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Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2018

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world where everyone thinks they are a big deal, I appreciate meeting people who know that they aren’t shit….who know they are garbage humans with nothing to offer…who know they aren’t talented, or interesting, or funny, or inspiring…who don’t try to pretend they are…and really who don’t try anything….it’s just so hard to meet people who admit they are losers and who have officially given up…because of ego…and this want to be something more than you are…but nope…none of this matters…

What does matter is that I told my wife to wrap her pussy up in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer like left overs – cuz no one’s going to be eating that shit anytime soon….and she didn’t know what leftovers were…cuz she fucking eats everything…

Now her feelings are hurt and I have to hear her cry….now I don’t know if you’ve ever heard a fat woman cry but it’s very deep sounding and rumbling…terrifying really…the soundtrack of my night….lucky me….I may be pulling out those leftovers and diving into that sweet and salty mess #diabetes to shut her up and I feel like an astronaut or explorer about to map uncharted territories….terrified…and hoping it fucking ends.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girl Gets Kidnapped
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Nerd Bitches in Costumes at Comicon
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Jessica Biel Tits is Going out of Business
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Taylor Swift will be in the CATS Movie
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Instagrammer Ass Flash
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Hipsters in Sheer Tops
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Lava Explodes and Hits Tour Boat
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Don’t Cut the Line White Boy
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The Abandoned Couch of Palm Bay Florida
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Alison Brie Looks Old as Fuck
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Idiot Standing on the Windshield
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Boat Surfing Duo
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Artie Lange Lives
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Some Garbage Bitch You Don’t Care About in a Bikini
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Wendy Williams on her Cocaine Addiction
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Honey Boo Boo will be on Dancing with the Stars JR even though she’s the size of three adults.
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Compilation of “Pretty” Girls
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Convenience Store Arrested for Shooting Beer Thief
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Road Rage Incident
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Card Trick of the Day
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Lawn Mower Mini Van….
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Unboxing a Sealed iBook
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Dog Riding a Horse
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Sleep Spray That Will Help You Sleep Naturally.
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DAB YOUR WAY TO THE FUTURE POTHEAD
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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Toni Garrn Slutty in a Magazine…
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Olivia Munn Outside Conan at Comicon
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Ariel Winter Fat Outside the Gym
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Paris Jackson Red Dress
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Dove Cameron at an Event
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Random Tumblr Porn – BY ME.
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Naked Sluts on a Boat….
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Euroteen Orgasms
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Negan and her Hot Tits
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Naked Hazel is Great
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Big Areolas
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Khloe Terae Pussy
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Old Lady Masturbation
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Squirt of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Clit of the Day
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Katie Price Jordan Topless in Thailand
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Greek Sideboob
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Britain’s Educational TV Is Mental with Gunther Van Hagas….
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Good Roommates – hard to Find
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2018

Jul

Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day

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Her dad is Sean Penn. Her Mom is Robin Wright Penn, who last night on a clickbait site reading Forrest Gump fact that were clearly written by some immigrant blogger, that was straight up useless, except for learning that Jenny, that MEAN HIV ridden Forrest Gump using bitch was Robin Wright Penn….

I guess ad heavy clickbait sites with useless facts about nothing….are good for something…

The reason I clicked was because the clickbait title was “What Jenny from Forrest Gump Actually Died Of”….FUCKERS…

Well, their abortion that survived, because Robin Wright wanted security from her Spicoli she locked in, is now a very busty bikini wearing instagram friendly possible actress too…and this is her ass in a bikini….

Her name is Dylan, named after her dad’s favorite 90210 Character….and this is her ass in Europe being rich.

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2018

Jul

Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes…

She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life..

Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing.

Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring.

I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots.

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2018

Jul

Lily Rose Depp and Her Friend’s Ass in Tight Outfits of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is our favorite entitled rich girl trying to make a name for herself in a very lazy because she’s rich kind of way…thanks to being rich because her dad is Johnny Depp who made a lot of money off all the Disney Movies he did….and that we appreciate because he’s a fucking drunk.

I don’t know why I like her, but there’s something pretty amazing about her, not necessarily cuz she’s in some leotard about to go to some Ballet or Gymnastics class to work on her flexibility, i think this outfit is just the trend now….you know bike shorts…

I just know that I think she’s hot, and bratty and annoying or not…I don’t have to deal with that shit, I just get to look onto America’s royalty, celebrated for nothing she’s accomplished other than the house she’s born into, or in Johnny Depp’s case, one of his 15 houses….and that’s what matters…living that dream.

