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2023

07

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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As you know by now, Tight Pants are the highlight of my day, at least when I am doing real life things off the internet, which I highly recommend since the internet is a soul sucking bastard that makes people want to jump off bridges our out of high floors, from cyberbullying, brainwashing, depressing porn and really depressing non porn…..

The internet is a place where shit congregates and doesn’t inspire, when really I’m more interested in where shit congregates on a woman and thanks to TIGHT PANTS I get to see that shit congregating ALL the fucking time, because the pants are so tight, you can practically see the colon.

Which is why we celebrate tight pants on the internet, to remind you these tight pants happen in your daily life, if you just hit up the grocery store or GYM.

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2023

07

Nov

Kendall Jenner Wet Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner released a picture to get you into the Christmas spirit, which I’ll assume is the vibe or aesthetic the church was going for when they started the whole Christmas thing to celebrate the birth of the Messiah, Jesus Christ himself.

You know, nothing says holiest of holy like a bitch in some made in china Christmas lights to ring in the season that starts November 1st, at least at the retail level, like a bare ass with what looks like jizz all over her, which could be jizz all over her, you know to make the artistic vision complete….or to troll all the high paying ad deals they get as an LOL….

These soulless, demonic, ruining society as a whole, one family bulldozing their way through the minds of women everywhere, definitely know how to whore, even when they don’t have to, and they never get cancelled for it, people just throw more money at them, like their the featured show at the strip club people paid the high cover charge to see, only the patrons of their strip club are mainstream brands just trying to get endorsements from them fro the money….

IT IS A CONSPIRACY motherfuckers, but if it was JIZZ on her ass, it’d be pretty LOLZ…just continuing to break the rules, terms and conditions while being rewarded for it…..and the good news is that at least it’s not KYLIE or the monster Kardashian…

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2023

07

Nov

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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Selena Gomez has her big fat girl titties out, because that’s the reason she bought them, you know back when she was getting her kidneys replaced because of the trauma based mind control the industry put her through, and/or her LUPUS that she hasn’t died of….in a “if I am already under the knife I might as well get some tits out of the deal”.

The organ harvester and star of Disney’s Only Murder in the building, who at one time was a sex offender because she was over 18 when her Justin Bieber was under the age of 18 like she was some kind of predator, probably only practicing what she knows, because you don’t become Selena Gomez in an industry of perverts, without being an actual victim of those perverts, leading to a life of being fucked in the head thanks to being sold to a shitty industry as a child, because you parents hate you or value money over you, or are narcissists who can’t believe a child they shat out is resonating with the perverts, so that they sell them off to the perverts, robbing them of a normal life…assuming that’s what happened GOMEZ and that’s what made her some mental health bi-polar advocate based on bullshit to keep her medicated and earning….

Who cares about victim shit, small price to pay to be rich and famous, like stupid rich and stupid famous, top level rich and top level famous…

SO CHECK OUT THOSE BIG TITTIES…

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2023

07

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It’s not about the tit size….

It’s about the pussy size bro…

Here are some tiny tits to remind you that tiny tits can be hot in a world where tiny tits are not as celebrated as their big titty counterparts, even if they are built better on bitches with better builds….because if tiny tits were celebrated, all those plastic surgeons would have to go back to helping children with burns or pitbull scars and that’s far less fun than creating titties like a retard on PLAYDOH day…

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2023

07

Nov

What’s Laurie the Midget Up To of the Day

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[Little Laurie was a Little Short With Me and had her Team Ask Us to Remove The Images – So We Did – For the Record She’s Still Got Great Tits]

I have no idea who Laurie the Midget is, but Facebook recommended her to me while I accidentally logged in to see if someone of importance reached out to me with a blank check to acquire this site so that I can go retire in the hills with the other inbred freaks, never to be heard from again….

I don’t really think this was a “Facebook listens to my mind” situation, where they show me ads based on conversations I have because they are listening to me, but you can never be too sure how powerful that AI is and maybe FB knows what I want to see before I even think I want to see it.

