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2018

26

Apr

Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

Skiing legend Lindsey Vonn, who didn’t do such a legendary performance at the Olympics this year, letting you all down, except maybe herself because she only did it to lock in 5 year sponsorship deals that will carry her another 3-4 years without having to worry about going to work at the ski hill as the Olympian skier turned coach to rich 12 year olds…

She’s gone all hollywood, proven that she’s at some event in some slutty event, looking all trans….in her #timesup pin because she thinks sex assault is bad…unless it’s by a black man named Tiger Woods who I like to think she is best known for…thanks to being the one person to date him after his hooker obsession scandal…that you know got fucked like a hooker…but she can take it. I’m from ski country and these ski girls are sturdy…I think it’s got to do with strong leg muscles..

This dress is interesting – is she a Genie in a bottle, some Disney Princess or just some Miami beach trash heading out to the club….terrible.

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2018

26

Apr

Leann Rimes Topless of the Day

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Leann Rimes has been at this for a long time, not this sold by her parents as a child star country star who was destined to be trash, but this getting naked for attention, like some kind of sex worker, titty out thing….and I guess at 40 is still milking that titty investment for attention…

I don’t know what people expected from her really, I guess it’s not too hard to go from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian people, good old low level Americans, with good American values, could appreciate and relate to…she reminded her of their own kin they had with their relatives and they would even spend their check on her CDs….to becoming a home wrecking, rich as fuck, LA based hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocks some fake tits and a mangled face….

It’s like a sex worker who doesn’t need to sex work cuz she’s rich, so she’s just slutty…But I think all her fans will still buy into whatever the fuck she’s selling….her next Christmas album because of loyalty to her, to Christ…their lord and savior…who forgives all misguided sinners…especially one of their own…

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2018

26

Apr

J Lo Got Them Titties on Of the Day

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Here’s a Solid Video where you can Finally see that J.Lo despite all the make-up and surgeries and injections she’s getting is still an old fucking slut….her neck is hanging off like the rooster she keeps in her garden shed for the Cock fights she has with A Rod….no not those Cock fights…the DOMINCAN PUERTO RICAN CUBAN cock fights….

So despite her working out, or dressing scandalous, with her tits out, even though she’s remembered more for being an ass, proving she is just that versatile of a performer….a triple threat if you will…she’s inappropriate smoke and mirror narcissism trying to get paid, getting paid, despite having been paid…and I blame you all her fans who got excited by her in 1994…

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2018

26

Apr

Iggy Azalea’s Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s got inspired by Kim Kardashian in more ways that just getting a ridiculous fake ass…because a could of days ago Kim K, the big ass leader who I guess dictates the trends to white girls wanting to fuck black guys, posted a similar series of her crotch…and this bitch, the mooch fuck Australian with a thug accent, cuz she’s faking it, and badly acting it, on some Margot Robbie shit, they probably went to school together and wrestled the same Crocodiles/ Kangaroos and Koala bears together, where together they planned to take over the world, one as an actor and one as a terrible female actor, while bother decided to get their fuck on…

I guess the new fetish that the new “classic” as this trash calls herself – is promoting is the lipo suction stomach, thick hips, ass implants bursting out the seams pussy shot …and as a fan of pussy…let’s keep it up…all you shameless whores out there – do it.

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2018

26

Apr

Heidi Klum’s BLOOMIN’ ONION of the Day

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When you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might.

You gotta put that emoji, light flare effect on your ass, cuz when you’re in a bathing suit in certain poses, it’s look like a bloomin’ onion and that goes against all her marketing efforts..

IS THIS THE OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE – CUZ I CAN SEE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ONION…

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2018

26

Apr

Demi Rose Sex Worker Tits of the Day

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Demi Rose is so fucking gross. I realize that she’s got that instagram filter look, but that’s not a good look to have, I mean it likely pays her bills as people pay her for sex, because what else is she good for, but I hate looking at it.

It’s some genetically/ surgically altered 45 year old looking 23 year old, and the fact people like this makes me think the whole world is confused homosexuals…

I get called a homosexual for calling ugly women out for being ugly women…but I think it’s far more homosexual to call out an ugly woman as hot because you don’t know what hot actually is…but you know stereotypical hot and you’re just a jacked up porn obsessed horny dude unable to really function..cuz tits are everywhere…

But I can tell you that this and its disgusting look with its pounds of make-up looking like a fucking clown…is not something I’m into…despite the porn generation loving it.

TO SEE MORE OF HER FAKE BODY CLICK HERE

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2018

26

Apr

Cami Romero’s Booty Shoot of the Day

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Cami Romero, the heiress to Alfa Romero, exists on instagram with around 40k followers…that we can assume she is using her ass in as many shoots as she can to get that number higher…I mean you need to really been in the 1,000,000 follower range to really fucking matter…so get in them panties and make some important calls from your land line, eventually someone will spot you, see you, and think….”I like girls who show off their asses for attention, I’ll take nude pics of them”…and thanks to all that money she’s got in her trust fund from being the heiress to Alfa Romero…she can afford to just do the instagram thing….which is basically do nothing all day, go to a shoot here and there that they aren’t paid for, but do to feel productive and hard working, between partying, sitting by the pool and basically being cysts on society…that get celebrated cuz they pose slutty.

Interesting times…where what would be cocktail waitresses can basically be retired…due to prostitution they think isn’t prostitution. WILD.

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2018

26

Apr

Aspen Maye Tits Out of the Day

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Aspen Maye is going Instagram heavy.

You don’t know who she is, unless you are her googling herself to see if her work has got her to the level of success and notoriety she’s been hoping for…and I am going to assume you are her…googling herself as these self involved instagrammer people do all day…thinking that they matter because they have a taste of an audience…that is likely half fake robot traffic…but an audience none the less..that get excited when she posts slutty pics…so that she continues to post slutty pics..as it is easy and how you gain momentum doing this instagram thing…

This Aspen Maye despite having a porno or stripper stage name, seems to be NYC and signed to 12 agencies you never heard of that don’t pay her a cent but that put her on their site to make her feel validated

Red NYC, MMG Talent NYC, Stars SF, Wild London and NoLogo Women Milan

I am all about her trying to live this illusion, trying to really live this life, while still clearly struggling to support herself…with her half nakedness that she’ll keep posting to try to amplify this…

I dig it.

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2018

26

Apr

Elsie Hewitt Instagrammer Tits of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt better known as @elsie – verified instagram user, creator, contributer, big titty who puts her big titties out there, because titties are apparently allowed on instagram when you’re not an account called @drunkenstepfatherdotcom posting them…

She’s apparently a “signed” model, she’s got a 450k following like she matters…and she does matter because she’s got them tits…that she puts out on her instagram which is probably why she’s got 450k followers seeing as there are a shit ton of perverts out there…and I’m one of them.

Keep on aspiring girl…keep that dream alive..whilst looking facetuned as fuck…it’s the way of the people you know…