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2018

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

THe wifi I steal was out this morning, which was really annoying because I had to try to break into the neighbor I steal from’s house and to unplug the wifi machine…only I am about as tactile and agile as a brick, and while trying to find an open window to crawl into, the other neighbors caught me, asked me what I was doing, to which I paused and thought to myself “seriously what the hell am I doing, it’s just the fucking internet, who cares”…so I went back inside and stared at the wall…until now…when it’s back on and alive and as uneventful as every day before it…because ultimately the internet fucking sucks and nothing that happens on it is interesting or exciting as it was back in the 90s internet when I should have been dot com billionaire-ing myself…but instead I had a stripper addiction..and used the internet to try to get nudes from ravers off raver message boards….but I’ve seen many people crawl out of the internet and become very rich which is about as rewarding as you’d expect it to be….fuck the internet…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Pauley Perrette is Sending Death Threats to Ex Husband,,
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The World’s Most Stylish Dog
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The Fattest Actress Ever Wants to Play a Super Hero – PORKY THE DONUT EATER – Is My Guess
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Parrot Talks to Alexa
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Dog Saves Drowning Friend
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GET STONED WITH THEM WILLING GIRLS
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GET CBD.
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Dog Gets a Ball Pit Maed for Him
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Frances Bean Cobain’s Divorce
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Antonio Banderas’ NYC Apartment
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2018

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I found the WELFARE bar…where unemployed drunken people spend their afternoons getting wasted…where they have really ridiculous conversations while chainsmoking…looking and smelling of AIDS…where the crackwhores change in the middle of the bar and demand for more BUTTER TARTS…and where an obese transvestites named Melanie walks around like some kind of lady…about to attend the royal wedding…singing love songs from the 80s…and era when she probably first lost her fucking mind…

The welfare bar, where one dude had a shirt that said “FUCK WORK”……all homeless…all disgusting all committed to the cause…of being degenerate drunks…the way the system was designed….exciting…if you’re pathetic loser…or looking for a 25 dollar blowjob…which I got and it was terrible…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cornell Student Strips Down in Front of the Class After Professor Comments on her Shorts…I Should have Gone to College…
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RIP TOM WOLFE – LEGEND
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More than 100 People Walked Out of Lars Von Trier’s Movie
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GET STONED WITH THEM WILLING GIRLS
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This Will Save You!
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Willow Smith is a Cutter – Who Cares
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Fat Tits of the DAy
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Latin Dancing Mama
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Asian Couple Mistake Bear for a Dog..what the fuck..
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Frances Bean Cobain is a Fukcing Idiot
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Bella Thorne’s Mom is a Whore
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The First Trailer for the Freddie Mercury Movie….if you’re a faggot into QUEEN…
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt Panty Flash
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LeBron’s Photographic Memory
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Volcano Erruption Interrupts Breakfast
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Christina Hendricks – Big Tits
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Bieber is a Faggot
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Michael B Jordan – Not Michael Jordan Fears the Future of AMerica..
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Tony Hawk – 50 Tricks at 50
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Mystery Sea Creature – Terrifying…
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Meghan Markles Dad Wants to Walk her Down the Aisle
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The House 10 Abused Kids were Rescued From
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Sluts in CANNES
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17 Guys Share their Crazy Ex Girlfriend Stories
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Diane Kruger Made a baby with Norman Reedus
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Corvette Fail
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Couple Survives Tornado.
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The House that Jack Built – Trailer
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Woman Eats Food with Live Frog on Plate
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Donald Trump is a bad Husband
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Dealing with bad Employees in CHINA
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Wife Grabbing Mistress’ Hair is Amazing
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20 Actors were Under the Influence while Filming
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Farrah Abraham Pussy Flash
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Fergie at an Event
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Halston Sage Tits
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Megan Boone – Worth a Fuck
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Blake Lively With her Husband Deadpool
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Ashley Greene Boring in a Bikini
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Katie Holmes Homeless and Chunky
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Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini
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Jane Fonda in a Dress
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Kelly Preston and John Travolta
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Dildo Speed Fucking
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Sex Toy Explodes on VAGINA
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Erotic Photography of the Day
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GET YOUR Live Sex!!! LIVE SEX! GET YOUR LIVE SEX!
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Naked Girl Fucking a Cake
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Monster TITS IN THE TUB
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Vending Machine of the Day
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Slutty Bikini Babe
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Naked Chick Named Stacey Hetrick…
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Just an Amateur Couple Masturating in the Car
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DILLON HARPER GOT HER TITTIES OUT
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NAKED Nancy in a Floral Dress
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Stripping in the Shower…
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A Bunch of Naked Amateurs
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Pregnant Cam Girl on Cam…Being a Cam Girl…Whilst Pregnant
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Two Topless Sluts on CAM
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2018

15

May

Farrah Abraham and her Staged pussy Flash of the Day

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My business partner, because she’s made me a lot of money with her multiple sex tapes, Farrah Abraham, a girl celebrated for being a slut by MTV, with her teen pregnancy, something that America found compelling, rather than totally irresponsible and the worst thing to be celebrated for, despite our loving sluts…has made it to Cannes…

I don’t understand why the fuck she’s at Cannes, but I guess their guest list isn’t too hard to work around, and I guess she is more famous than most sluts…despite having a porn career…

But I do love that she’s straight flashing her pussy, like not even trying to stage a slip, straight flashing her cunt, because she’s a slut and that’s what they do…they feed off this shit, get off on this shit, and it’s perfect as far as I’m concerned…more sluts need to just embrace, accept and appreciate their slut….

