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2018

02

Jul

J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day

I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme….

She’s so calculated….in all she’s ever done as a self involved narcissist that the world appreciated because of a fat ass….

I think J.Lo and Cameltoe rhyming is part of her strategy to brainwash people into forgetting she’s 50…when the fact she’s 50 may be the precise reason people even notice her in these pics…or at least the only reason they are talking…because she’s J.Lo and will always get noticed for that reason alone…

What I am trying to say, but you keep interrupting me on is that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme and here sheis having one in leggings a few sizes too small because that’s what people in denial are all about….

Walk down the street…the leggings you can see the panty color through are girls who think they a small but are really an extra large…which means more clothing jacked up pussy holes for all us perverts to try to appreciate…since seeing the pussy lip formation is the closest we get to seeing actual pussy….

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2018

02

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini with Fergie’s Husband of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is taking advantage of the gossip, the scandal, the fact that she’s banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows that the paparazzi are there, that they are interested in the Fergie love story, that the new woman Eiza, is the young temptress…all aspiring to make it in America with her hot body that is in a bikini….

When you’re trying to get famous, this is the kind of thing that could be your Lewinsky moment, yes a dated reference but get in the tabloids, be known as the girl who sucks Fergie’s cum out of Duhamel’s ass…it’s compacted up in there, you can tell by his bloat….

I think it’s called felching, or maybe it is just mooching…

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2018

02

Jul

Katy Perry Swimwear Continues of the Day

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Dumpy and awkward Katy Perry was kind enough to put on a one piece bathing suit, which I think is age appropriate since she’s over 30 and shouldn’t in a bikini, despite what all these over 30 year old women think is empowering or whatever…she’s disgusting, even when wearing some thick, support fabric, that is of some modern technology and keeps fat old chicks looking like they have a waist while pushing their big tits up and out…to try to extend or add some lifespan to their sex appeal..

While anyone who knows anything Katy Perry, knows that she’s the fucking worst who made some deal with the devil to pollute all of our lives with her nonsense…her terrible songs, her low level of talent, that despite having noting good about her, made it to the fucking top…I don’t get it…but I do know that like her bathing suit some technology went into mind control and manipulating us all….to know the words to her songs even if we’ve never heard her songs….proven by the fact that she sells her concert tickets on Groupon….she’s trash…

While all perverts know, a half naked version of any bitch is a better version of that bitch, even if it’s awful…

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2018

02

Jul

Mel B in Some Leggings of the Day

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If you look close enough – you can see Mel B’s scary Spice Dick…

Not that she has a dick, I mean she can’t, she’s got too many kids with too many dads for it to be a dick…it just may be as appealing as a dick, since she’s had too many kids with too many dads…you know all dangling and terrifying…

I mean obviously she’s had it cut off and rebuilt, she’s not the kind of superficial rich as fuck woman to not get a designer pussy, LABIAPLASTY…

and maybe that’s why she’s showing it off in her leggings jacked up her cunt for the world to see she’s still the Spice girl You want to jerk off to…

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2018

02

Jul

Amber Heard Braless in a Dress – YOU CAN SEE HER NIPS of the Day

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It’s always depressing to see a woman age, except when that woman is the fucking devil…a black widow…like Amber Heard, who fully manipulated Johnny Depp, with who fucking knows what tactics, but there are tactics women can use to manipulate people, especially weirdo rich celebrities like Johnny Depp…

Point being, those tactics have clearly been applied to her wardrobe, wearing sheer dresses nipples out, probably knowing that Vanessa Paradis,the women she stole Johnny Depp from, was getting married, so that the media would want to see the homewrecker out and about…

Or maybe it’s just tactic to divert attention from the bags under her eyes and instead focus on what matters, her body still looking alright, not 10,000,000 dollars alright, or Elon Musk billionaire she manipulated alright, but alright….

If you look close enough, you’ll see that her neck is starting to go too…aging sucks for all of us, my shits are terrible, hemorrhoids terrible, energy levels terrible…chronic illness terrible…but at least I’m not Amber Heard who is losing everything she had…her hots.

Oh well, enough time spent on this psychopath…hard faced dead eyed psychopath….NIPPLES!!

