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2018

14

Jun

Bella Thorne Still in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne posted up this picture of her in a bikini, which I guess is pretty standard for instagram, the hub of bikini pics, because that’s really the only reason social media ever worked, it was this place where people you had never seen in bikinis, would post their bikinis, giving you the opportunity to see them in a bikini and jerk off to them in bikinis, knowing that it was something special…something everyday women understood was a way for them to feel good about themselves and allow them to show off their bodies and be jerked off to.

Well, standard or not, people still like seeing a bitch in a bikini, whether she’s famous or not, or whether she’s created that fame via being half naked and other tactical moves she was taught by her mom who clearly really wanted famous kids..

Point being, that bikini pics or not, she’s relevant, she’s current, she’s making money and selling product to kids…all while coming across as a crackhead about to fucking crack, and I’m looking forward to that, I don’t like when manic episodes last too long…I like when they happen, we see them, then the crash and burn and disappear happens, so that other shameless sluts can move in on it…and have their time to shine and dive….

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2018

14

Jun

Olivia Culpo Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Olivia Culpo Tits Out Low Cut Shirt and Short Skirt

We still don’t really know who Olivia Culpo is, because Olivia Culpo doesn’t really know who she is.

She is clearly the worst kind of useless….instagram manipulating…going to relevant events and trying to get famous for more than just fucking famous people…without actually having a marketable talent…

Up there pretending to be some kind of model or personality…or influencer who won’t call herself an influencer…getting brand deals because brands are stupid and she knows people…trying to find some kind of relevant…while trying to look as hot as she can, but remaining as classy as she can, so she has an appearance of being the whore that she is…

She’s navigating some wild waters….of being a whore but not coming across as a whore and I guess that’s her ultimate skill set.

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

14

Jun

Ashley Graham is a Fucking Tank in a Bikini of the Day

This isn’t hot, unless you have a fucked up fetish.

This isn’t normal, unless you accept that fat is normal, which it isn’t, even if most people are fat.

This is unhealthy. This is digusting. This is not empowering.

This does not perpetuate a better future of inclusion of all shapes and sizes…it says it is OK to overeat and to not work out enough…

It is saying it is ok to die of Obesity related diseases….

It is saying it’s ok for fat chicks to wear bikinis instead of those one pieces with the little skirts to cover their disgusting covering their disgusting.

It is terrible…but I guess it works out for this one…she’s a hero to lazy fat women everywhere and she’s getting rich off it….not to mention she’s got a black husband (obviously) likely fucking the white fat ass off her better than any white man fucked her…making her have this deslusional sense of purpose, fame all while she knows deep down “but I’m fat and I’m supposed to be alone at home with my cats, how am I here”…

Vile.

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2018

14

Jun

Horny Granny and Other Videos of the Day

Singer Kicks Guy for Grabbing her Cunt

RV with Tow Vehicle on the Tracks

Uber Driver Gets Shot

Fight that Got a Dude Shot

Naked on Drugs…

Drinking Beer Through Nose

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a legend at something no one cares about…which is a pretty weird concept…the perv blogger originator, before all the other perv bloggers, who was probably forgotten two weeks after perv blogging began, but who managed to get featured in Maxim as the perv blogger’s blogger, back in 2007 when I probably should have stopped perv blogging….because it is something no one cares about…

I guess this is how classically trained buskers feel like when they count their 15 dollars in quarters they just made, knowing they could have been so much more, but aren’t…so they use that 15 dollars to buy heroin.

You know how it is…and here are some morning links…


There is a Sexual Assault Case Against Stallone
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Selena Gomez Fans Defending her From Being Called Ugly – Even Though She is Ugly
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Big Titty Teresa
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Weird High School Strike Out Homosexual Moment
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Jenna Dewan Cleavage
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Orangutan Defending his Habitat is Sad
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Ewan McGregor to Star in The Shining Sequel
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Beat Boxing Twins
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Pregnant Hilary Duff Pussy
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Fence Install – Epic Fail
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Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy You Hairy Troll Fuck
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HEAD SHOP FOR ALL YOUR SMOKING NEEDS
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars for Father’s Day or to Fuck Your Intern With….
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2018

14

Jun

Kimberley Garner Wet Bikini of the Day

Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs get Wet in bLue bikini

I find it interesting that Kimberley Garner is so irrelevant, that every post I do of her involves her showing off her pretty solid body in a bikini, and every post I do of her gets barely any clicks…it’s like some people, even when hot bodied, even when trying to be rich, connected, dialed in, even after being on TV, just can’t manage to get that celebrity they want…

She’s moved to LA, she’s half naked, she goes to key events, yet no one even gives a fuck…

I know girls far less dialed in, less interesting, less into dedicating their life to be famous…getting more action than this one…and in a lot of ways it is pathetic…

But the good news is that I am into it…any bikini pic is a good bikini pic to me…even when it’s bad.

