making a lot of money doing it..

So seeing her now is both Nostalgic and confusing as fuck….but it’s nice to see her tits are still shaped in the stupidest roundest of ways…

This is straight up weirdness.

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2018

18

Jul

Lily Collins Tight Wet Bikini of the Day

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It’s just another day in Paradise for Phil Collin’s daughter cuz he’s rich as fuck, and she’s obviously a product of that, and paid out accordingly as rich people are, whether she’s an actress thanks to family connections or last names or not, she’s a brat…and I like one very important thing and that is that she’s not fat…

Phil Collins was an icon of the 80s, so his daughter reminds me of many a Yuppie motherfucker fucking many a shoulder pad wearing chick after a game of tennis and an 8 ball of cocaine in a modern glass brick bathroom…for no reason other than the soundtrack in my head when I look at her tight wet bathing suit..

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2018

18

Jul

Titty Dance of the Day

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Straight from the mean streets of instagram….a place where Zuckerberg turns a blind eye to smut, erotica, half nakedness, in order to keep his empire an empire, except when people like me upload this shit, or leave troll comments on people’s content, because I’ve been deleted off that site so many times, I can’t be bothered to really fuck with it, which is too bad seeing as it’s a huge business tool that makes sluts rich…and I can be a slut if it means getting rich…if only I wasn’t targeted and banned on the shit…

Well this video wasn’t banned and it’s legendary, what viral videos are meant to be, very complicated to put together clearly, lots of production value…right.

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