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2018

08

Jun

Madison Beer Got them Titties On of the Day

Madison Beer’s just out there living life…after her mom taught her the importance of being a little YOUTUBE starlet at a young age – that would get more views the more cleavage she showed off and since she had big tits…that was a no brainer…and now over 18, no longer getting 90 percent of her views from creepy fucks into young singing girls with tits, she’s trying to legitimize and polarize her story so that people think she’s a legit talent, a legit act, but when times get tough, and the publicity isn’t as much as she wants it to be, she’s always got them tits…to push up for the paparazzi, her social media, back to the YOUTUBE…she’s got this under control..and eventually people will think she matters like she is Rita Ora…because you can be as low level as you get, but if you’ve got tits and shamelessness you can be anything! DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

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2018

08

Jun

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be a recent Victoia’s Secret angel, but she’s hot, has a great skinny body and I am a fan, even if I’ve been told she is weird looking…all tall and gangly like a character out of a horror movie, a character out of a horror movie I’d love to be raped and killed by…

She’s clever, she’s trying to elevate her half nakedness and build a personal brand, because that’s what people need to do to stay relevant and get brand deals after the VS shit is done. Use the marketing of the brand to build yourself up so that you can exist like Tyra or Klum before her. Smart.

She’s started a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where she VLOGS about her life…that is highly produced and makes her seem like she’s living this aspirational amazing existence…because that’s the lie you need to perpetuate before you off yourself in your hotel room in france while filming your show for CNN….inner demons…

Well…this one, still happy in her existence winning at life…is in a bikini.

CHECK IT OUT.

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2018

08

Jun

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie of the Day

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In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in…

Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude.

Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom

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2018

08

Jun

Nikki Reed Bikini of the Day

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There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit…

That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts.

These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.

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2018

08

Jun

Old man Surprise…and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Dude Grabs Ass – Gets Stabbed

High Heel Struggle

Biggest Banana Ever

Two Girls Crash into a Car

Fapping and Driving….We’ve All Been There

Slutty Granny of the Day

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2018

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have always been fascinated by women who insert random objects in their vagina holes…

I remember being in high school and asking girls I went to school with what the weirdest object they have ever inserted in their vagina…most would shy away from telling me…some would think it was funny and tell me all the random shit they have put in their vaginas…from food products, to hairbrushes, to toothbrushes…to one girl who used to use her mother’s collection of ceramic figurines…because I guess young people are explorative and curious..and I guess I was always a pervert…because as it turns out…this question is one I still ask on the regular….35 years later…

Because somethings never change…and one of those things is girls opening discussing their insertion…

On this day, the tragic day of Anthony Bourdain’s suicide because his devil girlfriend made him do it…I bring you…morning links…

Bourdain Killed Himself…Sad Story
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Kid Gets Arrested for Riding dirtbike in School Highway
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Kim K Does CNN Exclusives About Meeting Trup…What the Fuck
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Gutter Bitch in a Bikini
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Some Isabelle Fuhrman Chick in a See Through Dress
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Helmet Saves a Dude’s Life
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Jennifer Garner…Does Social Media Content and It’s Weird…
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Rats in a Burger King
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Clooney Winning at Life Continues…
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2018

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When a woman calls me a Misogynist…I like to say:

“This is exactly the reason women should not be working in positions beyond clerical work. You are far too emotional. Are you on your period?”

The fact is that the site is just social commentary celebrating whores being whores…because everyone I write about is a useless slag doing nothing to contribute to the improvement or betterment of women….

They are reducing themselves to sexualizing themselves…when they could be out there doing good…

And the most interesting thing about it, is that they not only intellectualize it, but fucking celebrate it, and get paid to do it…and other women pretend they don’t think the whores getting ahead are whores…BUT I have heard women talk about other women…they fucking hate them and know their tactics…

SO…the point is, I am a feminist. I am about women empowerment. But when you call me a fucking sexist pig, cuz I call out girls to do more…and reduce them to the tits they put out of themselves for personal gain….the way they intend the content to be digested…even when they pretend it’s for other reasons…bigger reasons…

I’m just speaking TRUTH as I see it and I’m just honest in a world…of fucking liars who lie to themselves and each other.