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2018

Jul

Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day

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Ariel Winter has been on camera since she was a kid, so it’s second nature to her. The good days and the bad days, the days she felt good and the days she felt like shit….on camera….

Most people hate the camera, I mean traditionally most people hated the camera, before cell phone cameras happened and everyone started doing their own media training, ready for all pics…now everyone is a narcissistic fuck ready to be on camera…

But the point of this was that she is comfortable on camera, looking her worst, or her best she doesn’t care….so she obviously knows her angles that make her look less fat…and that is what this bikini magic is….I don’t know what angle that is but it’s the leanest she’s looked with titty focal point for the big titty big girl…it works.

Anyone who fucks fat girls knows missionary is the best approach, gravity is on your side, as long as the tits are harnessed….I guess she’s learned this the hard way.

Well, as it turns out, she is back in the gym, showing the world her failed trainer training her… with hard nipples…because like many fat chicks…she’s got fat tits.

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2018

Jul

Rita Ora Bikini Whorin’ of the Day

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I’ve seen Rita Ora’s tits in a previous post HERE

I’ve done a fucking ton of posts on Rita Ora….

The first post I did on her was when she was seen with Rihanna at a club back in 2012….

This is what I wrote….

Rita Ora, SOME NEWBIE BITCH I’VE POSTED ON BEFORE is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….

They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….

Well, she’s still on the same hustle, since that post I learned she has great tits, that she’s not a white fat bitch with a tanning bed addiction, she doesn’t only fuck black guys that I still don’t know any of her songs, and I don’t know if anyone does, but she’s been going to all the events and making a name for herself all these years, it’s not quite an overnight success..we’re talking 6 fucking years and FINALLY getting the attention she wants…

The only difference is that Rihanna hates her, got her kicked off her label and that she’s got a toned stomach, that was once a gut…looks more toned…and those tits…amazing.

And the depressing thing in all this is that I’ve been running this site for 6 years….

Even more depressing..

It’s been 14 years…

Here’s her great tits in a video:

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2018

Jul

Ashley Greene Topless of the Day

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Ashley Greene crawled out of the dumpster about a year ago, after being forgotten for the last 5 years, because I guess she was taking a break from Media Hype, maybe she was in a controlling relationship, maybe she was having mental health issues knowing she was trash that won the lottery with the twilight movies that she’d never be able to recreate, maybe I don’t know what goes on with Ashley Greene because I don’t fucking care…

What I do know is that she started back on social media around the time she got engaged, and started posting up typical clickbait shit…

Then she got married a week or two ago and no one cared because she’s Ashley Greene ..

And now she’s posting armpit cleavage from behind pics to seem like she’s reflective or deep in thought or who fucking knows…she’s garbage. I’ve hated her since she trolled America claiming to be a celibate with a purity ring with the Jonas brothers who you know banged her ass out any chance they got….

I just hate fucking liars.

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2018

Jul

Maria Kn Naked Hipster Shoot of the Day

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Maria Kn has a really weird last name – KN…

It must be her stage name, or maybe it’s an element on the periodic table of elements, you virgin nerds would know this better than me.

I just don’t understand what ethnicity this would be, or how it would be pronounced, or maybe…it’s code, or a nickname, or a stage name….

I have so many question I don’t care to get answered because girls like Maria KN are interchangeable on the social media – there are too many of them to keep up with….I love them all equally for the content they put out…I just can’t bother keeping track of any of them…cuz there’s always the next up in my feed…to stare, judge, call out for being a whore, and love for existing….

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2018

Jul

BundleofBrittany’s Booty Shake of the Day

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BundleofBrittany is an instagram account, or person, or whatever, who was once a troll looking bitch from Mississippi who worked at HOOTERS, and who is now a plastic surgery success story with 4,000,000 followers on social media, because she takes the booty pics, and makes pussy jokes along the way, and I guess that’s what the pervert generation is into.

There’s a lot of slutty content on her feed, even though she’s not hot, and this video stood out as a start performer….so I felt the need to POST UP.

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2018

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Got Her Cleavage On of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wants you to know that you don’t need big tits to exploit the instagram trend of being a shameless whore who uses her tits to get attention and to make that trend work for you because tits are the only reason men talk to women….

So on those ovulating days, don’t let them go to waist and push them the fuck up, get them straps and tape and harnesses and show the world you too can fit into this progressive, yet still tit obsessed world…

She was one to exploit cellphone nudes…and now she’s still onto the selfie, with a bit less bush, but still slut-ish….and I like it.