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2018

18

Jun

Tallulah and Rumer Willis Naked Facetime of the Day

Incest Willis Family, who were forced to live in a cabin in Idaho with Ashton Kutcher, learned at a young age to run around naked and freely and more interestingly sit on each other’s faces, because sisters who eat each other out are just being playful, while brothers who suck each other’s dicks, unless they are identical twins and can spin it as GENETIC masturbation, are weird homos…

They love to share their naked time together on social media, like it’s there claim to fame and what people care about and it’s pretty weird, which is probably what they like about it, weird, makes them think they have substance or whatever these empty people celebrate or think is cool, fun or edgy….

Them posting a screenshot of each other on facetime for attention, is probably a lot like how Bruce felt when he landed Moonlighting, his first TV show….you know like they’ve actually made it and have some kind of impact on the world…

I’m more interested in the sex tape than the foreplay – but that’s just the kind of pervert I am – take me to the money shot.

More of Rumer..if you dare

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2018

18

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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This is how slutty women – who are likely single moms because it came with a paycheck or because they couldn’t have another abortion – spend their weekends…

Tits out in bikini taking selfies for social media for you to remember who she is – since she’s never really been all that famous – but pretty famous considering she’s from some small town where no one had ties to hollywood and is now hollywood – pushing 40 and still saying “look at my tits” – TITS!!

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2018

18

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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This is unfortunate….on every possible level. Zero compelling porn slut mutant who is so famous and relevant with the people who follow her…..which in and of itself makes her compelling enough to question what the fuck is wrong with humanity to make this pile of shit prosper and thrive…but I guess that should be the least of our concerns….I mean it should just encourage us to give up, to start polluting more aggressive, to throw plastic in the ocean and to really give into the fall of humanity. It’s safe to say it is time for a solid reset…because this should have never existed, but instead it inspired many and to this day makes stupid money just for existing…instead of doing anything good in the world…ever…

Disgusting. Tuck your titties in your boxers.

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2018

18

Jun

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a hot, skinny, Victorias Secret model, with a hot skinny, Victoria’s Secret body….which is a body I appreciate, long and lean without too much disgusting fat slapping around everywhere… something we see everywhere and can only really appreciate when it is fat slapping around in a set of tits on some small framed girl who looks like she shouldn’t have tits that big on her small frame…but who does…in a freak of nature we can jerk off to…but it’s so rarely fat slapping around on a skinny girl’s chest…and more fat hanging over elastic waist bands…because regular don’t fit the bitch farting in front of you in the Walmart line….making you gag and wish the world and their fast food eating wasn’t rotting from the inside at least not in front of you in line at Walmart…save that for your trailer park home porky….while someone like Elsa Hosk probably doesn’t fat because that would require eating…MY KIND OF GIRL…

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Here she is suckin on a trendy vape that will remain nameless because their marketing person called me a pervert creep or someshit so I posted all her bikini pics saying you’re all a bunch of whores you whores calling me a pervert….

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

18

Jun

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rat faced Hadid – like her sister GIGI HADID was seen with her hard nipples on…captured by the paparazzi in some sisterly hard nipple rivalry….in what was like planned before hand while both are in different parts of the world because they are attention seekers and understand what it takes to get the paparazzi to take pics…hard nipples…so I guess both were consulted on this by the family’s famewhore committee and both pulled through…unless the no bra – hard nipple thing is just a style issue – which it probably is..since no girls anywhere where bras anymore – bras are oppressive like the patriarchy so go braless the way the patriarchy actually likes you to be.

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2018

18

Jun

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a travel instagrammer – or personality – with a large following who posts slutty pics of herself like a modern version of a Playboy model – who doesn’t get fully naked because she has brand deals to respect – but she does get on all fours and pretty much spreads her asshole while clothed because that is how you get hits….likes and follows…not that she needs any more of those…this girl is really massive on social media and the reason so many other girls turned to slutty content to get free trips around the world….