Like I had no idea I had a midget fetish, if anything, I’ve always found midgets dressed hot to be a little weird, but these are modern times, things change and maybe all I am missing is a little Laurie the Midget.

Facebook knows best, mind control me Facebook, and show me more midgets with the the human sized tits…or the normal sized tits since I guess she is still considered human, despite being pocket sized….making her the perfect fleshlight…POCKET SIZED PUSSY sized…and not inanimate so that you don’t feel like a loser, but rather an adventurer or exploring diving into new and exciting experiences…..

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2023

07

Nov

Chick Fight of the Day

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I don’t know the context of this fight, but I like that it’s a group of non fat white girls that look like they could be instagram models in their latest SKIMS products or ALO Yoga products that they bought to look like every other bitch out there.

There’s already been 2 million views on at least one posting of the video on the social media machine, so you know I’m on the cusp of all things viral on the internet, this is FINGER on the PULSE, which I’d rather be finger inside these angry and feisty bitches…cuz you know that passion is a better whilst performing a finger fuck…since everything is better whilst mid-finger fuck…..it’s so warm and inviting in there.

Posted in:Videos

2023

07

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s miserable.

As we climb over crackheads in our northern urban setting….we have to remember that somewhere out there is a tropical climate filled with bitches in bikinis who we’re not staring at because of our life choices…which can either inspire us to make changes and leave our comfort zone as we chase the fucking ALOHA life…ENDLESS SUMMER SURF BRO shit…or we can just accept our fate and stare at all the bikinis on the internet to distract us from actually living, since it’s easier to get our bikini creeping through pics and videos on a computer or phone screen…

I mean what do you expect, to put actual effort into living your best life, what are you, some kind of over achiever…

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2023

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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My seed may not be the fountain of youth, you know the stem cells needed by the women of the world to keep their faces looking youthful and fresh. My seed is probably the kind of thing that is toxic and causes burns or rashes, because I’m not the healthiest and likely have AIDS…..

But that doesn’t stop me from standing outside the medi-spa telling every leathery old lady trying to stay young, and every young girl trying to be a Kardashian that my seed, even on no nut november is the fountain of youth, the answer to young, tight, hot, glowing skin….because that’s how MARKETING and SALES work…you sell the dream, jerk off on the faces and move on with my product and service.

