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2018

12

Jun

Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj Dyke it Down of the Day

Ariana Grande is engaged to some quirky looking guy she’s been dating for a month because I guess they really connected on SNL and I guess she’s just a fucking headcase who has a lot of trauma from being a child star whored out by her parents, to a popstar who gets her fans killed, to someone constantly cheated on by her Jewish rapping boyfriend, that she went with some autistic looking comedian who is totally obsessed with her like some kind of homo, since homos fucking love popstars…

He’s got in her pants, probably exciting to get with a famous person rather than SNL groupies, they are rich, they are media whores…and it’s all nonsense I shouldn’t even know…but I do prefer when Grande was suffering PTSD in her house, outside of the limelight, rather than trying to prove to her ex boyfriend she doesn’t need him, at the expense of some poor weird guy’s feelings…cuz that dude has no idea what’s coming for him…

She’s a devil, we saw her hate America in that viral video she was rude to a donut shop owner…we know…she is garbage…and here she is…not looking quite like Ariana Grande Dyking down…

Ariana lookin slutty for vogue

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2018

12

Jun

Jaimie King Not Too Old or Too Mom Pussied to Do Lingerie Campaigns of the DAy

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Jaimie King was a 15 year old model, who moved to NYC, developed a Heroin addiction, dealt with a boyfriend photographer who died of heroin related disease, and who went onto star in TV shows or movies that I can’t name because I don’t care.

She’s had a bunch of kids in the process…and hangs with all kinds of celebrities because she was a set of tits we jerked off to in the late 90s when celebrity and model titties were posted to weird thumbnail gallery sites and had seemingly more allure than the trashy porn chicks of the time…

That’s really the only reason i know she existed…modeling topless in an era when it mattered….

Well she’s still modeling, still out there, looking skinny, which is all that matters in an era of everyone being fat and lazy, mom or not, cuz it’s easier to eat the cake than to try to say no to it…

Fucked up world…now here’s a 40 year old in a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company for old times I guess.

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2018

12

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience to sell overpriced sweatshop bullshit….

But the people at Victoria’s Secret polarize the experience, get their girls media hype and basically create “celebrities” out of them.

They also give bonuses for social media posts, so all these women are working their social media harder than they worked the first photographer to get them in with the people at Victoria’s Secret.

I don’t know what Doutzen was fired by the brand, but she had already locked in a celebrity DJ, had a couple of kids, and no one actually gave a fuck that she was gone.

Plus, there’s this thing called any bitch can get half naked in lingerie, you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to do that, it just gets you richer husbands or sperm to inseminate in yourself when you do have that title under your garter belt…

I don’t know what this famewhoring is for, but she’s a mom with a rich husband, shouldn’t she be out being a mom…rather than doing this nonsense to try to make her husband think she’s still hot and got it, cuz that’s why he married her….rather than accept that she’s fallen off..even though he’s well aware she’s fallen off with every 19 year old groupie he bangs in Ibiza while this one is at home trying to land model jobs.

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2018

12

Jun

Shanina Shaik Topless of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is best known as an Australian model from some Australian model show, who went onto fuck Tyson Beckford and his big dick that he puts up on his social media, in the event you didn’t know that, which I know you knew that, cuz you follow all the black male models and athletes to see how big their dicks are, it’s your closet case fetish…

Well, that means Shanina Shaik has a banked out vagina….because that’s what happens when you put large objects in it…sometimes it merges into the asshole and becomes one massive shit and baby hole…true story.

I don’t think this ethnic talent matters, but she’s topless and I’ll assume at least one of you cares…you Shanina Shaik fan boy weirdo.

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2018

12

Jun

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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The only interesting thing that’s going on on social media, other than the fact that every single women is prostituting herself, half naked like some kind of porn star, in what is some kind of fetish porn site, where you are no allowed to post up your nipples…is the reminder that all women sexualize themselves, blame the patriarchy, but continue to sexualize themselves, which I guess isn’t that interesting..

What is interesting is that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, distant from the fans, so that they never know they are whores…are given a window into their life…where they get to be exhibitionist whores..because that is who they are…that’s why the act.

Here’s Halle Berry being an old lady exhibitionist wanting you to stare at her…cuz all women want you to stare at them.

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2018

12

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Fat Fetish of the Day

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Love your body – fine – but keep it to your damn self – we don’t need to love your body and your body doesn’t love you – and clearly you don’t actually love your body – if you did you would treat it like a temple but instead that shit is killing you from the inside…

Body posiitivity sure, don’t care about how vile you are, fuck freely, get naked for those willing to fuck you, but keep it to you damn self….the rest of us don’t need to see that shit…it’s almost like you’re sexually assaulting us.

I DID NOT CONSENT TO SEE THIS SHIT.

I DID NOT ASK FOR IT TO BE SHOVED DONW MY THROAT LIKE YOU SHOVE PIZZA DOWN YOURS…

I get it, she gets paid to be a fat chick model, but that doesn’t mean that’s a legit job we have to accept. That also doesn’t mean she has to post up her half nakedness in some kind of fetish bullshit…because really that’s what she is.