Fucking idiots everywhere…and links everywhere too…

Selena Gomez is Selling the House She Fucked Bieber In
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Mariah Carey Throwing American Idol Shade
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How To Impress Women at the Beach
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Lindsey Pelas – Slut
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Weinstein is Going to Cash in On His Sex Scandal
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Woman Catches Foul Ball in her Beer – Then Chugs It
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Florida Cop Gets Knocked Down by 6 Foot Gator
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Mandy Moore Has Hard Nipplles
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Johnny Depp is ALive and Well..
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Carrie Underwood’s TItties!
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Prison Bae had his Baby with Billionaire Pervert who Fucks Off…
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Girl in the Spider’s Web Trailer…
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Golf Slab Shot Hole in One
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Power Line Touches Metal Fence
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Showing Off it Traffic Fail
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Perrie Edwards Tits
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Weird Church Sign of the DAy
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Instagram Girl of the Day
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Rita Ora Scratching Her Bikini
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Danielle Bradbery is Pretty Hot
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Ashley James Swimsuit
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Emma Stone Titties…
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Joanna Krupa’s Tits in a Slutty Dress
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Anna Taylor Joy Slutty
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Demi Rose Big Titties..
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Mandy Moore Slut Dress
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Mariah Carey for the Paparazzi
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Lupita Nyongo’s Legs…
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Rihanna in NYC Thick and Good..
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Isla Fisher Nipples
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Kelsea Ballerini in a Bra Top
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Charli XCX Thick in a Dress…
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Carrie Underwood Slutty
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Date Rape Fetish Porn is Pretty Hysterical
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Girl Decorates Herself as a Birthday Cake
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The best Neighbor Fight of the Day
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Old Guy Eating his Retirement Cake
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Shay Laren Gives Herself a Diddle
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80s Playmate in a Sexy Shoot
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Psycho Pulls Gun on Neighbor in Hawaii…
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Racist Woman on the Subway….with the Hottest VOice…
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Solo Orgasm
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Amateur Couple Beach Fuck
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Sultry Sulty Nasita
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Jelena Jensen Lingerie
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Webcam Girl Teasing…
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Awesome Tits.
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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2018

07

Jun

Kate Upton Tits Out for Some Magazine of the Day

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I call this photo series – Saggy sag Dairy Cow from the Midwest…about to get milked….

But the truth is that Kate Upton is a powerful woman, showcasing her femininity…using her natural huge, and disgusting, sloppy breasts as a marketing tool, that would make her grandfather, the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes…that WHIRLPOOL proud he revolutionized the washing machine to give his offspring….the opportunity to be famous for tits.

I don’t hate Kate Upton or her tits, I just don’t really know what the point of her is…besides the tits…

I don’t think I’m the one objectifying anyone here….

I think it’s pretty clear who is….

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2018

07

Jun

Serena Williams Bikini Thickness of the Day

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I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete….

But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things…

Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…

She’s a Fetish I guess…to a whole bunch of fucking weirdos like you.

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2018

07

Jun

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

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I will make a bet with you…one than assumes your girl Amber Heard knew that her dark nipples were too dark for the see through shirt she put on…because knowing that the paparazzi is out there and that the paparazzi love hard nipples…her existence all of a sudden becomes far more exciting….you know sexualize what you can when it’s all you got and you’re losing quickly cuz you’re gettting old.

I’ve heard she’s a black WIDOW, I’ve seen her Black Widow-ing with how she pretty much destroyed the fuck out of Johnny Depp after exploiting him for status, lifestyle and celebrity crush before fucking ruining him, then running to Elon Musk and running to this new rich guy, she’s got a type…whores tend to have a type…

I know she’s a big celebrity, big actress, real accomplished….but best known for being a DEVIL WOMAN…

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