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2018

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I forget 90 percent of things I see that I figure are worth documenting on this site, things that are likely more interesting than what I actually write, because I see and get annoyed by a lot of things on the regular…my brain just can’t remember them long enough to make any sense of it….

One thing I forget is that many years ago I pitched some TV producer a TV show called BLIND MARRIAGE which was exactly what you’d expect it to be….two people go on a date, and are asked whether they are willing to get married at the end of their date, and if so, they get documented in their marriage, proving that getting married to a stranger is as effective as marrying a high school sweetheart..you know to make you realize the sham that is marriage…by milking the experiences of morons who act up on camera for TV because it’s the whole point of their existence….it is the American Dream, you can see it every where, from drunk party sluts out of control, taking selfies, to all the girls who seem to be in all the bikinis all of the time….

It would of worked, but it was rejected, but the other day I was at a girl I met off the internet’s house for some butt sex and in our minutes of getting to know each other before the butt sex, we watched some tv and I saw that it exists as a show, 10 years later, ripped off from some Norwegian show, and someone, probably a lot of people got rich off the idea I had but didn’t get rich off….because that’s the kind of loser I am…

Go into your MONDAY…remembering to not bother trying because the world doesn’t want you to succeed and if you do try…and write up a little pitch and send it to a few people…it won’t go anywhere…so just fucking get drunk and stop trying…

That’s some motivational speech for you…and Here are some morning links…

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David Schwimmer Chews Matt Leblanc’s Food for Him
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Russian Pop Slut
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David Copperfield Reveals His Scam Trick in Court
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Victoria Beckham’s Mangled Injected Face is hot…
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Girl Falls on Her Face in a Bar – Upskirt…
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Road Rage Incident Turns into a Full Blown Accident
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PACKAGE THIEF GETS BUSTED!
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Dutch Church Bells Plat Avicii Somg…
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People Breaking Laws…
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Anna Faris thinks Divorce Sucks
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Drunk Driving – Citizens Arrest
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Walrus Training…I Assume This is How Amy Schumer Got a Career….
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2018

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just realized that I didn’t post my steplinks…

Was it a 420 Blaze? The excitement of legalization in Canada and now the USA? Who knows…

Was it Barbara Bush’s death leaving me a half mast?

It was probably all the PTSD from AVICII dying….then Verne Troyer…in what may have been a murder suicide…or just a sad double suicide…totally unrelated…what do I know other than that I genuinely felt bad for Verne Troyer, the overpaid DJ, who cares…but the exploited comedy punchline to Mike Myers with a broken soul…for whatever reason…like he didn’t have it bad enough….

It is actually because I am a lazy fuck…who doesn’t pay attention to anything…but trying to drink as successfully as possible…just not as successful as those other two drinkers…because they had drive for their craft…so much that they are dead, and I fail at all things including failing…but I like to believe it’s cuz I have more stepLINKS to post…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Grandparent Pregnancy of the Day
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Kim Garner Hot at Coachella
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Selena Gomez – Slutty
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Verne Troyer – Dead
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David Copperfield Court Ordered to Reveal MAgic Trick
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Liz Moss Twerks for Scientology
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Sara Sampaio Wet Nipples on Instagram
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Riley Keough – Nipples
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Flying Cement Lip….
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Twitch Streamer and her Big Tits
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Baywatch Actress Who Never Was…
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Taylor Swift’s Stalker is Hlarious
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Kanye Releasing Two Albums
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Beyonce Performing at Church
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Idiot Does Backflips in Random Places for Youtube Fame
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Backflip Over Parked Car
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The 91 Operator of the DAy
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Google Always Listens
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Annalynne McCord Instagram Round Up
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Steve Harvey – SLUT SHAMER
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Avicii Dead NEws
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Woody ALlen has a Suporter!
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Frat’s Racist / Sexist Initiation Video
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Woman Starts Fight – Instant Regret
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Avril Lavigne is a BIG GIRL
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Ariel Winter Getting Ice Cream Cuz She’s Fat
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Carol Alt in a Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner in beverly Hills
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ WHolesome
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Jennifer Aniston – Old as Fuck
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Olivia Holt Looks like a Creepy Disney Creation
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Some Bailee Madison also looks like a Creepy Disney Creation
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Paula Abdul Dressed like an Orphan…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pussy Eating at the Bar
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The Number 1 Sign You’ve Gone Too Far
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Hot as Fuck Slutty Selfies
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SO MANY SLUTS – NOT ENOUGH TIME!
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Two Naked Chicks Together in Bed
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Beach PUSSY!
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My Friend Porn Chick Carter Cruise and her Extreme ORgasms
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Naked CHick and Her Bolt On
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I have 2 Vaginas..
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Huge Monster Tits on Lorna Morgan
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Hot Tits – Rub One Out
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Naked Alisa and her Insane Hot Body
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Some Hot Amateur Meat…
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Cam Girl in the Bath…
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Masturbating Girl of the Day
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Kim Fox – Gets Naked
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Half Naked in Public Babe
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Asshole Dildoed.
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2018

