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2018

15

May

Rita Ora Thong Bodysuit of the Day

Rita Ora has finally made it. Which I am sure is pretty exciting for her, but more important a lesson in perseverance for all of us. Because for the better part of the last decade she has existed. She’s had European success, she rode a cock to America, a Kardashian cock at that, to get herself known in the US market, as any famewhore would…and has since fucked famous producers, been to all the events, and really attempted to do every single fucking tactic imaginable to get famous…and now…she’s got a hit song, she’s done it…it’s happened…

She’s not quite Rihanna…she’ll never be…even though she was only signed in the first place as a replacement….but she’s RITA ORA…her own brand of whore…who has been at this FOREVER…and it’s finally happened for her.

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2018

15

May

Joanna Krupa Bikini of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is pretty much a rock bottom, struggling for air, drowning personality I am amazed I know exists…

That is because she decided to use her low level MAXIM model existence and bring it to Dancing with the Stars, which proved to be a great platform for a near 40 year old model no one cared about to finally become a star..They needed a hot chick and she was a Hot Chick in Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….but good enough…

She was able to push that to a reality show, Real Housewives, and paparazzi fodder, so an otherwise forgotten set of tits, classic looking 90s tits, has a legacy to allow her to live on.

Now she’s pushing 50 and still up to the same tricks…because a trick is a trick is a trick…and this trick’s trick is bikini-wearing.

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2018

15

May

KJ Skorge Naked Model of the Day

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The life lesson in this…is that everyone is a model if they are willing to get naked on camera…

Whether it’s KJ Skorge….who I am sure you’ve never heard of…or some fat married woman trying to get her husband amped up on her in this era of distractions and porn…that makes her look and feel as disgusting and undesirable as she is…doing some boudoir shit…

Only KJ Skorge is skinny when she does it, which makes her a more interesting model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

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2018

15

May

Cleaner of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Pitbull Vs Weave

Napping Cops

Violent Tuxedo Wearing Brother Gets Arrested at Waffle House

White Girl Losing her Shit at KFC

Sucker Punch for 13 Dollar Robbery

Bus VS Man

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2018

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Earlier today, I was thinking about how slutty women are. They just love sex, have no rational thought process. When they want to get laid, they get laid, like turning an on/off switch…which makes cases of Bill Cosby style getting girls high on allergy pills…so high on allergy pills that they loosen up and let him in…while he clearly didn’t hang out with the women I hang out with…who would have fucked him just because he was Bill Cosby…

There’s this misconception from dudes who can’t laid that girls don’t fuck..but they do…they all do…and there are girls disgusting enough to fuck you…

The future is hopeful..

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Rita Ora Does it for the BiSexuals
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Stiffler Still Gets Work
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GET STONED WITH THEM WILLING GIRLS
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This Will Save You!
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Charlie Sheen Sued for Giving the AIDS
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TOMMY TEXTER DRIVING TERRIBLY
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Truck Loses Control
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Fat Big in Cannes with Cans…
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The House that Jack Built…
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Who is Pauly Shore
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2018

15

May

Kimberley Garner Tits Out in Cannes of the Day

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Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there….I don’t even know how big of a reality star she was in the UK…I just know she has a good body and for the UK that’s a big deal.

I also know that she has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, you know PR and scamming, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her, who pays her rent to fuck, and to use as a prop on the red carpet…as rich dudes do…

She’s got her titty out, attention seeking…check it out.

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2018

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went out in public again today. I try my best to not do that. But unfortuntately it happens…and every time it does…despite the hard nipples, tight shirts, tight pants, athletic wear, hipster feminists and their bra-less missions, and all that other good stuff like pussy print in pants and everything else that would make going outside exciting…you know all the sluts..

I’d still prefer to be off grid in a cabin in the woods…because everyone, even hot enough things, are the fucking worst.

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Wife VS Mistress
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Christie Brinkley in a Slutty Outfit
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Margot Kidder – DEAD
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Confessions of an Ex Japanese Pornstar…
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Booty in Leggings has a Full Contact Workout
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Flat Earther of the Day
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Geese chase Alligator…
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Amber Heard in a Slutty Dress
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Chloe Sevigny Upskirt in Cannes
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Nicole Scherzinger – Nipples
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Andy Samberg’s Begging his Friends to be on His Dumb Cancelled Show..
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Victoria Silvstedt is Still a Whore
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Roman Polanski Suing the Academy Awards
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Getting Bitches Smoking Bongs Starts Here
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This Will Save You!
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Running of the Bulls VS Idiots
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Ana Braga and her Blow Up Toy
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Ryan Reynolds Singing in a Mask in Asia
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Jeremy Clarkson Trolls the Wants to be a Millionaire Contestant
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Scooters Taking Over Taiwan
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Dumb Ghost Bodypainting
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Boston Dynamics Robot Runs Now…
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Uber is Creating Flying Cars
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Rita Ora Offends the Dykes
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Sex Worker Maitland Ward at a Convention with Tits Out
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Charli XCX in COncert
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Rita Ora Performing – Finally Getting Famous
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Malin Akerman in Some 1920s Style clothing
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Petra Nemcova’s Side Tit of the Day
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Paris Hilton Dressed like a Hooker Princess
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Iza GOulart – Hot Long Model Leg
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Gross Naked Girl with Glasses on – Reading
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Booty in the pool
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Milla D Gets Naked
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Dude Predicts Drunk College Girl’s Fil
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Naked Maible
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Naked by the Pool
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Flawless Cam Girl Cam Girling…
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Topless Girls Posing
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Girl on Cam Flashing Tit
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Dildo Riding Neighbor of the Day
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2018

14

May

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne asks a very important question:

WHY is she on set in a bikini?

The answer is because the only thing she’s actually good at, the only thing she’s worthy of, the only reason people follow her and buy into her bullshit, is because she’s marketed herself as being hot, half naked, willing to get naked, wild and out of control…and to not have her in a bikini would be a total disservice to their budgets and her skillset..you know maximize them tits…on TV, in Movies, on Social Media…

Whatever….

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2018

14

May

Nicole Scherzinger Dark Nipples of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is a very fucking masculine looking woman…with a hard face, hard body, who was in some stripper act that went viral, paving the way for her to be a solo act, who pushes her sex appeal, that I am not quite sure is actually there, but that she tries to trick us into thinking is there, thanks to tucking…and slutty dancing…

We are so easily convinced that a bitch is hot…as long as she’s gyrating them hips like a whore….

Well as it turns out, she’s also got hard nipples, that may or may not have darkened thanks to the hormone therapy, or maybe due to her ethnicity, but that she wants you to see because why else would she wear a sheer shirt…because if you’re a tranny you’re proud of them tits….and want the world to see just what you’ve made..

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2018

14

May

Iggy Azalea’s Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to fake hair, to more interestingly fake ass, fake face, fake career, that I guess gets her on Private Jets because she’s got a record deal, where that she can put her fake ass out there for her fans, who are likely only following her because of her fake ass, in efforts to continuing to matter another year, when I don’t know if she’s ever actually mattered, but rather has been more of an “exists” situation…

I guess when you’re on some private jet and you’re trash, you gotta keep it real…and keep the lie that she was an underage stripper in Florida she wants you to believe…when we all know this is all manufactured dog shit…that probably smells like dog shit…but at least she flies private, the chances of a crash are much higher, which I like.

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