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2018

15

May

Zoi Mantzakanis Slutty for Purienne of the Day

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Zoi Mantzakanis is….is…is who cares…she’s slutty for OG instagram photographer who was doing instagram style pics long before instagram PURIENNE…and it may not be exciting, but really, nothing is exciting in this era….we’ve seen it all, we are all desensitized, it’s all the same…but I still like seeing different tits, all tits, everyone’s tits…it’s the world we live in…and it’s better than not seeing so many tit.

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2018

15

May

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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Kendall Jenner will not quit, will not stop, will not be brought down….she knows she’s in France, her tits are good and it is her right as a woman to show the world her tits…like she was a boy…because the Kardashians are so rich and confused they don’t know how to behave, they don’t even know what their gender is, they are just expensive, celebrated, egotistical trash…that I hope their story ends terribly…but it probably won’t…but in the meantime…TITTIES!!

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2018

15

May

Olivia Culpo Tits of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is fucking everywhere…she’s in Mexico shooting a cover for some magazine, which is pretty terrible, seeing her get international media coverage for being absolutely irrelevant, pretty much non-existent except for on instagram, where these people don’t realize, doesn’t represent the entire world…it’s one Zuckerberg owned bullshit user generated content site controlled by Zuckerberg but where people can trick the system into thinking they matter…getting them Jonas brother cock, or NFL player cock, to further tell her bullshit story that she matters…ALL WHILE NOT MATTERING…

She didn’t even win the Beauty Pageant she was in…a fucking lying, attention seeking, cunt who felt she was important…but who is just a fucking loser…people who follow her are following a loser…stop buying into bullshit…loser..

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2018

15

May

Kitrysha Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Kitrysha is a instagram titty model that’s done playboy…and she’s pretty fucking amazing…

From her site: “I am a twenty-two-year-old photomodel based in Milan, Italy, available for shootings worldwide. Ethnicity: Asian”

She has a site, she’s on the hustle, I guess it’s her enterprising asian instinct, the kind of instinct that got her working the sweatshops when she was 12, the rub and tugs by 18, the instagram modeling by 22…

I am not hating on this wonderful girl who thinks she’s an artist and who thinks she is hot…so she gets naked…I think it’s wonderful…

I was scrolling her personal site, you know used to recruit people, and unlike an actual escort she doesn’t blur out her face…but she does post some real porny content CHECK IT OUT – IT IS GOOD

More of her below –

How about some instagram action of hers….

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2018

15

May

Kristen Stewart’s See Through Skirt Of the Day

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Kristen Stewart may come across as a try hard lesbian…you know method acting her way through lesbianism with her lesbian lover…some Victoria’s Secret model…who for anyone who knows anything about lesbians, it’s that they don’t go for the objectified, classic “beauty”, who plays this part defined by misogynistic and patriarchal ideals, who present themselves to the world like some sort of fetish for dudes, because we all know Victoria’s Secret models are just that, they are what the execs at the massive mall brand want to define as beauty standards, tall and skinny and half naked and hot, while the rest of the world is becoming inclusive and fat….

Meaning…I don’t buy into Stella Maxwell and her opportunistic and disgusting approach to money, success, fame and feeding her insecure ego…trying to prove she’s hot or jerk off material to dudes…and I don’t buy into Kristen Stewart being a lesbian while fucking a VS model, because any chick would eat that pussy….she can get all the lesbian haircuts she wants, but I’ll only believe it when she’s dating some fat, construction boot wearing bull dyke….until then…it’s just disney level bullshit…

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2018

15

May

Iskra Lawrence Hard Fat Nipples in Cannes of the Day

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Big tits come to those who eat a lot…..

I have this theory, that I thought was pretty much fact about this Iskra Lawrence pig…and that is that she’s pulling the same scam as Ashley Graham only far less disgusting, but still a chick who is exploiting fat, celebrating fat, because she’s basically paid to be fat…

What I heard, or the story she tells is that she was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, who was called too big, but who saw the trends and figured it all out, saw people getting famous for being fat, and said, fuck it, getting fat is easy, let’s get fat, and pretend to be body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….and they did.

But looking at her face, I have a hard time believing that she was every an aspiring model, or that the rejections were based on size, I think that’s just further lies to her storyline….

She’s cashing the fuck in and laughing about it because it and none of the Social Justice Warriors are calling her out for being exploitative of fat people…. the black face of fat people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to complain….thanks to diabetes..holding them back…

And remember, Big tits come to those who eat a lot…..

Here she is spreading them thighs for Instagram

Here is a terrifying video of her shaking her ass

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2018

15

May

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Lesbian / Dude Michelle Rodriguez who for some reason, a reason I call you’re all fucking closet cases and can’t spot a dude when you see one, but rather you just believe what you are told, and someone, or some movie played her out to be some Lara Croft action figure type woman, who despite being pretty fucking manly, you felt was a fetish, hot, or whatever…thanks to your homosexuality you don’t know you have.

I have never liked a beefy, thick necked, army looking girl who looks like she wears a prosthetic dick, just to stroke it, and not even to fuck her executive boyfriends who give her work, or the women like Cara Delvingne, but just cuz she likes the look of it…

Point being, she goes to CANNES every single year, and does this bikini pose every year, another year old….less interesting, thicker…but you like it…cuz you’re a ‘MO.

Here she is tits out at an event

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