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2018

09

Apr

January Jones Nipple of the Day

January Jones….may not be able to identify the man who came in her and gave her a child in a police line up….but she sure can wear a see through dress with her nipples out…in public knowing people only care about her cuz of her tits…and if that isn’t talent…or a skill…I don’t know what is…because to me….it would seem to be the only skill that matters…

Unless she knows who the baby daddy is, and is keeping it hush hush because she was paid hush money, in which case…she’s got two skills…because the world needs more women who can keep they damn mouth shuts…

It’s about knowing your strengths….

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2018

09

Apr

Madison Beer’s Big Tits of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets hits….because Madison Beer has tits…but a lot of girls have tits…it takes a certain caliber of marketer to use those tits to seduce youtube, to make youtube money, to lock in record deals, and to parade around for the paparazzi to promote record deals, and instagram marketing deals…it’s like she gets it….she gets what the people care about….Tits.

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Here she is in a short dress at an event

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2018

09

Apr

Heidi Klum Tanning Her and Getting Fucked on Vacation of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a sexual deviant, but more interestingly, she’s a freak of nature that we can only blame EUGENICS during NAZI Germany for…

Why would a 70 year old woman look this good…and more importantly…after she’s had dozens of kids with various men..thanks to that sexual deviance you’d expect from a German, with all their pragmatic sex clubs and scatology…they are a weird bunch of sex workers…

Sure, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…we don’t know how wrecked her vagina is, because she just always shows the tits, to remind us that she’s around, and hot….but her boyfriend from the band TOKIO HOTEL…has been there and I’m sure he was wrist deep like playing the guitar with her uterus..unless she’s had all that surgically fixed and this is just a product of plastic surgery and not Hitler’s legacy…

It’s weird though.

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2018

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Getting Wet of the Day

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Alexis REN is the kind of girl who went viral viral thanks to Instagram and got so much media hype thanks to being all famous, with campaigns for top tier brands like Wrangler Jeans that you may remember the poor kid in your high school in the 80s wearing..unless you were said poor kid…in which case you probably remember being judged when wearing them,…thanks for the memories K-Mart…who paid her 100s of thousands of dollars to just be herself…all thanks to riding some dude who knew how to game instagram and the media hard…

They broke up, she got bolt on tits, and the last year or two of her life involved her trying to navigate being a total slut…with bolt on tits…and she’s finally figuring it out again…you can be slutty without being too trashy…even when you’re trashy…and brands will come back to you because you have 100,000,000 followers…

So this is her taking it down a notch but still being perfectly slutty enough for me….

The only issue with her is that she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome…dopey fucking eyes…but no one is perfect really…

Here she is just casually eating…

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2018

09

Apr

Bella Hadid Dykes it Down of the Day

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Bella Hadid, like Lily Rose Depp earlier today, has put on a wig and wigged the fuck out, having her friends bite at her titties, like some kind of college girl trying to get noticed at the party by the group of guys egging her on, because her life is pretty much taking that role, the role of not quite hot or talented, but the more noise or weirdness she puts out there, the more the people will believe she’s got this higher level of beauty, relevance, or vision…but in reality she’s just a girl from Los Angeles who mooched off her sister and connections…and lives this fucking scam thanks to the internet…

She isn’t hot…you’re crazy to think she is…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Heres Gigi Hadid’s weird tits while we’re at it..

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2018

09

Apr

Lily Mo Sheen Being Racy of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is up on the same shit that Bella Haidid and Lily Rose Depp are up to, and that’s using their friends as sexual props in their social media, because it’s love a girl or we’re all fucking dykes, the world are dykes, so we all masturbate together, and lick each other’s assholes, because gender and sexuality is a construct of man that we will not let get in the way of our life….at least not our social media life…because we’re so current, so now, so with it…

That said, Kate Beckinsale is a mom….her mom…and despite the fact that she doesn’t age and is pretty fucking hot like the Vampire you’d expect her to be, since the only movie she’s done is some Vampire bullshit that nerds fucking love…..

This is her college aged, college accepted, going into her first year of college daughter they call Lily Beckinsale…because I guess the dad doesn’t deserve his name branded on her because he doesn’t matter…while her mom is something out..but not quite college aged, college wild, something else…like this one…

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2018

09

Apr

Stella Maxwell in a Bra of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a mooch who prays on the weak, like Kristen Stewart who is such an identity crisis – unable to navigate her fame or that hollywood shit…that she’s became a cliche frat boy or 40 year old dude – who jacks off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, only she’s rich and can do it in person…because the Victoria’s Secret model is trying to propel her career and what better way to do it than a lesbian scandal with a big famous high paid star…it’s ridiculous…but anyone who knows lesbians knows they don’t like hot chicks…or cliche hot chicks…or Victoria’s Secret models…that shit is so not lesbian…despite Kristen Stewart’s ridiculous lesbian hair..

I’m not FOOLED…

But I do like this Stella Maxwell hustle…she’s masterful in the scam and trickery…the hustle…of the idiots…

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2018

09

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this.

She’s the kind of girl who needs to simmer the fuck down, she’s old, she’s had her time, and whether she still sells lingerie harder than a tupperwear party hosting mom, make room for new pussy….

She is marketed as some sort of supermodel, according to her and Victoria’s Secret…but I find it all pretty dull…

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2018

09

Apr

Lottie Moss Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lottie Moss may or may not be KATE MOSS’ sister, but she sure as fucking hell milks the fuck out of it….harder than any sibling or daughter of someone famous has ever done before her…she puts that last name that may not even be her legal last name out there…and she gets on reality shows, does brand deals, gets in magazines, all because find it so exciting that there’s another MOSS out there….and that isn’t old or banged out as hard as you’d expect….it’s still young and has a whole life of social media whoring…and paparazzi whoring ahead of her….

Here she is in a sheer bra, being unemployed, playing model, knowing she’ll never be KATE MOSS, but will do all she can to trick people into thinking she’s of some higher genetic pool, and people are dumb enough to believe it…

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2018

09

Apr

Sahara Ray InstaThot of the Day

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Instagram Thot SAHARA RAY NOT getting reported for showing tits on Instagram.

Sahara Ray was one of the original big tits on instagram who supported her instagram with big tit photoshoots that often times took place in the desert…for magazines…with famous photographers…and she had legitimacy as the big tits…the hipster tits…the instagram tits…so much so that she got a huge following…

She was whoring her tits out before everyone was, and I think she was the motivation behind TV StAR AND RAT FACED CUNT EM RATA to get her tits out there…before the rest of the world realized something we’ve always known…and that is that tits get hits..

Seriously, I scroll through instagram at least once a day and see countless topless pics of tits, and sure they are just tits, but they clearly weren’t raised on the same interent as me, where tits weren’t allowed on mainstream sites that had mainstream ads…but somehow we’ve evolved as a people..thanks to somewhores like this..

But my site is called porn for posting this shit, and my insta has been deleted 4 times….

Thanks internet for segregating me.

Nothing we ain’t seen before!

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