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2018

19

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters…

I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits…

It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that…

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2018

19

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Old Lady Ass Flash of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is all euro and living the life of Luxury in Mykonos..possibly with Lindsay Lohan at the Lindsay Lohan beach club…which must be the place where hot and relevant in the early 2000s go to die in their ‘retirement’….

She’s 32, clearly not into fitness, no squats were done in the making of this ass…she’s Spencer Pratt’s sister, Heidi Montag’s sister-in-law and she has made her celebrity as being a second or third tier character on those The Hills / Laguna Beach bullshit…

After The Hills, she moved to the UK and did their Made in Chelsea reality show that has created some really garbage people…she’s done UK Big Brother…and other UK reality TV…because I guess she’s like Hasselhoff…big in Europe…while her ass is not big in Europe…it’s deflated and weird but it is here…

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2018

19

Jun

Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know…

I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW

2018

19

Jun

Rhian Sugen’s Titties on the Beach of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…thank trashy…

That said, pretty great to have tits in the third page of your newspaper everyday…I mean brilliant marketing….even if the women who were getting naked in the 90s are terrifying…like strippers and bottle service girls who made it.

But they do remind of a time when hot regular chicks weren’t getting naked and these monster tits were all we had access to that.

So let’s collectively celebrate the evolution of man and by man I mean the willingness for regular chicks to get naked…

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2018

19

Jun

Paula Bulczynska Naked of the Day

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I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because I like girls who get naked in photos and because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mafia….who my friend was banging out and would cart around for a week all in exchange for 1000 dollars he got on his tax return….good deal.

I don’t know how established a model she is, but I do know that her big break was in TREATS Magazine, the magazine that was run by some LA rich guy suck up photographer, who basically recruited sugar babies for his rich friends, and who is now in court being sued by the WINKELVOSS TWINS from suing Mark Zuckerberg for Facebook fame, who are now BitCoin Billionaires….because they are also creeps who threw a million dollars at this titty model magazine project that was barely a project but rather the occassional nude photoshoot of babes like this…

This i snot for TREATS! But it’s nice to see her still doing what she does…becasue I am a pervert into tits and so are you.

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2018

19

Jun

Rebecca Bagnol is Naked and Artistic of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some girl I follow on social media – because she gets naked…and has massive tits – her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art to have – whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or comedian or writer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits, god given talents, even if they are fake and paid for….to get ahead.

NOTHING wrong with that, use whatever you have to get ahead, while allowing me to stare at your tits in the process..that’s so generous, so kind…I like this Rebecca Bagnol girl..she gets it.

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2018

19

Jun

Fucking on Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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Bus Driver Passes Out when Driving Bus

3 Women Jump Topless Crackhead

Snake VS Delivery Man

Tree Takes Out a Dude

Doctor who Looks Homeless Freaking Out on Panic Attack

Wave Takes Out Tourist – He Dies….

Muslim Passenger Calls Flight Attendent a “Stupid Fucking Bitch”

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say that 15 years ago, I wanted nothing to do with Porn, even though I update stepSMUT with tumblr gifs every day of my fucking life, but I don’t find that to be “porn”, it’s just pornographic in nature and advertisers hate it….

I just fucking hated the porn industry, I never wanted to work in it, I found it trashy as hell, and exploitative to women who thought they were going to become stars, jerked off to by all…

Well, as it turns out, since my absence in porn consumption, I’ve realized that there’s a huge amount of people who look like instagram chicks, doing the porn thing, in self produced porno, while not looking like typical broken porn chicks, but rather travel influencers in their bikinis…

And that is amazing news….news that may inspire me to make my way back into the porn industry I avoided for so long…to produce some actual good porn because apparently hot chicks are slutty enough now…finally…I’ve been waiting for this to happen.

