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2018

05

Jun

Demi Rose Nipples Slip of the Day

Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, trying to be a Kardashian….she’s had so much of her body jacked the fuck up but people are into this look, they even pay to have sex with it, because this is the internet generation and you can fuck anything you want to fuck off the internet…

It’s that whole amazon dot com, shop your social media for whatever you want…

In the early 00s, I went to the porn convention, the AVN awards in Vegas because some paid for me to be there and I learned that you can fuck all the whores on the pornos for enough money, that was the whole point of

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, her act is typical played out and the only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits and stomach sucked out, she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates….

What a mess…..

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2018

05

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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La Rita Ora is trying to really solidify this being famous thing…and she’s doing it with her half nakedness the way a girl is supposed to solidify this fame thing because half
naked worked for her.

I would say that the majority of people have no fucking idea who Rita Ora is, yet..or didn’t know who she was until recently, but she’s been at it for a long time…and the only thing that matters is bikinis…fascinating -I know.

Rita Ora Big Tits in a Red Bikini and Red Hair

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2018

05

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits…

And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..

She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro.

I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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2018

05

Jun

Rebecca Black Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense…

Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…

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2018

05

Jun

Noah Cyrus Naked of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is WORKING it….

Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks…

You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies…

So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…because I hear inbreds don’t have toe nails…

Here she is with Brandi Cyrus

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2018

05

Jun

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

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Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it.

I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them…

I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.

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2018

05

Jun

Boob Job in Vietnam and Other Videos of the Day

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IRISH WEDDING

Interesting Parking Lot Activities

Bernie Sanders Runs from Alex Jones

Cop Beating up Kids

Sex in the Bushes

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People, mainly women, mainly fat women, think that because an ass is big then the ass is good, which isn’t actually the truth…because often times…a fat ass is just a fat ass and often times it is terrifying, even if they manage to squeeze them into a fucking pair of form fitting pants!!

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

ABC is Launching the Darlene Show – THANK GOD…
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Laura Prepon Gets Married
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No More Swimsuits for Miss AMerica…
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Stainless Steen Bolt into HUNTING Knife
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Johnny Depp is a Corpse
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Drunkest Woman Ever..
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Pace Car Crash
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The Goose is Loose
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Megan Fox in Yoga Pants of the Day
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2018

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I am the pervert, when looking at a monstrously tall girl, who is actually built relatively proportionately, and not like an Ashley Graham fat chick, but just tall enough that her ass is basically at my eye-level….forcing me to stare right into it…because she’s wearing leggings and I can make out the exact spots her ass dimples….

Of if she’s a pervert for wearing those pants knowing her ass is at eye level for most men…in a Amazon that is both terrifying and exciting kind of way…

Here are some stepLINKS…of the Day …while you decide….

Aggressive Bouncer Choke Slams Customer
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Johnny Depp is Probably Dying
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There is Going to be a Legally Blonde 3
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Apparently Rebecca Black Wears Bathing suits Cuz it’s Friday
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Kayley Cuoco – Fat Legs
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Girl’s Insane Bar Stunt – Full Fail
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Wrestling DIVA shaking her ass in a Bikini
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The Dancing FBI Guy and his Gun Going Off is Great
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Pussy Whipped of the Day
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Rihanna Dumped her Billionaire
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Christina Milian – NIPPLES
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Gemma Collins Monster Tits that will Terrify
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African Fart Music
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Pictures of Girls…
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Car VS Tree
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Dumbest Police Chase Ever
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Hermit Crab Finds a New Home
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THe Heather’s Reboot is Cancelled
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Bacelorette Wrestling Party Fail
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Skyscraper Window Replacement Fail
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Chanel Westcoast at the Beach
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Dumbest Bike Ever
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LeeAnn Rimes – See Through Dress
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Julianne Hough in Leggings
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Some Sharna Chick in a Bikini looking strong…
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Rebecca Gayheart All Smiles Despite Having Killed a Kid
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Charli XCX slutty Performer
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Punky Brewster in a Slut Dress
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Christine Lakin – Uninteresting
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Tiffani THeissen – What is that Face
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Sabrina Carpenter Fat Booty
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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Abbey On Tumblr and her Self Produced Nudes
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Taylor Kennedy MONSTER TITS
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Hipster Looking Nude Model is a Sex Worker
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MONSTER FUCKING TITS
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Dirty Lesbians in the SHower
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Amateur Slut being a Slut
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How to Get Banned from IKEA
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Officially the Worst Black Dildo Video you will EVER see
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How Many Push Ups Can She Do Challenge
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Naked Bitch with the Worst Sunglasses On
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Sometimes Amateurs Do Themselves
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An Apple of the Day
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Pink Vibe of the Day
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Prom QUeen Pussy
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Young Monster tits…
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Pussy Play – Of the Day
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WATCH LIVE SEX!!
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2018

04

Jun

Shakira’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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This is a test of the emergency drunkenstepfather broadcast system….

To see if Shakira or her hispanic ass has the impact it once had on the interent…

Because with these international stars like Shakira, their celebrity is huge globally…that maybe, just maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in leggings, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….even though I’ve done posts on her 100 times before…it is different now…the huge global star is wearing leggings…mom in leggings..and that alone should be enough….

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