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2018

25

Jun

Alexis Skyy Nipples at the BET Awards of the Day

Alexis Skyy is some stripper looking reality television personality, entrepreneur, actress, and model. She is best known for her role in Love & Hip Hop….

I’ve never heard of her, but that’s because I am not in tune with Black Twitter and all the happenings on it.

I just know that I want to turn this site into Black Drunk Stepfather….but stepfather’s don’t exist in the black community….either do real fathers…right?

I also know that Cardi B was found from that show, so we can assume it inspired Alexis Skyy to get seen and noticed too…it could happen for her…this is the internet and this is pop culture…all the white people are so black obsessed it is racist in and of itself…like this inclusivity thing…to properly execute inclusivity you need to identify how different we all are….it’s all a fucking lie…

The BET awards, the exploitative, probably Jewish Owned black network has an award show…which is much like the White Awards known as the CMTs..but way more fun, gutter, trashy, shameless, and entertaining….

Just check out this outfit.

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In other news….from the BET awards….Blac Chyna and Amber Rose exchanged fluids, like they’ve probably done before, while exchanging men, in some publicity stunt both thirsty women took advantage of…in the weirdest way…

That’s been your black update of the day…cuz we are all about inclusiveness when it comes to SLUTS…

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2018

25

Jun

Josephine Skriver Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer or other genetic diseases when the calculations figure out because the technology 20 years ago was more primitive, but still worked…

I assume that her existence and research into her was funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire, but maybe her gay dads just put it together out of their own narcissism and love of design…

I mean homos love fashion, interior design, nice things…and the ability to make a child that has model like perfection, seems like the homo thing to do…

Well, as you know, since you’re all fags, it was Price weekend and that brought out the daughter of the gays, to celebrate how they sold her off to Victoria’s Secret to get that Return on Investment like a real estate flip she is….

She’s pretty much the hottest of the VS models, and hasn’t started having any malfunctions yet…so stare.

More Josephine Erotica

Here she is at PRIDE

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2018

25

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Nipples of the Day

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I missed these Aubrey Plaza nipple pics that came out last week, because unlike you weirdos I don’t follow Aubrey Plaza in all she does, but I am well aware that she’s got a huge following thanks to being a quirky weirdo, in what I think is decent comedy, like I don’t hate it and I hate everything….

I figure her not wearing a bra, showing off some nipple, is a huge deal to her community…and for that reason alone…I am posting it….and that’s all there is to it.

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2018

25

Jun

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is in a Bikini and apparently she Can’t Believe She’s Engaged Either….you know because when you’re born with a dick, it’s hard to think a man will ever accept you for who and what you are….even if it is a huge part of who you are…and what you have become because your parents are clever enough to gender re-assign you so that you get paid acting work well into your 30s…including one hit show…knowing if she was a man it’d never hapen for her…because girls have it easier, despite the MeToo Movement and its lies…girls have what it takes to make more money and succeed then men…ask any bar tender…

Point being…she promotes her engagement ring whilst in a bikini to both show off the hormones working, the tuck and get people to remember and be amazed she engaged…but we aren’t….we’ve seen K-Fed…we know how it works when you’re famous…anyone will jump on you trying to impregnate you whether you have a uterus or not….

That’s it.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

25

Jun

Butt Crack Clam Digger and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Forgets to Wear Pants

Biker Fail

Man Paddleboards to Work in a Suit

What the Fuck

Some British Chicks

Selfie Stranger Attacks

Ghetto Brawl

Reporter gets Mad at a Troll

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I live a life knowing that when I die, the media will not write “the famous and innovative blogger from the popular drunken stepfather website has been found dead in a crawl space masturbating to his neighbor showering” not because I won’t die in the crawl space masturbating to my neighbor showering but because no one notices this site exists….which ultimately doesn’t matter or make a difference that gets in the way of me masturbating in a crawl space watching my neighbor shower…because that is what actually matters…not commercial success or recognition of being anything more than a dude who masturbates to his neighbor showering….in some pretty clever spy-like ways…

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Smoke in Air Asia…
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Suspect on the Run Gets Owned by a Mini Van
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Dad Brawl at a Softball Game
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Cockatoo Barks Like a Dog
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Dude Playing Fortnite in the Library
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Jet Suit Lake Testing
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Tornado Hits Weather Channel
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Brigitte Nielsen is Terrifying
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2018

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Internet is so misleading…

I left my house today, thinking all these feminist hipsters would be half naked pulling their tits out like their instagram feeds….and sure there were slutty shorts, some leggings, some braless tops with hard nipples…

BUT…I did not see one girl posed provocatively in a bed, shower, hotel room, beach, desert, van, classic car….and I even went to Starbucks..where I assume all these people go…unless they only go to third wave, cold brew, curated craft roasters…those instagram models…always one HASHTAG TREND AHEAD OF ME….

