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2018

23

Jul

Rita Ora Topless Cheeto Eating of the Day

ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good.

Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do….

And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess…

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2018

23

Jul

Sarah Hyland Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, the genetic disorder carrying kidney transplant getting, weird looking girl from the TV show that perverts like because she looks 8 years old, without being 8 years old…is posing in a bikini in a way to prove to you all that despite looking 8 years old…she’s got sex appeal and can get her fuck on like all internet whores….this is her getting that fuck on.

Sarah Hyland in a Tight Wet Bikini Underboob

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2018

23

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Hungry Pussy Eats Her Shorts of the Day

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Bicycle shorts are the trend thanks to hipster hip hop Kanye inspired fashion shows….and all the thirsty instagram following girls wear the bike shorts out in public..

Suki Waterhouse, attempting to be an actress, after miraculously becoming a model who fucked Brad Cooper…is participating in the trend…cuz that’s what mooches do.

Here are her hard nipples

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2018

23

Jul

Ariel Winter Green Monster of the Day

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I don’t know who suggested to Ariel Winter that she should wear some lime green spandex outfit, but she did it and it’s terrifying, it’s on some jolly green giant kick, all spilling out from every seam, and not it a good way, because sure there’s tits, but there’s also a massive fucking gunt….that for some reason she’s pushing forward for all to stare at in confusion….while her fans, and she has fans, who do exist…masturbate to her…because they find this hot…like what.

She looks like a southern belle about to faint from some traumatic sight, but it’s likely just her diabetes….

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2018

23

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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2018

23

Jul

Georgia May Jagger Getting Old in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger is still the face or the bikini body for Volcom, not Vole Cum, with is the cum from a bird….which has nothing to do with this story..

The story is that Georgia May Jagger must be an investor in the company, her dad Mick is very fucking rich and it’s quite possibly why she is always the girl used in their campaigns, year after year, despite being in her 30s or 40s, she’s still doing that Volcom thing..

I do think she’s hot, I’ve always liked her and the gap tooth…HOWEVER….that doesn’t mean I understand why a brand would be using her to pose in their bikinis when they already have done that year after year….and there are so many more willing and desperate and younger sluts that WANT this job….even if Volcom isn’t really a thing anymore, these girls will pose for anything…

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2018

23

Jul

Rat Cow on the Beach with Ron Perlman or the Dude from the Movie The Mask of the Day

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Rat Cow is in a skimpy bikini for the paparazzi because she’s rich and famous from the social media whoring, in a winning fucking story, that has ended up linking her up with some real celebrities, like the dude who played the kid in The Mask…

Or maybe that’s Ron Perlman…

EIther way, she’s making millions a year and all she has to do is walk around half naked, not even that hot, she’s made some kind of deal with the devil to get to this level and the fact brands work with her blows my mind, the fact they pay her blows my mind, from my perspective she’s got great tits, and that’s the extent of her influence…and I can assure you that her pervert audience doesn’t buy shit she’s telling them to like the Kardashian she wants to be…but she’s rich from it anyway….

So rich that she’s married some rich dude from The Mask….garbage…

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2018

23

Jul

Robin Wright Penn Cheating on Sean Penn in a Bikini Despite Being Old of the Day

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Fuck you Jenny. I know what you did to Forrest and now you’re doing it to Sean Penn…Devil woman…

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2018

23

Jul

Man Swinging On a Monk’s Scrtoum and Other Videos of the Day

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Snake Fuck

Alabama Family Dollar…

Black Queer in Popeyes VS Trump

Redbull Thief

Naked Drunk Lady

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2018

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with the world dressing like whores, like all women dressing like whores, like every single girl from the age of fuckable onwards dressing like whores, is that it make it very hard to determine which ones are actual whores, and which ones are whores for fashion…

Back in the day, because I am an old man, a whore, who dressed like a whore, was a whore announcing she was a whore, and you knew where you stood with the whore, if you wanted to get your dick sucked by the whore…and all that.

But now, it’s moms, rich women going to Yoga, college girls, feminists,, making it so hard to navigate, I almost want to give up on whores, my life work, throw it away….but instead I’ll just treat everyone like whores…

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