20

Apr

Pure Kana CBD Celebrates 420 with Us of the Day

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We have partnered up with Serial Entrepreneur CODY ALT , who just launched a CBD company, and is the mastermind behind PURE KANA …you best source for Quality and Affordable Health and Wellness Products made from CBD….THIS IS THE GOOD GOOD STUFF!!!

Something that I think is pretty fucking important in the world, because I don’t believe in a world where the health benefits of a plant can’t be maximized, because the plant is illegal on the federal level, while pharmaceuticals, made in labs for evil billion dollar companies are celebrated…..

CBD based on a bunch of studies I’ve seen and people I know who are all for CBD, use CBD, say CBD has changed their life, are convinced that CBD helps them with Anxiety, Stress, Chronic Pain, all things that we are all affected by and you don’t get HIGH in the process…purely functional…to help you live your best life…

You can get CBD from Pure Kana in a bunch of forms, to cater to your needs or how you like to ingest your vitamins….they come in CAPSULES , amazing GUMMIES , the OILS and even in a TOPICALS ….

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2018

20

Apr

More 420 Celebration of 420 Babes the Day

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In case you don’t read the site, it is 420 and I like Girls who Smoke…

It’s just an interesting culture of people sitting around as lazy as me being nice and relaxed…..which is something I can relate to as someone who is pretty much half dead…

I believe in Cannabis as a plant, I’m not some activist, I am not even a smoker…

But I figure it’s important to post pics of babes getting their smoke on, with the plant to get through to some of you anti-cannabis weirdos….you know to make it more acceptable…that to get with something natural…isn’t a bad thing…

Here’s some Babes Getting their 420 On….and remember all my 420 Content is sponsored by the good people at PURE KANA CBD so head Over there and Get What you Need!!!

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2018

20

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Looking Amazing for 420 of the Day

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The good people at @EATS.CHANNEL produce the last of the content I like to see…of hot chicks being hot…with food…or whatever…the may or may not remind you of the amazing videos that Carl’s Jr used to put together…or that may remind you of Mens Magazines of the 90s….in what you may consider a Dying Art Form….of women based content with women looking hot…for men to watch and celebrate, not because we are perverts…but because women are amazing…we are feminists…we love women…stop making us out to be creeps.

Ireland Baldwin is a the daughter of a couple of VERY FAMOUS people, who basically gave her a real challenge to make a name for herself…

I had a lot of hope for her when she was just coming up, I really believed she would breaj through and be hot, interesting…but she’s had her struggles….

Her cousin moved in, stole her hype, while this one got big, got dark, got weird….

But today….TODAY…she’s out in these 420 Themed videos looking better than fucking ever, hotter than ever, she looks LEGITIMATELY hot…the way she should look.

So there is HOPE FOR HER….keep up the good work IRELAND….I am a believer again….I am won the fuck over again….