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2018

02

Jul

Gigi Haid and Em Rat Cow Bikini Together of the Day

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Rat Cow is a famewhore. She has wanted to be famous for a long time. She got naked to get famous. Her efforts have paid off for her thanks to Instagram being a th
ing, and thanks to her being cast in that music video, and she’s been able to maintain over 1,000,000 dollars a year in earnings, maybe even more really, all for having a great set of tits that are debatably not even real tits, and that all of you could go out and buy for 7500 dollars, if you felt so compelled to have great tits, that you get paid to show off.

I find it interesting that 80 percent of her fans are men, yet brands still do deals with her, because of the sheer number of perverts that follow her…but not that interesting, I am more interested in the tits…but even they aren’t that great in the grand scheme of her as a whole…she’s got this birdface, troll face, weird belly button…but she gets naked.

Well, in the lastest in her famewhoring, is that she’s worked her way to the HADIDs….which I am sure she’s been seen with before, but that not in paparazzi pics..like she matters…all this fake friends together leveraging each other for audience…pretty lame…but not as lame as how all these people end up in the same cities…there is a whole world out there yet RAT COWS and Hadids unite overseas…what are the chances…does Rat Cow stalk and follow the Hadid, did they plan this,is everyone basic even on a high level – like there are target places to be….I don’t know…but I know it happened…and it’s garbage.

Gigi

Fame Whore Em Rat Cow

Here is boring Gigi Hadid in a mesh dress

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2018

02

Jul

Halsey Upskirt of the Day

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Is that Halsey’s vagina, is it black or is it white, is it trying to be shown to the paparazzi for attention or is it what could be a drunken drugged out haze…because she’s a drug user club kid who likes everyone who pays enough attention to her long enough to hear her stupid fucking story about being some poor half black girl in wherever she’s from who did all kinds of drugs but just wanted to sing man…she just wanted to sing man…and now she fucking sings man….she made it, a success story…from club kid, to club DJ fucker, to club vocalist, to record deal, to 100 percent lame….

I just like pics of her ripping lines of some powder hit the internet and she still gets brand deals thanks to America loving what’s famous…god knows why she’s famous…but she’s famous.

Here he is trying to activate the black in her

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2018

02

Jul

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about the WILLIS sisters…but I manage to keep on posting about them. Some total interesting rich kids with rich parents who we don’t even care about…given some monthly allowance and a social media account..allowingthem to discover their useless selves..in what has naturally become posting up naked and half naked pics as often as possible because that is all people genuinely care about or want…nudity…that’s why porn is so popular…and why sluts on instagram are so popular…and I guess why these girls who do virtually nothing but social media posts are popular enough for me to come across their smut and look at it long enough to post it for you….but for the record…I have never jerked off to these mutants….I blame Demi….because genetically she’s not the woman with 1,000,000 dollars of plastic surgery….is she…

and here is Rumer Willis naked, thankfully covering everything that could blind us

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2018

02

Jul

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples and Cameltoe of the Day

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Short shorts jacked so far into Miley Cyrus you’d think they were Stella Maxwell’s fists back when Miley pretended to be a lesbian for her TUMBLR Porn image…that her Disney Team created by searching the internet and figuring out that if we have a young puppet that has a fan base…and the kids like tumblr porn…we could use this puppet…to create tumblr porn…and the shock factor of a Disney Kid…basically walking around with her vagina exposed alone will be huge PR…so much earned Media..we will sell tickets, albums and make hits…and that’s what they did…

Now Miley has to navigate having already exhausted her whole being wild and fun and even interesting at least to perverts who like young naked starlets, because if you’re gonna have a starlet you might as well have a naked one, it makes the pop music they shit out easier to digest…and jerk off to…..

Well, this is her now, after we’ve all seen her twat…boring, suburban, rich…but if you look hard enough – hard nippled with some pussy definition..and that’s what it’s all about…and by it I mean Miley’s post-Disney existence…

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2018

02

Jul

Karrueche Tran Bikini of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned – Karreuche Tran and Tinashe are the same person. Now one may call that racism, saying that all hot young black girls on the internet in their half naked state of undress look the same, but the truth is that I am just old and I don’t care if one banged Chris Brown to exist, or if the other banged a Football or Basketball Player to exist, I just care that they are half naked. It’s really simple science here . It’s not a social justice warrior situation, fight the ignorant man who is ignorant…but who will still take the time to fully absorb and appreciate an ass in a bikini…ideally more so when I can see the vagina definition in the one size too small bikini bottoms…but I take what I can get…I’m from Canada, we weren’t raised with bikinis like you southern states….so it excites us.

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