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2018

02

Jul

Gigi Haid and Em Rat Cow Bikini Together of the Day

Rat Cow is a famewhore. She has wanted to be famous for a long time. She got naked to get famous. Her efforts have paid off for her thanks to Instagram being a th
ing, and thanks to her being cast in that music video, and she’s been able to maintain over 1,000,000 dollars a year in earnings, maybe even more really, all for having a great set of tits that are debatably not even real tits, and that all of you could go out and buy for 7500 dollars, if you felt so compelled to have great tits, that you get paid to show off.

I find it interesting that 80 percent of her fans are men, yet brands still do deals with her, because of the sheer number of perverts that follow her…but not that interesting, I am more interested in the tits…but even they aren’t that great in the grand scheme of her as a whole…she’s got this birdface, troll face, weird belly button…but she gets naked.

Well, in the lastest in her famewhoring, is that she’s worked her way to the HADIDs….which I am sure she’s been seen with before, but that not in paparazzi pics..like she matters…all this fake friends together leveraging each other for audience…pretty lame…but not as lame as how all these people end up in the same cities…there is a whole world out there yet RAT COWS and Hadids unite overseas…what are the chances…does Rat Cow stalk and follow the Hadid, did they plan this,is everyone basic even on a high level – like there are target places to be….I don’t know…but I know it happened…and it’s garbage.

Gigi

Fame Whore Em Rat Cow

Here is boring Gigi Hadid in a mesh dress

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2018

02

Jul

Halsey Upskirt of the Day

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Is that Halsey’s vagina, is it black or is it white, is it trying to be shown to the paparazzi for attention or is it what could be a drunken drugged out haze…because she’s a drug user club kid who likes everyone who pays enough attention to her long enough to hear her stupid fucking story about being some poor half black girl in wherever she’s from who did all kinds of drugs but just wanted to sing man…she just wanted to sing man…and now she fucking sings man….she made it, a success story…from club kid, to club DJ fucker, to club vocalist, to record deal, to 100 percent lame….

I just like pics of her ripping lines of some powder hit the internet and she still gets brand deals thanks to America loving what’s famous…god knows why she’s famous…but she’s famous.

Here he is trying to activate the black in her

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2018

02

Jul

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about the WILLIS sisters…but I manage to keep on posting about them. Some total interesting rich kids with rich parents who we don’t even care about…given some monthly allowance and a social media account..allowingthem to discover their useless selves..in what has naturally become posting up naked and half naked pics as often as possible because that is all people genuinely care about or want…nudity…that’s why porn is so popular…and why sluts on instagram are so popular…and I guess why these girls who do virtually nothing but social media posts are popular enough for me to come across their smut and look at it long enough to post it for you….but for the record…I have never jerked off to these mutants….I blame Demi….because genetically she’s not the woman with 1,000,000 dollars of plastic surgery….is she…

and here is Rumer Willis naked, thankfully covering everything that could blind us

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Posted in:SFW|Tallulah Willis

2018

02

Jul

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples and Cameltoe of the Day

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Short shorts jacked so far into Miley Cyrus you’d think they were Stella Maxwell’s fists back when Miley pretended to be a lesbian for her TUMBLR Porn image…that her Disney Team created by searching the internet and figuring out that if we have a young puppet that has a fan base…and the kids like tumblr porn…we could use this puppet…to create tumblr porn…and the shock factor of a Disney Kid…basically walking around with her vagina exposed alone will be huge PR…so much earned Media..we will sell tickets, albums and make hits…and that’s what they did…

Now Miley has to navigate having already exhausted her whole being wild and fun and even interesting at least to perverts who like young naked starlets, because if you’re gonna have a starlet you might as well have a naked one, it makes the pop music they shit out easier to digest…and jerk off to…..

Well, this is her now, after we’ve all seen her twat…boring, suburban, rich…but if you look hard enough – hard nippled with some pussy definition..and that’s what it’s all about…and by it I mean Miley’s post-Disney existence…

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2018

02

Jul

Karrueche Tran Bikini of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned – Karreuche Tran and Tinashe are the same person. Now one may call that racism, saying that all hot young black girls on the internet in their half naked state of undress look the same, but the truth is that I am just old and I don’t care if one banged Chris Brown to exist, or if the other banged a Football or Basketball Player to exist, I just care that they are half naked. It’s really simple science here . It’s not a social justice warrior situation, fight the ignorant man who is ignorant…but who will still take the time to fully absorb and appreciate an ass in a bikini…ideally more so when I can see the vagina definition in the one size too small bikini bottoms…but I take what I can get…I’m from Canada, we weren’t raised with bikinis like you southern states….so it excites us.