But be empowered, be proud you can’t get in shape, accept defeat and make it work for you…

BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR DAMN SELF WOMAN..

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2018

12

Jun

Naked Woman on the Sidewalk and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man Touches Napping DUde’s Dink

Idiot Woman Dies Taking a Pee

Drunk Fail of the Day

Motorist Drives Over Pedestrians

METH BRAWL…

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2018

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me and always will amaze me when I see the comments or the tweets people send me – and I read shit defending the celebrities I make fun of…like they are old friends of these people.

It is like the majority of people have a passion and love for celebrities and want nothing but nice things said about celebrities, even though I only see terrible things when I see celebrities and assumed other people did too.

It’s like where are the fucking celebrity haters out there, the amount of “stop being mean to her”….is ridiculous….

One fan site told me they stopped linking me because I am nasty about celebrities…

Where did this celebrity loyalty happen? Celebrities don’t care about you…so you should point and laugh at them while reducing them to the sex workers they are.

It makes so much sense to me, yet no one else is on the same page.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. We can’t be friends.

But click the stepLINKS in the morning anyway…

Lisa Lampanelli Has Meltdown After Fan Hands Her 100 Dollars to Shut Up
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Isabeli Fontana Nipple on the Runway
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62 Year Old Woman Kept her Grandkids in Dog Cages
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What 8 Million Instagram Followers Does to Your Notificatons
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Car VS Florida Toll Booth
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The Famous People at KEY from Key and Peele’s Wedding…
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Josie Canseco Looks like a Porno Slut
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Eminem Isn’t Allowed to Use Gun Shots
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BODE MILLER – SKI LEGEND’S Daughter Drowned – Sad Story
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Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy
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HEAD SHOP OF THE DAY
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2018

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are certain women I look at and wonder if they have a vagina because they are so unattractive they can’t have been born with a fuck hole ….how could anything with a vagina be this repulsive…

There are certain women, usually fair and gingered women I look at and wonder what color their pubic hair is…can it be blonde or is it orange..

There are certain women I look at who are wearing two pairs of shorts…and both are jacked up their ass so far…you’d think she’d notice….making me wonder…why she doesn’t notice…

All of whom don’t have sex with me….but at least I can judge them from the sidelines…

Here are some stepLINKS….

IHOP Changed their Name to IHOB
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Fat Kid Dancing with his stripper Mom…
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Garbage Sluts at the Tony Awards
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Taylor Swift – Slut in Concert
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Vince Vaughn Arrested for Drunk Driving
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Ariana Grande – Engaged
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Buckingham Palace Done Gone Hood
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Rosie Huntington Titties
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Tornado of the Day
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Girl in a Bikini Gets Beer Tap Prank Fail…
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Whitney Cummings on the Roseanne Reboot – Who Cares
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Kylie Jenner – Just Wants her Privacy
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Amanda Holden – Panty Flash
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Britney Spears Hot Plump Ass
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Kendall Jenner Street Walker
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Trashy Ladies at the “Diva Awards”
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Neil Patrick Harris Snobs Out Some Girl
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Manscape Your Damn Self to Get Quality Pussy
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HEAD SHOP OF THE DAY
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Rat Face – Rat Couw in NYC with her Husband
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Cheryl Blossom at an Event
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Candice Patton, Whoever that is in a Tight Skirt
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Katharine McPhee Shitty Cleavage
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Kerry Washington – Cleavage
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Britney Snow in Menswear Erotica
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Aubrey Plaza at an Event
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Melissa Benoist – Super Girl – Cleavage
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Mom Model Rose Bertram Mom Tits
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Bar Refaeli is Old
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Sammi Hanratty Young Tits
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Paris Jackson Giving Seductive Looks
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Rita Ora Looking Beat the Fuck Up
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Lorde in way too tight of an Outfit for a Monster
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot
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Lucy Hale Got Workout Pants On
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Emmy Rossum in a Dress
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Katie Holmes Angry Robot Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Jay Z and Beyonce Nude Shoot is Fucking Weird
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2 Sluts Naked in the Shower
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2 Sluts Naked on the Beach
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Hard Face – Big Tits
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Big Tits Strip in a Garage
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Naked Babe on a Boat
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Big Tits – Stripping Out of her Hello Kitty Pajama
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Emo Tub Masturbation….
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Nurses Flashing Tits…
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Slutty Girl vs Pendulum….
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A Bunch of Naked Chicks
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Some Nude Photography
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Public Bathroom Masturbation
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She Spreads She Spreads
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2018

11

Jun

Beyonce Erotica of the Day

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I just saw these pictures.

I found them offensive, not in a racist way, but in a why the fuck do I want to see Beyonce’s mom ass way…I didn’t give a fuck about Beyonce when she was 18 and starting out, I sure as hell don’t need to see her 40 year old ass exposed – no matter how many ass injections or squats she does.

Keep it to your damn self woman.

She looks like some boudoir soft core 90s shit I jerked off to when I had no other option…

Maybe you have no other option…

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