I went to Starbucks for a passion ice tea as I do because I am a 50 year old soccer mom and I was behind a group of 18 year old girls dressed real slutty. And I heard them talking about getting an ice tea and were like “it’s like tea but cold and in water” – ultimate dumb fucks. I know dudes who fuck 19 year olds on a regular and now I know why….they are easy…

Then I realized that one of the 18 year olds was their mom – I thought the mom was one of them – turns out she is the reason they are full retard….

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The kids are all into role play, I scan the internet porno sites, or have been the last day, after spending years desensitized and against porn, because it is the devils work and ultra mainstream – which makes it boring and lame and not as shocking as it was. Housewives and kids are jerking off to the most vile shit that years ago I would have found funny and entertaining…because they can’t control their half retard brains and process smut like an expert…

So I’m on the porno sites and everything is roleplay, amateurs pretending to be related, weird daddy fetishes, weird costumes, weird scenarios, one was a girl denying a creampie only to get a creampie, with terrible acting making it unbelievable, but I guess believable enough for the porno watching perverts…

So I go out for a drink last night and think, girls like role play, I hear stories, I am going to seduce one in with a role play pick up line, which in and of itself is a better idea in theory than practice, maybe come out with the surprise role play three years into your relationship, not the first encounter…

So I say….”I’m into Role Play are You”….and she’s like “it depends on the role play and who it is with, why”….and I go…”what’s your favorite role play you’ve played, you don’t look too wild, probably pretty basic stuff like a french maid or somethign”…and she’s like “I used to wear my school girl outfit and pretend I was on my way to church while my boyfriend played the priest who would jerk off to me bending over and putting religious artifacts like a crucifix in my ass”…and I was like ok…this is good…she’s a freak by my standards, which is probably softcore by the rest of the world now that the world has out perverted me…so I dropped the “we should role play”….and she’s like “what would you do to me if we did”…and I’m like I’m in, things are good, we’re cruising, drop something to outdo her weird underage religious darkness and I go…

“I want to knock out your teeth and starve you in basement for a month for my crackwhore fetish”….

And she’s like “get the fuck away from me, you’re disgusting” and storms off….to which I’m like “so fucking the church playing a 16 year old for a guy playing a priest in some dark Catholic church weirdness is normal, and crackwhores, who exist on every corner is not, that’s RACIST, you and your white privilege and elitism”….

People just don’t respect drug addiction, the drug problem in America, the poverty level and desperation, and the real problems facing society I guess…Racists Like Roseanne….

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