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2018

02

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Titty Selfie of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a titty selfie because that is the whole point of having tits. It’s to show the world that your fake bi-polar Disney kid ass has tits as tits, like bank accounts, allocate some sort of value to the person posting pics of her tits, it makes her worth more to the general public and makes people want to fuck her, and when you’re raised by your parents to be a mainstream version of a sex worker, manipulation through tits is one of the tactics you learn in fame whore school.

The only fascinating thing in all this is that Demi Lovato tries to intellectualize when she sexualizes herself…and if a monster sexualizes itself is it still sexualizing…since it’s a monster…I don’t have those answers.

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2018

02

Jul

Iggy Azalea Mesh Pussy of the Day

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The only Mesh you’d want to see on Iggy Azalea is one tightly knit and made of some sort of Hazmat suit material, where that the years of some mutated bacterias that live in her vagina get kept the fuck in. We don’t need another fucking EBOLA outbreak that all stems from MOMMA africa here….do we….

The only thing good about her is that she knows she’s disgusting, packages herself as hot to a certain demographic, that likes what she’s about, they think she’s a Phat Ass White Girl…PAWG it’s a Porn Category you know…I call them Piece of White Ass….or POWA…either way….she’s got a pussy, at least we think she does, because we’ve established she’s woman, or at least generally accepted her as a woman, even if it’s debatable that she’s likely trans out of control, loving every minute of her fame scam…because it is a scam..and I just wonder who was paying for all her plastic surgery before she was famous and making money as a song and dance white rapper who sucks…That’s the real mystery that is this lie that is Iggy….where was she before….does she have rich parents? Do gay black men like her and finance her life because they like to fuck trannys as long as people don’t know they are trannies…

So many important questions…but no answers…

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

02

Jul

Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Kaili Thorne done gone shameless – because she’s got the solid last name “Thorne” which may not even be her last name…but a name that people recognize because her mother dedicated a lot of time to the family’s cause…and built up all the girls to be attention seeking whores who do what the nice man behind the camera asks them to do…two ended up on Disney, this one ended up nude, the two who ended up on Disney lost their fucking minds and created a business as crackhead ravers, which is the lamest shit you can be in an era where raving might as well be Disney…and with that comes nudity…and with nudity comes me coming..

Point being Kaili, the one no one cares about, should be cared about, cuz she’s a half retard, who likes getting naked but can’t figure out how to properly censor the tits….unless that’s intentional.

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2018

02

Jul

Keira Knightley Topless Vacation of the Day

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I once wrote a tribute to Keira Knightley, that may have been a little self involved, and that may have neglected all she’s accomplished…and it goes like this:

I really appreciate the fact that she’s not fat…because so many people are fat these days and it is just disgusting…from my wife…to the girl working the restaurant I order my pizza at….to the fucking Wal mart check out girl…I just can’t escape this obesity shit…so seeing a body the way I like a body to be….all bones exposed like she doesn’t eat..inspires me and brings me hope for a better tomorrow…that no matter what happens to the rest of the world…there will always be the 1 percent that look hungry even if they aren’t thanks to good genes…

The fact is, Keira Knightley is much older now, probably a mom, I’m too lazy to google it, and she’s been around for a long fucking time, targeting nerds in various movies, always having small tits, the way I often times like tits, because big tits usually come with a big everything else…

I can’t think of any movies she’s been in, I just know that she’s been in some, and here she is being…topless on vacation for the paparazzi like NATURE intended.

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2018

02

Jul

Simone Reed Topless and Terrifying of the Day

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Simone Reed, whoever the fuck that is, looks like one of the victims from an accident you unfortunately have to drive by, and can’t help but look at, only to see terrible gore and carnage all over the windshield and hanging out the driver’s side window of the car….only the topless at the beach version…

I’ve heard of body positivity and empowerment, but this is a fucking nightmare with tits….and I’m all for tits in all forms, from dreamy tits, to terrifying tits, but there’s something about this….that reminds me that even I have a breaking point…that even I can’t appreciate all tits…that even the biggest pervert with no standards has a line drawn in the fucking sand…and that line is named SIMONE REED.

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