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2018

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw this really hot young girl in a pair of fitness gear, the shortest and tightest bike shorts jacked up into her crotch…hot on a bike, and riding it like she was riding a massive black dick – in her ass…all sprawled out in the weirdest fucking stance, equivalent to being bow legged cowboy, while on a bike seat, knees aimed outwards…and I turned out it was porn to me….not public erection in my soiled sweatpants porn…but if this was a few decades ago when I still had testosterone…it would have not made a difference because my dick is small and there are no sweatpants tight enough to give me a man-toe…

POINT BEING…

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Scott Baio Won’t be Charged for Underage RAPE
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Dr Phil Creates a New 15 Year Old Meme – The Spoiled Brat
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Stormy Daniels gets Key to West Hollywood
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Scott Baio Vows to get Even with Nicole EGGERT
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How America Media Fuels Violence
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Trash Models of the Day
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Gym Fails
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Camels VS Cactus
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2018

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The number one problem with the internet is that you can’t just physically meet up with people who fuck with you, knowing that in person they would fuck with you far less. You know show up at their office with a note written in blood that reads “LOL” like their last message they sent you….making for little to no accountability, as they know they can’t be followed home after being an asshole..

But then again, I’m a troll, and therefore it’s best for me that the system works like this, because back when people cared about my trolling, I would have likely been killed off…but now that people don’t care about my trolling…I’m like the old man saying “these kids drive so fast”…or whatever…

The best thing about the internet, is seeing girls you remember from their party days, who are now in their mid 30s or 40s with families, all happy, and mom-ing, on the PTA and shit while back in the days they were sucking dicks behind DJ booths…for cocaine….because that is the kind of girl she was!…

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Girl in a Tight Shirt with Big Tits Wins Beer Chug Contest
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J.Lo’s New Slut Video
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Elisabeth Moss is the UGLY BITCH in Show Biz
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Whore You’ve Never Heard of in Bikini Selfies
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Sara Underwood Naked BTS
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Elephant Knocks the Fuck Out of Woman and It’s AMazing
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Dude Begs Bouncer to Knock Him Out
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Trans People Hate Bruce Jenner
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Demi Rose is a Whore
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Maitland Ward – naked with Friends
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The Bed Tyra Banks Gets Butt Fucked In
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Car nearly Causes Accident
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Will Smith Rapping…it’s actually funny…
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How Cults Recruit – This is Important to Know – Cuz My Dream is to have a Cult
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Dude Quits Job Through Song
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Bad Lip Reading of the Royal Wedding
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Britney Spears Musical is Happening…
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Shailene Woodley Has Tits, Where Did Those Come From?
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Dakota Fanning Creeps me Out
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Karlie Kloss Looking Like Shit in Vogue…
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Behati Prinsloo – Old Lingerie Model Turned Mom to Adam Levine’s Shitty Kids
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Isabella Gonzalez Thigh
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Celebrity Black Tits of the Day
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Stefanie Scott – Worth a Fuck
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Alison Becker – Also Worth a Fuck
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Campaign
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Olivia Munn Garbage Famewhore
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Katy Perry in Concert Disgusts Me
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Kim Garner Slutty in the UK
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Natalie Dormer – BRa
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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WATCH LIVE SEX!!
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Asian Girl Spreading her Ass in a Department Storey WHAT THE FUCK
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Jade Kush Got Tits.
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Big Tits in a Lame S&M Shoot
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100 SQUATS in a THONG
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Focused Blonde Chick
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Paris in the Bath Ass Out
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Weird Costume Nude Shoot
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HOW DEEP IS THE PUSSY HOLE
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Amateur SLUT with her SLUTTY TUMBLR Pics
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Hot Amateur
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Black Babes of PLayboy
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2018

24

May

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass…

The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper..

The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it…

But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper….

On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds.

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Here is her new soul sucking video collab with the hottest artist Cardi B and Khaled – because she’s a mooch bitch…who now speaks Spanish cuz she gets Marketing…she knows share for share “collab” leveraging….

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2018

24

May

Anna Aleksashina Naked Model of the Day

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I think Anna Aleksashina’s bio speaks for itself…a fearless Russian on a mission to win at life….not scared to get naked for art or getting noticed because it is a good tactic to get a billionaire husband or become a sex worker if needed….because Russians are pragmatic people who do what it takes to get things done.

5 YEARS OF SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE FASHION WORLD: PHOTO AND VIDEO,THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TURNS IN MAGAZINES. EXCELLENT KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART OF DEFILE. ACTING SKILL PHOTOGENIC. A GOOD PHYSICAL FORM, WAS ENGAGED IN ATHLETICS FROM A YOUNG AGE. IMPECCABLE REPUTATION. VICE MISS AT THE CONTEST OF THE INSTAGRAM 2017 QUEEN. WILLINGNESS TO TRAVEL. EXPERIENCE IN PARTICIPATING IN CLOTHING SHOWS. GRADUATED FROM THE SCHOOL OF ACTING. AT THE MOMENT I ALSO TRY MYSELF AS A PHOTOGRAPHER.

