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2018

30

Mar

Bella Hadid Underboob of the Day

Bella Hadid just keeps pushing the boundaries of fashion and art…or what you may like to call FART…by being the latch on coattail riding sister taking every hand out she gets allowing her to have a place in fashion and art…or what I call FART…allowing her to feel important like the entitled rich kid she is….and it affords her the freedom to post up her fat titties like an instagram whore because really that’s the only reason people give a fuck about her….the followers….the new face..the fact she’s more affordable than a Jenner…yet equally trash…despite being rich…

I am not a fan…

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2018

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus is Easter of the Day

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This is the most important shoot that will come out this Easter…Some Miley Cyrus throwing back to her old self – nipples out – like old times – busty like old times….because it is her creative voice…even now that she is all country – targeting the wholesome country people with their good old fashion values….nipples out….all the church going people will love this take on their holiest of days…

I love this.

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2018

30

Mar

January Jones Single Mom Booty of the Day

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Yo January Jones simmer down on your social media feed….and figure out who your baby daddy is…the little fucker wants to know because statistically kids with no dads are more likely to be criminals and rapists with mommy issues…I read it on the internet and therefore it is truth.

Not that she doesn’t know who the baby daddy is, she likely gets a check from him once a month in hush money, maybe he’s TRUMP, the rich guy tactic of dealing with mooch bitches..

But at least the whole investment into her kid, parenting, didn’t get in the way of her being a slut on instagram…

AT LEAST>

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

30

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Black Thong of the Day

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Remember when the Ariel Winter in her underwear movie scene came out a few days ago….

HOW CAN WE FORGET…HOW about we relive it for the sake of Ariel Winter fetishists who clearly exist, because she exists, even if that was from the other day….

Well she’s in some outfit and you can see her black thong, likely the same thong she shot her scene with…because she’s a dumpy girl who looks like she doesn’t shower or change her underwear….hot…but definitely not….

TO SEE MORE OF THIS OUTFIT – CLICK HERE

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2018

30

Mar

Kirsten Dunst Pregnant in a Short Dress of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is being inappropriate pregnant woman as so many pregnant women tend to be with being pregnant…..they lose their sex appeal and feel disgusting about themselves…as their boyfriends..even METH DAMON from Black Mirror / FARGO Fame, probably fuck other women in the window of sadness when their woman is 300 fucking pounds…

So they hit the scene, pussy out, maybe hoping the baby crawls the fuck out if the wind hits it right…

And that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Kristen Dunst|SFW

2018

30

Mar

Lauren Elizabeth Looking for Attention of the Day

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We all know what this Lauren Elizabeth girl is looking for…RIGHT…

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR….

This bikini is doing the talking….

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2018

30

Mar

Lily Mo Sheen Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Lily Beckinsale….the 18 or 19 year old hot bodied young girl who has the hottest mom in her school, which happens to be college….and I know this because I follow Kate Beckinsale, proud single mother’s instagram account….

Her dad is Michael Sheen, and her stepmom was Sarah Silverman – disgusting….

But she’s doing a good contribution to the world with these big cleavages pics….

The amazing thing about Lily Mo Sheen, at least to the Kate Beckinsale fans, who always impress me with their loyalty and level of perversion, is that she’s a product of her praised by her fans mom, and like her mom doesn’t look her age, only unlike her mom, is 18 and not looking her age is fucking perverted even if it’s technically legal, it doesn’t make it right…

From some vampire..movie to slutty daughter….yay.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2018

30

Mar

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

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Maitland Ward is officially a sex worker….later in life but never too late to stop caring about decency, class, self worth, shame, to tap into your inner sexual dysfunction, chase that orgasm, follow the market….and when the market pays you 40k a month to be a sex worker – sex work…..addicted to attention from failure in her youth…to growing into the public sex worker she used to be secretive about…and the whole thing is gross….

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2018

30

Mar

Selena Gomez Cameltoe of the Day

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Fat pregnant Selena Gomez may not have her own Kidney…but she does have a cameltoe….

This pussy, all broken, in and out of rehab, but it is as hungry for pants as it is for Bieber…

I’d write more but why..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

30

Mar

Sofia Vergara Bikini Body Before and After of the Day

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Sofia Vergara old lady in a Bikini…vs Sofia Vergara younger in a bikini to see what aging does to you when you’re a vain, big titty girl who only exists cuz of here tits, that you need to maintain…to maintain your life…

I’d write more but why..

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