MAGICAL…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Babe and her Tongue Tricks
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How About Some John Cena News..
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Zoe Saldana Birthday – Likely 60 Years Old
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Worst NEWS EVER
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Dog Cries Watchign Cartoon
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Katy Perry Disgusting but Big Tits
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Some Heather Locklear Breakdown News….
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Sexy Bath of the Day
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The Woman Shaving her Legs in NYC
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Rita Ora Topless Sun Tanner with Great Tits..
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Puking Pitcher
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Roseanne Without Roseanne is A GO
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Woman Given De-Greaser instead of Tea
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This Pedophile is Hilarious Looking
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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2018

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with social media and having seen everyone half naked or fully naked depending on the kind of people you follow is that when you’re walking down the street and see a girl or a woman with massive tits on a small frame in a very tight fucking shirt that is compelling and appealing to your pervert mind and that you want to do further research on but don’t know her handle…

The problem with all the naked women on social media is the expectation they give me to see all women naked – and when I don’t see all women naked….I get mad…

Look what you’ve done to me…..INTERNET!

here are some stepLINKS>.

Idiot Shoots Himself in the Groin
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Heather Locklear Has been Hospitalized for Threatening to Shoot Herself…
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Important People / Sluts at the MTV Movie Awards No One Cares ABout
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Kim K Fighting for People on Death Row
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Miley Cyrus Defending Ugly Selena Gomez
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Kristen Bell – NIPPLES
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Sleeping Chinese Chick gets Brake Check
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Creepy Flexible Chinese Girl
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Jake Gyllenhall Still Pretneding the be Straight with This Chick
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Sarah Jessica Parker Has Some Cleavage
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Celebs on Father’s Day
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting – Breast Pumping
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Rihan Sugen Topless Epic Tits
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Youtuber – Nip Slip
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Woman Loses her Shit at Planet Fitness
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HOmeboy Comes Through
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Tommy Lee Spent Father’s Day Fighting with his Son
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Hot Italian Model – in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden See Through
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Hercules Beetles are Terrifying
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Head Stuck in Exhaust Pie Insanity…
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Slutty Nicole Scherzinger in a See Through and Tight Outfit
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Rita Ora in a Crazy Dress
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Delilah Hamlin for Father’s Day
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Demi Rose – Sex Worker
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Christina Hendricks – Big Cleavage
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Sophie Turner – Long Legs
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ALl the Sluts at the MTV Awards You DOn’t Care About
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Olga Kurylenko of the Day
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Bella Hadid – Slutty Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot in Fitness Gear…
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Rachel McCord hot in a Swimsuit
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Katy Perry Disgusting in Concert
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Naked Sleeping Girl
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Girls Getting Orgasms from the Hot Tub Jets
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Hot Naked Slutty Amateur
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Hot Naked Skinny babe and her Dildo
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Random Girl with Epic Monster Tits
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Squirt Machine!
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Lesbian uses Hot Chick as a Guitar
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From VIRGIN to PORNSTAR in 5 Seconds
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How Naked Greek Slut
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Great tits and a Pink Toy
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Great tits Stripping
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Naked workout
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Naked Amateur Asian being BAD
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Huge Tits in a Grass Skirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

18

Jun

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica of the Day

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How about some Miley Cyrus doing fitness looking pretty fucking dumpy but doing fitness nevertheless in her leggings and sports bra….celebrating the feminist she is by trying to maintain some level of social norms or body norms because she doesn’t want to be fat as girls will tell you fat is disgusting and even fat chicks hate themselves for it no matter how much they get paid to pretend they like it….no one wants to be fat…

I mean I guess her in her DOCS would make you think she’s not actually doing fitness, but is like all those vapid suburban moms in their fitness gear on Sundays, doing their Self Care, Me Time Sundays, being all comfy on Sunday…because Miley is just that, a near 30 year old suburban rich person….who is not edgy, hip, or interesting, but a song and dance act that manipulates us…through her nudity…

ANd I for one – appreciate taht nudity…

Posted in:Miley Cryus|SFW