I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE CAMERA AND THE SCENE. CREATIVE PERSON. GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SPEECH. I HAVE COMMUNICATION SKILLS (I CAN DRAW ATTENTION, INTEREST). STRESS-RESISTANT

HEIGHT: 5′ 7″
AGE: 22
BREAST VOLUME: 2′ 7″
WAIST: 1′ 9″
THIGHS: 2′ 8″
SHOE SIZE: 36

COLOR OF EYES: GRAY-BLUE

I want to know more about this 2 foot 7 inch breast volume….

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2018

24

May

Tomi Lahren Gets Water Thrown at Her of the Day

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Tomi Lahren getting assaulted by water by someone who wants you to Fuck that Bitch, which is likely something you already want to do.

I don’t watch TV and I am not relevant or up to speed on all things America. So I don’t know who Tomi Lahren is. But apparently, people think she’s a racist bitch, who I guess works for FOX News, because they need an all American, basic as fuck looking “babe” to work for them, to garner attention, and for dudes into guns and being White, who support Trump and the Alt Right, to have a hero to jerk off to…

She’s pretty much like many cheesy white girls, who just knows to clickbait using guns and politics to get famous, and it works.

She probably isn’t even into the shit she says, as it is just marketing and for celebrity…or maybe she is, I mean America is a vast country and Trump was elected, and people are very easily manipulated and clearly into army loving, war loving, all American values type women…

I’ve seen army dudes and their cult mentality, and thought “Shit I wish I knew how to market to them”….because I like drones…who buy shit I try to sell them. It’s brilliant if you want to get rich..and all it takes is bitches like this…

All you have to say is “Support Our Troops” and get that standing ovation…this is the porn built around that…

As a Canadian, this is how I view American women…this is what they look like…Texan, Floridan, etc…sure it’s a cliche that I guess works….just not for people throwing water at her.

She’s a god loving, American Loving white person who I’m sure sucks a lot of dick…like pretty much every girl on The Chive. Not hot but fit and blonde and overly made up to look hot, from back in 1990. Cheesy as fuck and for some reason my first post on her. Weird.

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2018

24

May

Barbara Palvin Slutty Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back on the scene, after falling off and getting fat.

I guess these things happen to 18 year olds from Hungary who come into a lot of Victoria’s Secret money…allowing her to eat for the first time in her life…you know buy all the treats she always wanted to eat but that her family couldn’t afford because they were Hungarian from Hungary….

She got to dive into all the luxuries of life…like heating, and running water, and she went off the fucking rails…

Pizza everyday, every meal, fuck yes…

Only to get fired by VS, because I assume she’s fired from VS, told to shape up, and shape up is what she did…

She also decided to post up half naked, slutty photoshoot pics, cuz she’s back to work, half naked is where the money is at…and half naked is what she is doing.

Finally, the big girl is far more interesting…here is the proof.

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2018

24

May

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in “Lingerie” that is hardly lingerie, but that is mall brand Victoria’s Secret, made in china then sold for way too much, because why pass the savings of using a sweatshop onto your shoppers and clients, when you can use that money to make tall skinny slut dreams come true…you know by giving them the title of “Victoria’s Secret Angel” that basically changes their entire fucking life.

It gives them credibility, it gives them social status, it makes them the envy of all the other girls, it gets them rich cock, and for the rest of their lives they know that they were the hottest of the hot promo models, because every girl wants to be a VS promo model…

But their pictures, even the updated version to look more instagrammy, are pretty repetitive and boring, especially when the girl they’ve cultivated as a star is naked all over the internet…not naked in this….but it’s all right.

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2018

24

May

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid had her big titties in a tank top an no bra, because of course she did.

This is the style, this is the trend, and when your dad paid for you to get a set of tits, when he was re-vamping your look, so that when he paid for your career and first magazine covers, like he did with GIGI, the world would see you as a babe with an exotic look, rather than a weird faced monster who was never hot, but at least she’s skinny with tits.

I can’t fall into the lie that is Bella Hadid, I find it so stupid that brands are doing what they are doing, using her and other sluts, but realize that the real issue are the fans, so many fans, who all do what these people tell them to do, because for some reason they think these people have clout or whatever, because they are rich…and then they buy…and brands love Direct Response marketing, just ask the founders of Avon, Amway and every other network marketing company.

Fascinating right, looking at tits and talking about business models that make the man at the top of the pyramid a lot of money, while everyone on each tier get their piece of the action..which is actually the fairest kind of business to me..

WHat isn’t fair, is that this is a big deal celebrity chick, in a world with so many hotter chicks out there…but they aren’t the forgettable, uninspiring Bella Hadid.

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2018

24

May

Betsy Volk Titties of the Day

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Betsy Volk is pretty amazing, at least in these titty pics, that I guess double as portfolio pics, or maybe lifestyle pics, to show the world what she is capable of, while focusing on her willingness to show her tits.

She has been modeling in NYC since 2012, it is 2018 and she is still not famous, but she is still at this model thing….

She’s from St Louis, her first campaign was for Abercrombie & Fitch by famous creeper Bruce Webber…and look at her now…

Instagram photoshoot modeling and I love every second of it.

I believe in Betsy Volk….she is the future.