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2018

07

May

Emily Seller Bush of the Day

Emily Seller is some random girl showing her bush on the internet. We looked for her social media, and found nothing, but we didn’t look too hard, and I find it very hard to believe that someone going out there and putting her bush on the internet doesn’t have social media…unless she’s just so fucking hipster, she’s moved to Detroit hipster, to be an artist hipster and deleted her social media as some hipster statement, and has got herself a flip phone with no data plan….because that’s the way hipsters do it if they can’t find a long enough string to use the old can and string form of communication you know at least one unicycle riding weirdo with a waxed moustache out there uses as the only way to contact him…

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2018

07

May

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know when Demi Lovato decided to become a hatchet faced sex worker…

Maybe it was from answering a BOUDOIR shoot discount on GROUPON designed for fat trailer trash to add spice into their marriage….something I first saw watching Roseanne the First generation….that I quickly learned was a real fucking weird thing…

But I do know that she’s out there posing dramatically, despite being a professional, looking mad awkward and amateur, all troll like….

Which I guess is just representative of the time…instagram…wants light flares, and piss filters, and half naked wet chicks pretending to be models…even fat chicks be doing this….leave the house it’s fucking everywhere and it terrifies me…

I still don’t know any Demi Lovato songs, except her whining about being bi-polar and not just a spoiled fucking brat..but apparently she’s a singer of song…probably terrible songs…but at least she can always fall back on her erotic modeling..

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2018

07

May

Christina Aguilera Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Christina Aguilera got them titties on…because Christina Aguilera is fat…and I guess because Christina Aguilera has breast implants beneath the fat…which reminds me of a fat woman having an autopsy video I watched on Netflix a few weeks ago..where they try to scare people into not being fat by showing you a dead fat woman…who despite being fat as fuck and who died from being fat…had a set of implants…

I didn’t jerk off to it, but the idea of a dead fat woman to a man who has had his soul and freedom raped by a living fat woman I call “wife”…is porno to me…

I won’t jerk off to Christina Aguilera’s tits, because she’s not 20 and rolling around in the mud getting DIRTY…

But I’ll post it to celebrate how fucking old I am that I even know the host body to these tits…

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2018

07

May

Paris Jackson Upskirt of the Day

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Paris Jackson, who is being violated and used or brainwashed by Cara Delevingne, the model lesbian…who shouldn’t be a model…thanks to being pretty fucking gross looking…but not too gross looking for Paris Jackson, a girl we can collectively feel sorry for, not because of her trust fund, or her loss of her dad, or even for being raised by Michael Jackson, but who we can feel sorry for because people like Cara Delevingne are predators out for themselves who will eat up and destroy innocent things like this….or they’ll get her hopped up on drugs…because they are all crackheads…leading to Paris Jackson having episodes, manic episodes where she ends up climbing a fucking tree….

It’s a sad story that probably won’t end well.

Here she is:

Here she is rocking a massive cameltoe

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2018

07

May

Naked Trans Girl in Norway of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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German Strip Club in 1968

Man Pets a Cayman…

Friendly Naked Refugee

Crazy Elevator of the Day

Robber Messes with Wrong Dude

Teacher Got Fired for This

Monkey Flirts with Busty Chicks

Another Day in Philly

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2018

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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God Loving white people, who look like they are from small towns and like they tail gate every football game, you know good old typical or average, middle of the road Americans…are pretty much the worst when they are wasted….even the tight jean wearing, big titty, Southern women who are surprisingly not obese like America is rumored to be…out having a good time on their bachelorette party, with a group of multiple versions of themselves, in their PINK sweatshirts, because marriage is what these girls do, and make babies, for their suburban lives, buying Christmas Decorations in May…because they fucking love Jesus…but not enough to suck my dick in the bathroom of some honkytonk bar…

My weekend was filled with not getting my dick sucked by busty pushing 30 year old white chicks who fucking love country music and wore t-shirts that read “save a horse ride a cowboy”….in Honkytonk bars…

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Bill Murray at a Gender Reveal
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Tetyana Topless
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Automated Parking Garages are a Thing
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Gigi Hadid Did Blackface
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Venezuelan Model in a Bikini
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Girl in Slutty Shorts Hits a Guy
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Lesbians of the Day
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SLUT DOES A FLIP TO SPLITS!
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Dog Interrupts Weather Forecast
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How NOT TO light a Charcoal Stove
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Vigilante Granddaddy
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2018

