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2023

Sep

Madelyn Cline Almost Titty in a Weird Dress of the Day

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Madelyn Cline is a relatively hot 25 year old actress who I assume got her break on some show called Outer Banks, which I’ve never seen. She was also in the Knives Out follow-up movie, which I think I did see thanks to it being free…but that I don’t remember thanks to alcoholism, dementia and blocking that kind of poison out of my mind after I see it….

Her face in pretty interesting looking, like what kind of alien or breed of human is she, but her face looks like what Gigi Hadid wants her face to look like…you know, this is what she brings her face injection artists….

Her dress is pretty interesting, since it’s all revealing and shit, you can see her bottom of her tit, and her panties, because she’s not that bold to go pussy first into these media events….or maybe she’s just trying to keep it under wraps because it is currently being used by Pete Davidson as a fleshlight, since the illuminati have positioned him as some sort of PENIS humiliation ritual girls must crawl through to level their careers up….because you know that no one is fucking Pete Davidson unless it’s mandatory….sure he’s rich, maybe people find him funny, or they feel sorry for him for being part of the 9/11 Memorial storyline….a CRISIS ACTOR given actual ACTING jobs as an adult to thank him for his commitment to the cause…because even if they find him funny, or the bags under his eyes that make him look like a crackhead with AIDS, who probably does have AIDS, they’d rather save him for the friendzone than to let him upside them….

What I am saying is that her pussy stinks because of Pete Davidson, hence the charcoal padded panties in her revealing dress…

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2023

Sep

Fat Yasmine Bleeth Ain’t Donna D’Errico of the Day

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Yasmine Bleeth is aging gracefully…

The ex- big titty Baywatch alum, who dudes that weren’t into the Blonde bimbos with the fake tits of the show used to think was the hottest thing around, is aging gracefully….

If aging gracefully was looking like a 55 year old obese granny in middle America on disability, who just got her welfare check and is headed out to Walmart or Dollar General for some groceries that consist of cheese puffs and soda pop, but first she needs to stop at the fast food joint to really challenge her diabetes medication to ensure that she will infact lose that foot, in hopes of getting a bigger disability check down the line, all rocking a stained fat lady smock, which is what fat ladies used to wear before brands started marketing normal sized styles to them….making this an even better throwback because it feels like we’re looking at fat fucks in the 80s…

But at least she hasn’t got any BOTOX….ex coke slut turned food addict rotting in the least misleading way possible deserves to be celebrated!

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2023

Sep

Helena Christensen is Not Naked Enough of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, the Victoria’s Secret model you probably jerked off to as a teen, since she’s fucking old….who is also the founder of NYLON magazine and the girlfriend of Michael Hutchence, who apparently was jerking off to her Victoria’s Secret catalog pics when he was found auto-erotic asphyxiated, making her a KILLER pussy, at least 45 years ago…

Well, like most of these old, vain, vapid, model whores, who were from an era where they banged out dudes to get ahead, so they are less annoying than the entitled fake internet models with their handouts, all lazy and weak we deal with today.

So here she is bringing her EXPERIENCE to a magazine shoot, that isn’t as offensive as you’d expect from an old blown out pig…

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2023

Sep

Hailey Bieber’s Scary Face in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Hailey Bieber slipped into a tight brown dress for all you anal lovers who can’t handle the color brown because it taps into your reptile or primal brain and makes you cum yourself….

Which I am sure was her intention, because Bieber is the kind of rich kid, spoiled and entitled brat who you know says “Self Help” or “Self Care” bullshit like “Live with Intention”…or “Do Things with Intention”….you know the kind of idiot…

The fake as fuck model, who only got model work because the industry moved from actual models to chicks who hang with the Kardashian/Jenenrs…has a really ROUGH looking face..

I always thought she looked like Bieber…but now she looks like a living and breathing Caricature done down by the Boardwalk, that has come to life to eat our souls, in some premise for a horror movie I should write….because the audience is dumb enough to respond to my dumb writing, I can feel it.

She’s not in her self produced, misleading poses for instagram, because this is some paparazzi capture she can’t fake her way through….so it’s the more REAL deal…

The good news, tight short dress, because the big dopey head has a tight lean body, making her bobble head less of a clown show and more something to jerk off to…

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2023

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are always better when the pussy doesn’t smell like sea food gone bad….which the name Fishnet always makes me think of, just dirty old whores trying to have a good time after buying their lingerie at the drug store with their methadone money…

I realize that I should be thinking of naughty secretaries who still believe in the art of seducing people at the reception desk, even though they work from home…or the Latina Goth in fishnets, the pin-up girl in fishnets, the stripper in her mesh outfit, or even the Festival girl in the VIP room letting all the DJ cum drip out of her fishnets….which is a far better visual…since NOT all pussy smells like FISH, most doesn’t….I’d argue that the fish smell is really more of a fecal smell, or a dirty asshole smell, an OUTHOUSE with a chemical toilet smell than a fish smell..even dirty pussy that gives you UTIs, AIDS, STIs, or YEAST infections….

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s almost funny that in this retard world of half wit idiots, glued to their phones, with access to so much information, yet medicated and incapable of original thought, girls wear sheer tops out of style and fashion, nipples out for all to see, like some sort of novelty act crying for attention, since traditionally dudes like to stare at tits, at least they did before turning into low testosterone, high estrogen, videogame, vegan cucks who are scared to leave their house due to some self-diagnosed anxiety condition that got them medicated in the first place….

