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2018

02

May

Barabra Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barabra Palvin had a minute or two that lasted about a year or two where she was a big deal. The youngest VS model. The ROOKIE on the scene. The girl in the paparazzi who hung out with Bieber…the whole story being one that must have been a wild and crazy time for a girl who was from HUNGARY or so they say…but who was quite possibly from the human genetic cloning facility in HUNGARY where Victoria’s Secret uses top Eastern European engineers to make hot pussy they can exploit for a discounted rate because they are robots…or AI…

AI, that apparently can gain weight, you know not programmed necessarily the best yet, which we saw with Palvin the last few years where she was huge, something that is still celebrated by fat women everywhere, making her still hireable, but that I guess wasn’t the best for booking jobs, because here she is posing half naked looking like she starved herself out, the way a model should and I think that’s worth celebrating in a world where all these bitches think it’s ok to be fat lazy slobs…when we all know it’s not…

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2018

02

May

Bella Hadid’s Thong of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “top” model, paid huge by all the brands, yet not even being hot…

She is a fucking scam just a strategic use of stylist, plastic surgery, rich parents who know how to do marketing, a sister who had a little more hope paving the way for the ugly duckling sister thanks to being whored out the neighbor and family friend / pervert Paul Marciano….I mean and their whole mom being on a reality show cuz she’s trash and a sugar baby model who raised the kids to be as garbage as her…it’s just a natural progression…following the family lead…

She has proved everyone wrong, thanks to marketing…and here she is now…in a bikini, hustling her ass, posing like a gutter hip hop girl, cuz she is gutter…whether celebrated by fashion industry or not…she’s gutter…whether rich or not…she’s gutter….but thanks to idiots on social media…she exists…and she’s existing…in a bikini for the paparazzi she likely hired….

Trash.

Here she is in a titty photoshoot…from 2017 to show you how much she’s changed over the year thanks to face injections…

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2018

02

May

Eiza Gonzalez See Through Leggings of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right.

She’s likely a rich Mexican, cuz the poor Mexicans stay out of the limelight after being human smuggled…they just work farms and hotel chambermaid jobs on fake Social Security numbers…and don’t do the whole Hollywood thing.

She’s hot, she’s clickbait, loves being seen and noticed, I think she even made it to the Oscars…and as long as she’s hot, I like the clickbait, sheer leggins, hot tit exposure…it’s good for my soul….and better than girls who don’t exploit themselves for attention…those girls who don’t exploit themselves for attention are the worst and are missing out on easy attention grabbing….

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2018

02

May

Iggy Azalea Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Mooch fuck Iggy Azalea is out promoting some shit, trying to get paid or some shit, maybe launching an album or some shit, because she’s a clickbait lying piece of trash, straight from Australia and in America stealing your clickbaiting jobs, and she’s posting what I guess she thinks is provocative content of her weird shaped body created off fillers and injections to support her lie….She’s some Blac Chyna looking gutter white girl catering to white people who like rap, while catering to black dudes who like white girls with stupid asses..

She’s garbage..she’s not hot…she’s not good, interesting or compelling, but that zipper bikini bottom is…I don’t understand why this isn’t a BOOMERRANG of her showing us the “Functionality”…

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2018

02

May

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Let’s not forget her epic tit selfie..LEST WE FORGET!!!

I’ve been fucking loving it for the that titty pic all week…it fucking spoke to my soul…it made me a believer…it reminded me of how much I love stupidly huge billioaire tits being squashed out like a water balloon…it was the WHOOPIE CUSHION of tit…and I am a fat..

Sure she’s old, sure she’s a married mom, but fuck that tit is everyything…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini, not necessarily amazing in the grand scheme of things, not the Texan Jessica Simpson we watched grow up and fill out, but them tits…are fucking wonderful…

LEST WE FORGET / NEVER FORGET / ETC…BELOW..

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

02

May

Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is disgusting.

She’s a little fucking pig of a human with far too much plastic surgery that makes me sick to look at…

The fact that she’s made a baby, or faked making a baby, since all the Kardashian babies look like the same brown shit, it’s possible it’s just a prop from the basement lab where Bruce Jenner grew his vagina…as rich people are fucking weirdos….

As we know, the family is disgusting, shameless, direct response marketers, some AVON LADY, infomercial shit, that has mastered the social media marketing world and got really rich doing it….clever really…but in doing that…they have to put out this terrible and offensive smut that makes me think Bruce Jenner is the hottest pussy, at least the least mangled pussy in the gang of pussies….

She’s in a bikini….weird shaped and the worst…take it in…love it…smear it on your pervert chest.

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Here is the other sister Kourtney with ice cream in her pussy

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2018

02

May

Madison Beer Makes a Sex Tape of the Day

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Madison Beer is DICK ON DICK in some photos she posted up on her instagram or something.

I am guessing this is her boyfriend…who she is DICK ON DICKING and thanks to being a clickbait attention seeker who was whored out for having big tits at a young age, by her mom who had BIEBER dreams for her to become some singer or YOUTUBER or personality…you know cash in on having a slutty young daughter perverts are into…she’s been trained from a young age to deliver the SFW smut that social media doesn’t flag as erotica and that it encourages because it’s softcore porn that gets them clicks…as sex sells even on Facebook…Zuckerberg and his SFW PORNO money.

This is wild, out of control, and wild….and you perverts will love it.

Here are her hard nipples

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2018

02

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

There’s no more of this “too cool, too rich, too exclusive, to A-List” to fuck with you…it’s more “look at me, please look at me, I know you look at other people but look at me too”…

They have easier time getting that followers up…because they are famous…but still have to do clickbait half naked shit to really make noise and compete with the relevant social media people…scrambling old people figuring out this technology thing…always funny…because they know they need it…

Here’s some HG Bikini action…

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2018

02

May

Sarah Stephens Big Tits of the Day

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Here are some more shots of big titty model Sarah Stephens, from this shoot – because why wouldn’t we want to see more of these massive tits….

I don’t really feel like exploring Sarah Stephens or her existence as a personality on social media or beyond…I am just at capacity of stupid bullshit about bullshit people I don’t know…my brain can’t take much more, maybe it’s neurological or maybe it’s just boring and repetitive figuring out how all people are virtually the fucking same and have nothing to offer….besides tits.

Tits being the key word…

Tits being what we should be focusing on..

Tits.

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2018

02

May

Sarah Snyder Post of the Month of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting, pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre…

What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy, but hot with that Lily Rose Depp baby doll looking face, it’s a look..and she seems to have some bolt on tits, little and modest but bolt on none the less, which may or may not have been paid for by Will Smith’s son Willow Smith who I think she used to date at some point…but don’t really care…I’m into for the fetish content..

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