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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2018

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked Seflies and Some Cultural Appropriation Done Right of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…

Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world…

Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate….

Hot regardless…

Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right…

Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

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2018

Jun

Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over…

The most offensive thing about Christina Milian going mental on the social media with her exhibitionist, slutty content, was that she was a recent divorcee and out there trying to prove herself, because I guess her husband cheated on her, is that she was a fucking mom at the time….and I guess still is…but regardless as a mom she should say “I’m rich, I get child support from someone else who is rich, maybe I’ll just chill and give my kid the best life”…but instead she hit Vegas pool parties and instagram hard….and it was just tragic to me and every black man out there…who said “why you gotta be so basic man, this is what the white man wants you to do, be more like Oprah, and less like a single mother with a crack addiction at the strip club that turns tricks in the booth”….seriously…

She’s got song credits on BIEBER songs, and all kinds of songs, and I guess on some thongs…and gets fucking PAID to this day and likely for her entire fucking life…million dollar checks…so I guess this shamelessness is a hobby…

WHICH I guess makes the whole thing a whole other level of compelling…like she doesn’t need to do this, she wants to do this..that changes the whole dynamic..but I’ll still be like Cosby and say her behavior is setting the whole movement back…

This is supposed to be her nipple on instagram live..

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2018

Jun

Chantel Jeffries Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has her tits out….

Some would say…she’s instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore..

The kind of girl who got a lot of followers for being slutty, so many followers, popping up on the explore page that athletes and Beibers alike would ask her to fuck…

And now she’s a DJ…

Is she relevant, who fucking knows what relevant even means anymore…there’s so much bottom feeding trash making money it’s impossible to navigate really…

But we do know her tits are out and that’s something, not so magical if you’ve ever left your house and saw that everyone has their tits out…but it’s still tits and as men we must continue to always support women and their cleavage by sexualizing it…otherwise we might as well hop on some Bruce Jenner hormones..and make our full transition.

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2018

Jun

Demi Rose See Through of the Day

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Demi Rose has such a weird face, weird shape, weird everything, it’s amazing that she got famous on the internet. I would assume she’s like some kind of Tila Tequila of her generation. A right place, right time, polarize the social media accounts with robot traffic and audience until the rest of the world pays notice…and gets her in the tabloids, talked about, followed, called Britain’s next Kim K, because she’s got a weird fucking body like Kim K, and the whole thing is fucking strange to me…

It’s like she was ahead of the mainstream to the place she can post slutty pics of herself, so the mainstream thinks she matters and girl loves every fucking second of it….

Her body is fucking weird…her dress see through…the rumor is she’s a sex worker…and I guess without sex workers you’d all be fucking virgins and very angry at the world…so let’s celebrate a woman’s right to choose how much she’ll accept for deep dicking.

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2018

Jun

Barbara Palvin Tits for Instagram of the Day

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I never have anything interesting to say about Barbara Palvin, but I guess in her defence, or as a general statement, I never have anything interesting to say about anything…

I just focus on the tits, because as I’ve said numerous times before, that’s all that these people are doing when it comes to promoting themselves, why should we try to look past that, or look deeper into their personalities, to find qualities or intelligence, when really they are just reducing themselves to tits.

We live in this world where every girl wants to be praised and celebrated like some kind of Victoria’s Secret model, but only a few are selected, like Barbara Palvin who at 18 was a young recruit from Hungary, who ended up hitting puberty and being built like a Hungarian wrestler, only to get fired and be forced to get fit again…because no one ants a fat lingerie model, no matter what the industry tries to tell you…it’s gross.

So this is her comeback tour…come back…cum back…tour….

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2018

Jun

Mountain Dew in Anus and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Haircut

Road Rage Fight – Guy Gets Stripped Naked

Naked Cyclists!

Times Square Weirdo

Car Swerves and Loses Control…

Paraglider Death of the Day

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2018

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No matter how many times I see it, I’ll still be blown away, that girls of all ages are not wearing bras, but are wearing shorts that might as well be underwear, with asses hanging out, full asses hanging out, and nipples flopping everywhere, especially those with big tits, and it’s non discriminatory, people of all cultures, from Indians, (dot not feather)…to white girls, black girls, hispanic girls, rich girls, poor girls, fat girls, skinny girls, moms and daughters, classy girls and gutter girls…all pretty much half naked….

I blame instagram..Or should I thank instagram…

Either way, it is because of instagram..

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Bella Thorne Boobs Pop Out of a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Orders Pizzas to her Private Jet – Cuz She’s Rich and Disgusting
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How Pringles are Made
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Oliver Hudson Balls
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Tinashe is a Slutty Singer with her Tits Out
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Plane Makes Emergency Landing on the Street
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2018

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I live a very boring life…and the only excitement I experienced was at the grocery store buying meat for my dog..because I accidentally got behind some stripper with two beige kids..in a sheer wifebeater with huge fake tits…wearing spandex leggings and rocking a pretty fit ass on a small frame…like really tiny frame…buying some spareribs..cuz I guess she likes to suck the bone…all while the guy behind me was with his fat wife, hating life, telling her to fucking shut up or she’ll get it…in what was what felt like some sort of terrible vortex of all things wrong with the world…like lower middle class struggles make for very angry people…I mean except for that stripper’s outfit..that shit was right…

That was the highlight of my day…I am sure you care while you’ve been mourning Bourdain getting back on Smack thanks to Asia Argento…and drug overdosing…

Yes…my only outing is the grocery store where I see the cross section of the world…the ghetto world…so that I can angrily write about society…because otherwise I wouldn’t have anything to write about since I just look at the wall..

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Nicole Scherzinger In Slutty Pantyhose
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Asia Argento Wants Privacy While Dealing with Killing Bourdain
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Some Woman Flashing the NHL Game
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Cyclist VS Pedestrians
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Amber Heard Nipples
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Kristen Stewart Cameltoe…
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Bella Hadid Has Tits Out on Beach…
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Hillary Duff is Pregnant with Another Kid…with a Different Dude….
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Woman Reverses into a Man Helping her Park
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Curiosity Rover Finds Ancient Organics
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Rose McGowan Breaks Down Over Bourdain’s Suicide…Making His Suicide About Her….
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Kid Rides Motorbike through Halls
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Terrible “Snake Rescue” of the Day
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Baby Mountain Goat of the Day
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Wilmer Valderamma On Eating Mandy Moore Out when she was 16
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SUV Road Rage
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Dogs are Very Cute
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Brandi Glanville in Lingerie
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Bird VS Owners Socks
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Lohan in Swimwear…not so Hot
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Chloe Grace Moretz Cleavage
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Anna Kendrick Disgusts Me
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Delilah Hamlin in a Sports Bra
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Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell Go for a Smoke like Old Hags they ARe
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage
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Rose Bertram – Mommy Tits
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Madison Beer in a Corset – Huge Tits
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Ashley James in a Bathing Suit..
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Kate Upton Grazing with them MILKY Tits in a Magazine
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Some Pregnant Hilary Duff..
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Alicia Arden Slutty
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Iggy Azalea on a Boat
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty Girls in Slutty Selfies…
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Gallery of Naked Skinny Girls – I Love Skinny Girls
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Really Intense Lollipop Fucker
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Hot Body – Gets Naked
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Fake Lesbians Dressed Like Kitties…
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60 Second Guide to Lesbianism
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Gash Flash Gallery – I love Gash Flash
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Close Up Shot
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2018

Jun

Britney Spears Booty to End the Week of the Day

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Work may be shit, or maybe you don’t work, but life in general is shit because maybe you don’t have a life, or maybe the life you wanted for yourself just didn’t happen, or maybe you didn’t want a life for yourself because you always had low expectations for yourself and even if you don’t know how shit your life has become, it’e become pretty shit…trust me…

But let this Britney Spears booty be an inspiration to us all…a whole lot of fitness and diet and good times can lead to magical booty even when pushing 40….

So don’t give up, even if you’ve given up…because Britney’s ass still looks amazing and that should inspire you to live another day.

They are really the highlight of the week.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

Jun

Bella Hadid Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

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I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed.

This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it.

Here she is in some see through shit

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