But yeah, it’s almost funny in this braless, tits out world, that you still come across a girl on a crips night, all braless in a sheer top, tits out in this tits out world, who still covers her nips with her hands, so you can’t actually see them in all their hard nip glory…

Like she’ll rock the sheer top braless, but the second a guy like me walks by, she’s still got some level of modesty, and knows that her fashion choices are sleazy, or racy, or inappropriate attention seeking….

I am sure my jerking off over my pants doesn’t help their comfort level as I approach their sheer titties…but still…not everyone is a brain washed whore, some are just dressing the part for style, but at their core don’t want strangers staring at their tits…and that’s unfortunate, at least it was 10 minutes ago when I wanted to see the tits that were presented to me, before they were rudely taken away with some weird hand bra…..where is the decency, the class, the charitable donations…..

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2023

Sep

Dinosaur Demi Moore Flashes Her Fake Tit for Fashion and Attention of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Bruce Willis’ dementia is caused by Demi Moore, you know blocking out those pre-plastic surgery images he had staining his memories, so that his body went into self preservation mode and shut the fuck down, so that he didn’t have to see her nastiness every time he spoke to his kids that he had with her….

You see, because Demi Moore rebuilt herself and bragged about the millions she spent on herself, while still looking like shit….

Now that she’s near 80 years old, the Plastic Surgery is still strong,. but not quite as strong as it was, just holding on as hard as it can….and it’s pretty fucking scary to look at….

She has even gone so far in attention seeking that she’s walking around with her literal GRANNY tit exposed for people to either talk about her, or just to look at her, because when you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s hot, you don’t give up to easy….like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust…her vanity survives…even if it’s totally unwarranted, it’s all she knows…

I’ll still look at the tit, doesn’t mean I like it….but it’s a tit.

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2023

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know when this Sydney Sweeney slutty selfie is from.

She is in her snakeskin bra and panty set, or is that a bikini set, I don’t fucking know, I just see aggressive underwire to hold those bad boys up to her neck, giving her that fake titty roundness that I pretty much hate, but otherwise the weight of those bad boys will just turn her shit into some Tribal African, long and stretched out mess…

She may be an actress, but her acting is pretty shit, which is probably why they get her naked in everything she does, you know for the clickbait, but the reality is she’d make a lot more money if she took it to OnlYFans.

I think she’s got a bit of an inbred face, which to you sister fuckers, or cousin fuckers, or mom fuckers, is probably hot, but you know, with tits like that, a fit body with tits like that, even the non incest lovers would be jerking off to their sisters if they looked like this….it’s just a textbook fuckable body and being related to it wouldn’t get in the way of appreciating it through masturbation, because it’s just so rare…..plus when you get caught, you can just blame your parents from bring a sex toy into the house, you didn’t ask for it…along with everything else you blame them for….you didn’t ask to be born!

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2023

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I’ve been told by a scientist that the obsession with asshole all stems from mind controlling parasites that are trying to spread their population across a generation of pervert weirdos who are so into ass they turn gay and make it the preferred fucking shit filled hole…all grime filled and stinky, which would normally kill the sex mood, but in this world of parasites spreading their species, it’s the number one turn on..

There are people so into asshole that just seeing the color brown makes them cum themselves, just a public fart in the subway or a homeless man shitting in a parking garage makes them jerk off uncontrollably….the tightness of the ass in a big, used up vagina world…and the built in birth control of cumming in an ass instead of a pussy….or avoiding murder scene period sex while getting yourself “Port-O-Potty being Tipped Over” as part of a Jackass prank sex…..

But yeah, people like assholes, and thongs don’t really cover assholes, so they are the clothed way to show off asshole, and here’s some thongs.

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2023

Sep

Childless Old Lady Jennifer Aniston in her Old Lady Underwear for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Any dude who has any taste or standards, or any real concept of what makes a hot chick, knows that Jennifer Aniston is not very attractive.

Her features, even at her prime were fucking basic and mid-range at best, she was a product of marketing….for whatever reason the powers who control the minds of the people wanted Aniston as the love interest, the object of our desires and they put her in all kinds of shows, or movies, or whatever, where she played the same annoying person….

Sure, the hard nips on primetime in the 90s were worthy of a jerk, but those great tits and big chewable nipples, aren’t nearly enough to consider her a hot chick…

The debate is a waste of time anyway, since she’s in her 50s, barren and this whole sexualizing of old ladies is fucking demonic and against our natural needs and wants as humans….

It’s like get inside and bake some cookies Grandma, oh wait, she chose career over kids, her narcissism over kids, even though narcissists like having kids in their image, if only they were hermaphrodite’s it’d be better, a little auto-breeding so that their genetics aren’t tainted by the sperm guy…..like a sea horse….

Anyway, the media continues it’s fake news and lies by stripping granny who isn’t a granny cuz she doesn’t have kids and is just rich and alone, denying her natural instinct and gift she was given as a woman, to push the lie on other women to follow her lead…in a “I didn’t breed and Brad Pitt married me”….lie….

But yeah, she did have good nipples on Friends…

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