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2018

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is Pretty Much Always Pregnant of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….

So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares…

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2018

05

Jun

Tallulah Willis Titty Flash of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors….

She was unfortunately not an abortion, because I guess sometimes these narcissistic celebs need to reproduce, because another abortion will break their womb…

I find that she looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time likes to flash.

She’s hip, she’s cool, she’s not irritating for those trust funders who just kinda does nothing – allowing her to be an artist, or surround herself with artists, who by definition are just other slackers like her…into her parents and the good life…

So she’s been topless, naked, in the bath with her sisters, a whole lot of exhibitionism…but most importantly, she’s got BUSH…

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2018

05

Jun

Demi Rose Nipples Slip of the Day

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Demi Rose is a rumored Sex Worker, who I guess became a big social media entity for whatever reason, trying to be a Kardashian….she’s had so much of her body jacked the fuck up but people are into this look, they even pay to have sex with it, because this is the internet generation and you can fuck anything you want to fuck off the internet…

It’s that whole amazon dot com, shop your social media for whatever you want…

In the early 00s, I went to the porn convention, the AVN awards in Vegas because some paid for me to be there and I learned that you can fuck all the whores on the pornos for enough money, that was the whole point of

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, her act is typical played out and the only fascinating thing about her is that she’s 24 despite looking 45, I mean the only thing besides her monster tits and stomach sucked out, she likes showing off because it works as a tactic to increase her rates….

What a mess…..

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2018

05

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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La Rita Ora is trying to really solidify this being famous thing…and she’s doing it with her half nakedness the way a girl is supposed to solidify this fame thing because half
naked worked for her.

I would say that the majority of people have no fucking idea who Rita Ora is, yet..or didn’t know who she was until recently, but she’s been at it for a long time…and the only thing that matters is bikinis…fascinating -I know.

Rita Ora Big Tits in a Red Bikini and Red Hair

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2018

05

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits…

And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..

She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro.

I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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2018

05

Jun

Rebecca Black Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense…

Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…

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2018

05

Jun

Noah Cyrus Naked of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is WORKING it….

Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks…

You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies…

So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…because I hear inbreds don’t have toe nails…

Here she is with Brandi Cyrus

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2018

05

Jun

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

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Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it.

I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them…

I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.

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2018

05

Jun

Boob Job in Vietnam and Other Videos of the Day

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IRISH WEDDING

Interesting Parking Lot Activities

Bernie Sanders Runs from Alex Jones

Cop Beating up Kids

Sex in the Bushes

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People, mainly women, mainly fat women, think that because an ass is big then the ass is good, which isn’t actually the truth…because often times…a fat ass is just a fat ass and often times it is terrifying, even if they manage to squeeze them into a fucking pair of form fitting pants!!

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

ABC is Launching the Darlene Show – THANK GOD…
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Laura Prepon Gets Married
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No More Swimsuits for Miss AMerica…
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Stainless Steen Bolt into HUNTING Knife
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Johnny Depp is a Corpse
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Drunkest Woman Ever..
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Pace Car Crash
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The Goose is Loose
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Megan Fox in Yoga Pants of the Day
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