Kimberley Garner Ass and Tits Get Wet in a White Bikini 3

Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I ran outside because I noticed it was raining and figured there would be at least one woman in some slutty braless outfit since thats the trend – and people follow instagram trends hard – getting soaked through…

Turns out – they all had umbrellas…but I didn’t…so here I am all soaked the fuck out and I didn’t even get to see any tits soaked through…because I guess that I suck at life, perverts never win…even though most successful people are perverts…cuz they are men…and you’d all do the same thing as me…look nature in the face and say “I know how good nature can be to tits with no bra on”….

We are in this together…we understand each other…now click the stepLINKS…

Jamie Fox Slapped a Woman with his Penis in 2002
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Top Designer Calls Selena Gomez Ugly – Cuz She Is
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Bigot of the Day
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Multi Talented Weather Girl
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Dog Unlocks the Door
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Youtube ASMR BIKINI Star – Gwen Gwiz Nip Slip
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Danielle Mason Nip Slip
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Maxim Models in Bikinis
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Rita Ora – Yellow Dress
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Propane Tank Explosion – is Terrifying
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Dine and Dash of the Year
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Out of Control Truck
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Iggy Azalea Naked on Instagrammy
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Christie Brinkley Nipples
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Sam Jackson Has Been High on the Job
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Lebron James Fucks Beyonce
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Orangutan Fighting Bulldozer Destroying it’s Home….Humans are Fuckign Gross…
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Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy You Hairy Troll Fuck
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HEAD SHOP FOR ALL YOUR SMOKING NEEDS
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars for Father’s Day or to Fuck Your Intern With….
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Victoria HErvey Hot in a Bikini
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Annabelle Wallis -Titties Worth a Fuck
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Jenna Dewan Trans Face – Cleavage Out
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Betty from Riverdale – Neckless in W Magazine
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Celeb Nude Screencaps..
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Morena Baccarin in a Slutty Dress
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Some Chick Named Becky Gin a Boring Shoot
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Jessica Parker Kennedy in Shorts
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Cabello Lame in Concert even in Lingerie
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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Captain Cocklicker is the Amateur of the Day
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Twin Sister porn – Interesting
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Just a Double Penetration
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Huge Monster Tits and the Pancake Nipples
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Busty Asian School Girl Photoshoot
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Naked AMateur CHicks
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Very Weird Sister Brother Fetish Porn
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One BOOB Fetish
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Some Big TIts Spread Legged
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Naked Girl in a Cheesy Mask
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Hot Naked Lucie
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Lesbo Pussy Lick
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2018

13

Jun

Alyssa Milano in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a social experiment, do people still care about an old as fuck Alyssa Milano in a bikini, and if they do, is it because she laser hair removed all her troll italian body hair, after years of being mocked for it..

Do people feel still loyal to her as an actress on a sitcom in the 80s, that they want to see her half naked for her fans promoting some bullshit no one cares about?

I have a feeling her fans do care, they still fucking love her…which is amazing to me, but not in a good way, in a what the fuck is wrong with you perverts….

You know there is TINDER and other opportunities for you to fuck far hotter girls…

I don’t get to see the Milano fans because she blocked me on her shit long ago for making fun of her hairiness….I haven’t missed much…and I have no interest in seeing this…but I figure you do…it’s a social experiment really..to fully understand how pathetic my readers and demographics really are….

I like to think you’re cool, with it people into fucking models…and laughing about it in the lockerroom…but I know the truth…I deny it..but I know it…you’re all just celeb groupies…who can’t move onto new pussy…even when it starts to rot and wilt and look like this…like a corpse found at the bottom of a river…all bloated and smelling of shit….death really…

GROSS..

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Callie Cattaneo Naked of the Day

Callie Cattaneo Naked on the Beach

Callie Cattaneo seems pretty legitimate…in terms of her modeling…and getting naked on the internet…

I tried to find her on social media – but her account seemed private, which I guess is tactics to be mysterious, compelling and get a follow, but I “X” that nonsense and move on with my life…because if you’re getting naked in shoots – post them up on your iG…it’s the way the system works…

I did find that she was a Maxim Hometown Hottie challenger, you know submitted her pics to get noticed in a world where MAXIM doesn’t matter – it’s not the late 90s..

Her bio read – “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach”

She clearly put massive amounts of effort into writing that one…she didn’t even capitalize her i…..that’s how you know she’s real..

Not that I fixate on grammar, as I don’t proof read anything I ejaculate on my keyboard here, and often times I accidentally see what I’ve previously written and think “what the fuck does any of this mean”…letters misplaced…words misplaced…and going after someone for grammar and not substance of their messaging is just a cop out…

But when your bio is “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach!”…

There’s not much substance to her messaging…everyone loves the fucking beach, get a fucking job. Thanks for the tits.

Posted in:callie cattaneo|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Erotica of the Day

Brooke Burke Tits in a Sports Bra and Ass in Leggings

Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success…

She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5.

There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers…

She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….

Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW