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2018

11

May

Naomi Holt Naked of the Day

Naomi Holt is a Miss Universe Australia 2017 Finalist…..sounds like a pretty thirsty title, you know the kind a instagram whore would have because she knows she has a better chance to get credit as being someone who is more than just a shameless instagram whore if there’s credentials…

Not that being a “finalist” is credentials….that’s the first lose, it’s first place or no place, you might as well be last place if you’re second place, but at least she tried, maybe next time she’ll go for something more attainable, like “playboy model”…I mean if you’re already getting naked and they’ll post up pics of any naked bitch…it’s at least better than telling the world you’re a fucking failure….

But then again, she’s getting naked and that’s a good start to wherever she’s planning on taking this…

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2018

11

May

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….and she doesn’t….unless you consider being perpetually pregnant, something she seems to have figured out how to do as well as giving the camera a look with her hip pushed out while in a bikini…cuz she’s always pregnant…but she keeps her bullshit alive with throwback videos and pics to remind people of her naked or half naked in bikini art form she’s mastered…so when she’s back to work, off MAT leave for the third time in two years, the world will be ready for her…never forgotten or some shit…

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2018

11

May

Anna Lynne McCord Pussy Print of the Day

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Anna Lynne McCord doesn’t matter, but she does produce slutty content for her instagram, little self produced photoshoots to celebrate her art, her life, her talent, her aging process, the fact she’s skinny, all while jacking a pair of panties into her cooter like it’s hungry, because she’s hungry in her soul…thanks to not getting work or mattering after first getting work and thinking she mattered…

But the nice thing about women, even after they’ve fallen off, is that they can still whore down, like a good old fashion ho down, only with less banjos and more panties jacked up their cunts….to lure in the male attention they seek…like the wise philosopher…seeking knowledge and the answer to the meaning of life…but the panties jacked into her pussy version…

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2018

11

May

Kimberley Garner in a Bra in Cannes of the Day

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Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there, has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her to fuck, and to be the arm candy for, because all these dudes are rich nerds who got into hollywood because it’s Glamourous and way for them to get laid, when they otherwise wouldn’t get laid, if they worked for let’s say a plumbing manufacturing company, that could be as lucrative, but no red carpets…just shit piles..

Point being, she’s trying to take her hot body and master the fucking scene and this is how it’s done, even though no one knows or cares who she is…I’ll still check her out and cat call her to my computer screen because she’s good….

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2018

11

May

Kendall Jenner Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has little tits like her dad, you know busting out of her blazer, like her dad, because the most important thing about Kendall Jenner is that her dad, the reason she exists, I mean besides her weird brown half sister’s porno, and her stage mom’s ego and manipulation tactics, is strictly because of her dad, who cut off his penis.

Now I don’t think these promo model, direct response marketing, informercial hosts in the new media age have souls to begin with, but having your dad cut off his dick must do a real number on her ego, if her brain has that capacity and it must really fuck with her vapid little head…creating daddy issues…in a poor little rich girl kind of way….and we can only hope it ends terribly with opiates and sleeping pills and booze…because we need these people to off themselves one by one for the betterment of society…

They are the worst, and she is the best of the worst.

Here she is for ELLE – hydrating – too bad she didn’t drown….

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And here is the dick sucker that made this all possible –

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2018

11

May

Amber Heard’s TIts Looking for New Dick of the Day

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Amber Heard’s making some appearances – because I guess she’s looking for new dick now that Grimes has got between her and her Billionaire Elon Musk, who I am sure realized that she’s a snake of a woman, a white trash manipulator, who basically eats the souls of the men she dates, and tells the media as part of her hyping herself up that she’s a lesbian, or a victim, or anything to play it up and cash it in, because she has no soul, is a black widow and most importantly…dudes are dumb as fuck and easy to manipulate..

She’s pretty much ruined Johnny Depp, an elderly man she married and destroyed and took money from….and then who knows who else she’s been fucking around with…but I can assure you they are rich…because that’s what trashy hookers with no souls like…

TITS OUT! Looking like shit….but TITS OUT!!

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2018

11

May

India Westbrooks See Through of the Day

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India Westbrooks is a good time….

India Westbrooks has 3 or 5 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…

And I mean based on Meghan Markle and her Porn Star fucking past, India Westbrooks is probably a more wholesome choice in wives for the king….

She had a show called “The Westbrooks” where social media savvy sisters tried to be the next Kardashians…I never heard of this show, but it happened, and I guess peopel watched it…

And I guess nipples out is how she keeps her social media fans….that 50% were paid for and fake robots….

All this scammy shit…Tila Tequila 2.0. We’ve seen it all before…

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2018

11

May

Halsey Brought Them Titties Out of the Day

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Halsey is some half black bullshit performer who fucked a couple of DJ/Producers and got herself a vocal track on their shitty songs that aren’t even songs – but that all the kids and college kids are into – because they like to bro down at the clubs and festivals all high on MDMA so that they can rub up on each other, grab ass, and cry sexual assault the next day because they forget how slutty they were being and can’t accept bad sex.

Halsey has a movie coming out about her life, because she’s tricked someone into thinking it’s so amazing, hard done for, coming up the ranks of sucking a DJs dick when you were a party girl meth head….a story so many girls have since DJs are lonely and bring different girls into their rooms at night in different cities – every time.

I know at least 100 girls who have slept with various DJs over the last 10 years…and the DJs are doing it…except maybe Avicii cuz he’s dead…

Point being, Halsey and her Stupid life story that isn’t one based on a talent dying on her way home from a gig on a private jet like she was Patsy Cline…is starting to push that she’s half black even though she’s whiter than Lea Michele…and went off on Hotel Shampoo being not for everyone, cuz her “black hair” can’t handle it, despite it saying it’s for all hair types and despite her hair being non black hair….she’s an idiot…

People still work with her, despite her having paparazzi pics of her snorting drugs….and here she is in a bikini…while her boyfriend G-Easy is in jail in Sweden for cocaine charges…cuz they are all crackheads…

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2018

11

May

Nude Protest and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Dude of the Day

Repo Man Steals Motorcycle…..Owner of Motorcycle Steals it Back

Boston Dynamics Dog is Ready for the Takeover

French Family at Safari Park Get Out to Take Pics of the Cheetah

Woman Removed from Plane for Slapping Dude

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2018

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to a college night at a German themed beer hall because the beer was cheap – and sometimes I like to test my diabetes through drinking as much beer as I fucking can…and it turns out that college night is not nearly as fun as it used to be..

I remember blackout drunk girls flashing tits, showing panties, getting fingered on the dancefloor…wet t-shirt nights, 6 shots for 1 dollar, insanity…

While this college party involved a bunch of uptight people complaining about how their slutty outfits are not an invitation to let me grope them or flirt with them….with men who you’d think would want to grope them and flirt with them…who instead just sit there and agree with them – that safe spaces are important..knowing that the sex they’ll get later, consensual sex, will be on porno level, cuz it’s the porn generation, who are just annoying about everything but the porn sex, while girls pre-porn generation needed to be wasted to get the porn sex..

Either way, you’re all a bunch of pussies..

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Sluts at CANNES
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Throwdown at the Gold Tournament
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Weinstein’s Wife Pretends She Knew Nothing – SURE
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Job with a View
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