Yes, I am launching an online course in business one day….stay tuned…I got all the answers…ALWAYS BE COOMING….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katie Sigmond Takes the Wheel!
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KEEP CALM AND STAY WITH THE WINNER
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Brody Jenner’s Surf Momma Tia Blanco Rips in a Thong Bikini!
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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20 of the most scary fails caught on camera
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Iggy Azalea’s Almost Nip Slip!
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Woman gets attacked by a rabid fox
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The REAL Avengers
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Caylee Cowan Wearing Sexy Lingerie to a Party!
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7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Slavery
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Mark Wahlberg Hits the Road in “The Family Plan”!
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Bebe Rexha’s Sultry Swimsuit Shoot – Exquisite Boobs and a Showstopping Ass!
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Halle Berry selling Malibu Paradise home
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Brooks Nader at Olivia Culpo’s Bachelorette Company!
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35 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Some of the worst English spoken by people
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Times when carjacking victims fought back
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20 Hot And Wet Girls
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Compilation of animals fighting back against humans
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Heidi Klum’s Topless Tanning Moment!
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Bebe Rexha Soaks Up the Sun In Singapore!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MORGANKETZNER
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Spectacular Boobs and Bikini Bliss: Demi Rose Mawby’s Captivating Photos
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20 Cool History Pics of People, Places, and Things
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini
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She Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck
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People failing horribly at their jobs
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Man pretends to be crazy at a sea beach
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Clad Bachelorette!
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Compilation of the dumbest criminals in existence
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Jackets to Get You Ready for Fall!
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Devon Windsor Slight See Through at the Fashion Media Awards!
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The 10 Deadliest Rituals from Religious History
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Jenna Dewan Stays in Bed!
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How this man makes very realistic fake food
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How huge navy ships drop huge aircraft carrier anchors at full speed
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Man dressed up as a country man beatboxes
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20 Sexy Girls In Shorts
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10 really cool tricks to try with balloons
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Sleeping pig wakes up from its own fart
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Katy Perry – Performing at her final residency show in Las Vegas
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Rose Park (Blackpink) – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Salma Hayek – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Michelle Trachtenberg – 15 Years of Siriano Party in Los Angeles
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Krysten Ritter – 15 Years of Siriano Party in Los Angeles
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Victoria Beckham – Vogue (France)
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Taylor Swift, Sophie Turner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid & Selena Gomez in NY
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Sheryl Crow – Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony in New York
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Samara Weaving – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Rachel Zegler – The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
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AMATEUR FLESH: ALISSA
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Amazing Hottie (GIF)
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Leila Depina See Through at the Venice International Film Festival!
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BABY GOT BACK
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Busty Mom Fucked On Date – Kelly Madison
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WettMelons Topless Selfies!
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Mom’s a Keeper
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She had no idea why he told her to open her mouth, but she didn’t regret it
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Golf Cart Fucking
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Corina Ungureanu – Romanian gymnast fully nude
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Red Lips
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Hypnotic Booty Jiggle in Slow Motion!
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Mia Sweetheart Soft Curves XL Girls
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The Caught Compilation #20
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Britney Spears … without underwear!
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Hot Mixxx
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Rachel Pizzolato Pussy Slip at a Magazine Launch!
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THE EROTICISM OF ILONA SHEVCHYSHYNA
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Danielle Maye’s Perfect Reflections!
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Dora Madison Burge nude and leaked
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Shy girl turns into a complete anal whore after taking off her mask
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Sucking his huge dick and playing with the cum!
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Drinking Her Own Milk (GIF)
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Thighs of Steel
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BITCHES BE CRAZY: VOLUME 76
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Juicy Booty
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Alexya Is Miss Body Beautfiul Scoreland
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I Like This Workout (GF)
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Sofi Vega’s Morning Routine!
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Two famous Influencers… receive their pizza!
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Alexya Is Miss Body Beautiful
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Clara Guziewicz naked in Desir Pastel (2018 short)
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World Class View With Martina Mink!
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Almost Caught, Almost Cared
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Sydney Sweeney in 2 leaked uncensored videos
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Dildo Rider on a See Through Chair!
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2023

06

Nov

Denise Richards Botched Tits in Bed of the Day

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Halloween may be over, but Denise Richards as an exclusive content creator is pretty terrifying…..especially when she busts out that spooky looking, undead, zombie themed tit….

The sick thing about it, is that to some of her fans, still jerking off to their Wild Things VHS, seeing her in action is what they’ve been waiting for through her breeding with Charlie Sheen, exposed to some real whores, not the celebrity kind, leading her into reality TV, and other paid gigs, only to land here.

It’s weird…but not nearly as weird as her tit, that’s for some reason not too weird that it makes her insecure, so instead she jumps into the weirdness of cash grabs!

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2023

06

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I didn’t have a MILF fetish when I was young, mom’s in the era were rarely hot or slutty, at least not with me…fucking the fat unshowered poor kid no one liked was not really living out their fantasy of banging a high school student….so I just never fell into the mom fetish thing, even when I’d meet hot moms, I’d just imagine the freakishness of child birth destroying their vaginas….

I grew out of that a long time ago, because the miracle of birth is real and the purpose of life so breeding women is hot to me, but that didn’t give me a MILF fetish….it jujst made me like trad women who breed over the Sex and the City inspired women to focus on career and being empty degenerates into their 50s, only to die alone without fulfilling their purpose, because they were drawn into living a Gay Man’s life, rather than a trad life…

Thanks to aging out, we all reach the age where MILF turn into Grannies and then Great Grannies, so the women who were once hot are now old, and the MILFs are actually far younger than the literal GREAT GRANNIES who are our age….so child or not, being irresponsible mothers or not…they’re not as bad as they could be.

SO here are some MILFs…

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