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The Penis that Emma Watson Fucks
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Aubrey Plaza – See Through
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Ariel Winter – Huge Sloppy Tits
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Dua Lipa in a Slutty Dress
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Charli XCX See Through
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Honda Pulls a Mack Truck
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Joe Jackson – Pretty Much Dead
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Plaid Skirt
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Van Brake Checks
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Kristen Bell – See Through
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Mechanic Finds Dead Squirrel in Car
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Priest Slaps a baby
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Sam Smith – FAT SHAMER
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Some Model You’ve Never Heard Of – Being SLutty
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1377 Falling Pallets
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One Finger Push Up
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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LeeAnn Rimes ina Slutty Outfit
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Suki Waterhouse – Creepy
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hey Keri Russelll…..Nice Legs
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Bebe Rexha – Not Anna Rexha
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Martha Hunt Topless in 2012 and it is amazing.,,,,
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Paris Jackson at an Event…
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Rita Ora – Trash Slut
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Messy in a Public Park
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Muscular Chick of the Day – Would You Hit It?
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Spread Eagled Squirt
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Just a finger in her Butt
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She’s Fucking her Hair Brush
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Topless with a Bear
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2018

22

Jun

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson – Two Generations of Old Ladies in Bikinis of the Day

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Keep it in your fucking pants Grandma…

And I’m talkign to Kate Hudson – not Goldie Hawn – the actual Grandma….

Goldie can do whatever the fuck she wants with her old lady ass, it’s at the point of iconic and so old, we don’t even bother noticing…it’s not a point and laugh at Goldie…

It’s a point and laugh at the geriatric pregnancy on her mooch bitch daughter – who for those of you who don’t know – only exists cuz of who her mom is and not actual talent – who was a vapid cunt who ran around fucking everyone who would fill her cunt when she was a naughty teen – who got knocked up at Farrah Abraham age or pretty much Farrah Abraham age with some old dude in a shit band that may have been good at the time – but that was in the 90s, a long time ago and who the fuck remembers that….but WORST of tall…

She was like an Asia Argento…rich and entitled piece of shit who had no issue breaking a man…in her case Owen Wilson…leading him to attempted suicide……you know some fucking evil shit goes on with you when you can make a rich hippie surfer dude want to die….that’s just the effect this pussy has…and looking at these pics…I partially get it…

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Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Kate Hudson|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Melanie Griffith Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Melanie Griffith may be some kind of drug addicted old lady…but at least she’s not fat….

Sure, she’s the original Kate Hudson…a Famous mom, and has a Kate Hudson of her own, with Don Johnson….but before that whole being married thing happened, we can safely assume that TIPPY like GOLDIE….made all her Melanie Griffith dreams come true…and in the process of navigating her way through hollywood as someone raised in Hollywood…came many men cumming in and around her…it was probably the 60s, the Manson Era, cuz she is that old…

So seeing her in a bathing suit…is seeing something that has seen some shit…and is likely better off in a one piece…to provide more support for her exploded vagina to stay well hidden….

She’s fucking old..

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2018

22

Jun

Christina Aguilera in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen this shoot before…but everything is a blur…

What the fuck is this Christina Aguilera photoshoot for…I think I’ve seen it before and it is a nice reminder that young hot things turn old an fat…but when they are old and fat they collectively feel confidence in their new body because they are rich as fuck and coddled for so many years and know that fat or not people will want to throw money at them…in what is almost magical…because we life fat tits but that is almost sad because we are forced to remember what died to make these fat tits…and I’m not talking about all the SUGAR cane plants..I’m talking a young hot X-Tina…

If she really wanted to make some noise, I’d suggest…sex tape or more vagina..because I feel like I’ve never seen X-Tina pussy – mom pussy or not – and I think I’ve seen every celeb pussy…making her pussy one to look out for on the pussy-to-do list…

: Christina Aguilera (2018) Publicity

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