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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May the Fourth Be shut the fuck up internet losers everywhere. I hate each and every one of you assholes…

That way yesterday….I got too drunk to stepLINKS of the day…but today it’s Cinco de Mayo, so we get to watch all these cultural appropriating white people totally mock Mexicans in their Sombreros eating tacos and drinking frozen margaritas…always a great reminder how white people are the fucking worst…

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Britney Spears Amazing Body
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Sophie Turner Cameltoe
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The Ugly Stranger Things Actress they Killed Off Is Suicidal
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Penthouse Pet of the Day
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Seth Rogan Stands by his Rapey Man
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Stormy Daniels VS Roseanne
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Eiza Gonzalez Rocking Body
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Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson – Scissor Sisters
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News Bloopers from April 2018
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Near Miss in San Antonio
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Making a Tire Out of Coke Bottles
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Alexa Collins Bikini
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Game Reserve Owner Gets Attacked By his Own Lion
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LEGO Breakfast Machine Weirdness
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Rihanna and Drake Aren’t Friends Cuz Drake is a Pussy
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Rose Acosta Trash
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Flip Splits Out of Nowhere
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Knife Cutting Competition
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Netflix Doesn’t Mind Creepy Perverts
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Kid Demolishes a Mercedes C180
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How to Handle a Pussy – The Video
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Man Steals Goosling from Stanley Park
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Pizza Delivery – PIPING HOT PIZZA
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Handcuffed Man PLummets from Balcony
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Margot Robbie – Old Face – Legs…
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Lohan Looking Like Shit on a Date
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Karolina Kurkova Still Has Russian Tennis Legs
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Bella Hadid in Pantyhose
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Paris Jackson isn’t Bad
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Lea Seydoux in a Magazine
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Katie Cassidy in a Magazine
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Dress
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Camila Cabellow in Skirts
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Sarah Hyland Skinny Kidney Disease Girl
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian Trash – Looking Rough.
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Carrie Underwood and her New Face
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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WTF is this PUSSY Flood
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Nude AMATEUR GIF ARTIST
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Cat Fight with Titty Flash
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HITACHI of the Day
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French Amateur has the BEST tits
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Masturbating Girl’s WAR FACE
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Cat on the Booty
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The Most Insnae Huge Tits Ever
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Slutty Girls Taking Selfies
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Girl Eating her Own Pussy is Interesting
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Slutty Nude Model with a Mask
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DRAGON ANAL DILDO
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Nude Girl on a Chair
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Just Some Extreme Anal Speculum
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Some Sophie Chick and her Nude Shoot
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Skinny Dildo Rider
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Just Some Lesbians Being Lesbians
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Rachelle and her Lingerie
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2018

04

May

Babes and Bongs for 420 Fridays of the Day

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It’s FRIDAY and since WEED IS LEGAL or SHOULD BE LEGAL everywhere and it is stupid that it isn’t….despite having not smoked weed in over a decade….I’ve decided that we NEED a FRIDAY afternoon WEED CULTURE post of babes fighting for the right to smoke..

NOT THAT DankGeek online headshop is for WEED smokers, that would be crazy, since WEED is still illegal in some states, most states, on the federal level…because the government is trying to keep the man down and tell you what you can and can’t ingest…cuz the land of the free is just a lie….meanwhile they’ll create a society to get you sick, to feed you chemicals from a lab, and medicate the fuck out of you….instead of letting you smoke what you want to fucking smoke…it blows my mind..

I feel as a human, if I want to sweep up dirt and smoke it, that’s my right. If I want to smoke houseplants I should be able to, if I want to smoke spices from my mom’s cupboard or tea or anything…I should….

That’s why you need to buy bongs from DankGeek to smoke whatever the fuck you want to smoke…

They have the best glass pipes for sale which is what you want to be smoking from, because in compiling these babes and bongs and pipes I realized the whole thing looks lots of fun….

You can also find high quality dab rigs whatever the fuck that is…you smokers probably know better than me….

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2018

04

May

Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day

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Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.

She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.

She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…

So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…

I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….

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2018

04

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

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When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive….

You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self…

Fascinating.

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