Which is interesting, as we see Alexis Ren on her European Vacation, we are reminded that we are in an era of all these sluts being international, just hopping around country to country, tainting every beach the fuck….which I guess is a lot like how the AIDS virus spread…only the human with bolt on tit version…

These people do nothing, yet are everywhere and richer than all you workers…

Instagram Times…

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2018

18

Jun

Blanca Blanco Nipples of the Day

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Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….known for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version…

The nice thing about Blanca Blanco is that she gets invited to exclusive events, all while being a Phoebe Price in her marketing, staging any and all publicity stunts she can to get noticed, sometimes with her tits out, usually as slutty as possible and as far as I’m concerned – that’s wonderful approach to marketing…far better than Starbucks shutting down all their stores to teach their employees about racism marketing stunts…because it’s less bullshit, more authentic and real.

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2018

18

Jun

Camila Mendes See Through of the Day

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Camila Mendes is one of the least attractive people on TV….I just can’t accept her as the woman of desire on Riverdale, the hit show, that is really bad, but popular that she is on…

So seeing her neckless and weird looking at some event trying to be hot in a slutty dress that shows off her uneventful tits…but that celebrates that she is officially famous now thanks to the hit show…is about as erotic as you’d expect it to be which is not erotic at all..

I’ll just put this up here as a tribute to all the parents and children being separated by new immigration laws that don’t love Mexicans as much as they love Mexican food that comes in boxes at their local walmart SUPER CENTER…

Because apparently this girl is only getting work cuz she’s a Mexican, like all those migrant farmers being deported, because Hollywood needs to be about inclusivity….inclusive of neckless women I guess..

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2018

18

Jun

Keatlin Mel Does Russian Discipline Done Right of the Day

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Keatlin Mel is some Russian girl who I assume I follow on instagram because during the whole TWERKING movement, she released a series of Twerk videos, using what were likely Russian Sex workers to dance like a bunch of skinny strippers with fit asses, in choregraphed amazingness that although is a little outdated, since we don’t hear the word twerk as much as we used to, is still fucking awesome because it’s bascially stripper dances, even when white girls do it…

I also like that the same dedication that the Russian people have put into their athletics programs like back in the 80s, full of performance enhancement, or their gymnasts, ballet, figure skating, pretty much all things disciplined Russian has been used by the new generation in booty shaking erotica….

GOOD TIMES.

Posted in:Keatlin Mel|Videos

2018

18

Jun

Olivia Munn Tits Out of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some garbage, entitled, bullshit personality from the bottom of the barrel that she crawled out of…Not only has she been consistently attention seeking but she’s also been a bottom feeder…

She clearly moved to LA to get famous as an actor, which didn’t happen for her, but she did manage to get some hosting gig on Attack of the Show on G4TV, some gamer nerd show that no one should have ever watched by that gamer nerds watched because they are gamer nerds and what the fuck else are they to do….besides jerk off to some babe talking their language..

It was pandering, it got her to Comicons, it got her a fan base, that she leveraged to get her into some movies, and now all her dreams due to calculated insanity have come true…

She was also on that show with one of the most irritating TV hosts of all time, Chris Hardwick, who recently went down for being a narcissistic control freak who controlled his teen girlfriend when he was 40 and trying to make all his nerd dreams come true…something I am sure a lot of these A Personality type nerds do when they finally get a girlfriend – because nerds, especially self proclaimed ones who make a business off nerd shit – are pretty fucking elitist in their nerd heads after years of being made fun of – convincing themselves they are better than the rest is really their tactic to get ahead. Victims of bullying or something…some of the rudest assholes who throw tantrums I know are nerds.

Well, luckily, Hardwick has lost some of his shows, so we don’t need to be put through that terrible fucking comedy, and nerd content that no one cares to hear about an entitled person talk about….let’s hope THE WALL comes down from NBC, because that’s another abusive fucking show to America…

While Olivia Munn still tries to use her tits to stay relevant.

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