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2018

22

Jun

Kaili Thorne is Topless of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…but not really no name because her name is Thorne…

So you know her because her older sister is named Bella Thorne…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…allowing her to learn strategy…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne and some other Disney Sluts who are far sluttier than this one in their everyday life, but because of their success, she has had to be as slutty as possible in her social media to even get noticed…

But then her older sister’s stole her slutty exhibitionist glory and started showing the world how slutty they are too….

But lets not forget Kaili…

Here she is naked and burned

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2018

22

Jun

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard this week is that Gigi Hadid said she felt guilty for coming from a rich family….the same rich family that paid for her career and established her as a vapid model…because she feels so bad about having had her career bought – but doesn’t feel bad about that career that it bought – encouraging the world to be vapid whores…something she continues to do…instead of digging a fucking well, getting dirty doing something fucking decent…disgusting people….say and do disgusting things…and here’s her ass to show you how guilty she feels about being a rich brat who had her career bought for her..garbage.

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2018

22

Jun

Josie Canseco’s Athlete Meets Stripper and They Bred Body of the Day

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Josie Canseco is a product of narcissism on the level of – she’s named after her father….

I assume her mother was a stripper where he was on a Farm Team before going Major League…who saw the opportunity and pulled his dick out and smeared his cum all up on her uterus during one of his lap dances….

The two merged genetically and created a rich, entitled, spoiled brat daughter of a super star athlete…with the attitude of a stripper, because daddy was on the road building up her daddy issues her whole life, and mommy between spending daddy’s money and popping pills would give her life advice that shaped who she is today….

And I think the shape of who she is today is pretty great…on some Giant Inflatable thing….in a bikini…looking fit and loving every second of the paparazzi up on her….

It’s good to be a hot rich daughter of a pro athelete…cuz athletes are half retards who don’t expect you to achieve much more than what this one is doing….A national Hero really…

Here’s more….fit as fuck…

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2018

22

Jun

Delilah Hamlin Bikini Model of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin….Delilah Hamlin is the D-List Celebrity Daughter…of a D-List celebrity – who are on the internet on social media being whores because they have a good starting point in life since they are already spoiled rich kids with fame loving parents who aren’t that famous but are still famous enough to get them noticed…

Her mom Lisa Rinna has had so much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, her lips look like Delilah Hamlin was birthed out of them….she is the first woman to have a vaginaplasty on her fucking mouth….so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who like spa treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…and as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young tight body with the titties – alright..now a bikini model? Sure….why not..

delilah hamlin tits and ass white bikini

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Frida Aasen Hot Bikini Model in a Bikini Instagram Shoot of the Day

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…

Or maybe she sounds like a refugee looking for a new life in America and her desperation to get out of the work camp makes her willing to fuck a dude like you….

But as it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…

I mean … LOOK AT HER….

Amazing..

Posted in:Frida Aasen|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Lindsey Pelas Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas has big tits…that’s pretty much all there is to her, and all there is to this post, so I doubt we need to further investigate the huge tits, rather just stare at them….because big tits are a wonderful thing…something Lindsey Pelas can testify for in the court of law because without the big tits…she’d be a lot less interesting and since she’s barely interesting with the tits…she’d be pretty much non existent which I guess you could argue she is…but she’s done some media and blogs like her…which I guess counts..

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2018

22

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Hey Alexis Ren calm the fuck down….

Those bolt on tits being shameless like a low level porn chick who doesn’t get fucked on camera offends me.

If you’re going to have all the followers and make all the money as a sex worker while pretneding to be a model and not sharing your actual sex work with us…I am going to hate you…

Sure I’ll still look at the exhibitionist body in provocative poses, angling, and inspiring other sluts to be travel sluts influencers…and I won’t hate it…but I’ll hate that I don’t get to see the money shot on her Fecal Alcohol Syndrome face….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Daphne Joy in a Bikini of the Day

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Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before.

They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit…

Only…Daphne Joy has been able to leverage her ridiculous stripper looking Ethnic Afro-Puerto Rican body…or maybe she’s Filipina….hard to tell with this tan and clown tits…in a pre-instagram era – to get knocked up by 50 cent…which means she’s getting nice fat child support checks and that’s what looking like this kind of sex worker is about…JUST ASK COCO…

She’s pretty old…a reminder that trashy sluts were around before instagram – instagram was just a vehicle for them to monetize and market themselves…but look at this body…

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2018

22

Jun

Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

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I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian earnings thanks to being a clever business woman…who plays half retard for the public which is a great lesson to teach girls…when you’re actually a smart business person….it’s pretty offensive..

The funny thing about Paris Hilton, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton, is that she’s blocked me on instagram. I can’t see any of her updates – and it feels like the stinky fat kid never invited to any birthday parties…which I was at one point in my life…you know before all this internet fame made people want to be around me and invite me to luxurious places….so I’m used to the rejection…even when it’s from some bottom feeding herpes cunt….

People still love Paris Hilton…including Paris Hilton….apparently…

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GREER GRAMMER WAS THERE WITH A CAMELTOE AND EVERYONE LOVES FRASIER SO I’ll POST IT…

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2018

22

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord Bikini of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…

She was on 90210 the remake- and she probably was not paid to be on on that garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels back when the original was on tv, but it gave her purpose.

I do like that a group of hot sisters from Texas or wherever the fuck they are from came together to LA to try to make it – and loved every second of their fame…they did paparazzi pics daily cuz they loved it…and they now exist despite having not worked since 90210….

And most importantly…they have hot bodies..even if they look like they ran away from Madame Tusseauds Wax Museum and are melting in the sun….