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2018

20

Apr

A 420 Celebration of Topless 420 Babes the Day

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It is the biggest day in WEED

It’s 420 you fucking hippies, you fucking stoners, you weirdos, but you probably already knew that, you’re likely parked outside your old college ready to get down with the students, even though you graduated 20 years ago, because that’s just the kind of living the glory days lame as fuck, weird motherfucker you are…

I do not smoke weed, I do not celebrate 420, but I love women who do…they are cool, laid back and a good time….

I also believe FIRMLY in the medicinal properties of the plant, of nature, from natured…and I truly believe it is insane that a plant can be illegal, that has no major side effects, yet huge pharma can create pills in labs out of chemicals tested on animals to fix problems by causing other problems….basically poisoning yourself.

I believe that there is so much good the Cannabis plant can do for the world….

Beyond instagram girls being Girls who Smoke hashtags…but I’m all for the girls who smoke hashtag too…because I’m a pervert and so are you….

Here are some babes with weed for 420…because it is 420…

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2018

20

Apr

Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato Dyke it Down at the Stripclub of the Day

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Demi Lovato is this famous for who the fuck knows why, but we can assume it has to do with Disney exploiting her at a young age…

While Bella Thorne is famous for pretty much the same reason, two stage parented, wild and crazy Disney Kids, who were coddled, made money, aimed to please their families, before having some mental lapse or rebellion….

Two peas in the same exploitative pod…

And they continue the scandal, the hype, the attention seeking you’d expect from two Disney Kids, by going to what I guess is a strip club togehter…

You know, BFF each other, be weird together, be LESBIANS and GENDER NEUTRAL cuz it’s hype and in together…and MOOCH MOOCH MOOCH the paparazzi and fans who will buy into you and your bullshit together…

This is some straight manipulative scamming that I only want to see when there is more scissoring…

Lesbianism, especially when pop, is so boring…

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2018

20

Apr

Bella Hadid Cameltoe of the Day

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Sometimes I feel amazed that society embraces certain things as fact…or certain trends…or certain social norms that I don’t consider to make any fucking sense…but that the general population thinks makes sense thanks to being marketed to aggressively…

But then I remember the world is filled with a bunch of half retard groupie idiots, who are really just that, fucking idiots…

So people like Bella Hadid being unanimously accepted as a hot chick, a model chick, celebrated and paid, despite already being rich in a perpetuate these idiots more than we should….surprises me because she’s ugly…but reminds me that the people are easy to convince things you just have to tell them enough…or convince people they believe in to hype them up….in what we call the FYRE FESTIVAL of a model…just straight bunk garbage..

Here are her shorts eating her pussy like they were one of her black boyfriends who I guess banged her out hard enough to be able to fit things like shorts in her vagina…especially when the paparazzi are there to watch…

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2018

20

Apr

Paige Jimenez Naked of the Day

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PAIGE JIMENEZ is apparently from Master Chef –

She’s Naked…

I don’t know what that says about her cooking, but I do know when naked we can just order in girl…you don’t need to do that whole getting down in the kitchen and making us all a meal…we can focus on other things…like you being naked…

I like this….whoever she is…I’m sold.

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2018

20

Apr

Nicki Minaj Fake Tits and Ass of the Day

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I forgot about Nicki Minaj …I wonder if I actively forgot about Nicki Minaj or if I just sort of never gave a fuck about Nicki Minaj and stopped listening to the radio to hear her stupid raps being shoved down my throat like I was part of the #MeToo movement…raped by pop culture I want nothing to do with..

But if you’re looking for your Nicki Minaj update…apparently she still exists, still is trying, has taken her role as Nicki Minaj that she created in acting class seriously…and is still doing it…thank god for that right…what would we do without a fucking hack like this shoving her big fake tits out there to the world…I mean I guess we could turn to instagram and find countless other girls doing the EXACT same thing as her…and they’d be less annoying about it.

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