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2018

20

Apr

Lara Stone is Topless in Vogue of the Day

I remember when Lara Stone first went viral…it was the 1800s, I think the automobile was being refined and almost ready to introduce to the world, in what would turn out to be both the most convenient yet most polluting invention of all time…roadways were build, Highways, Fast Food Drive In, communities, suburbs…the COMMUTE…

She’s so fucking old…but still getting topless…it’s weird, but not as weird as the fact that she tried to sue me once…for posting pics of her clothed…making her a total fucking cunt, enemy of the site, and a person who I will still post when topless because ultimately I don’t care about being sued, or hated, or noticed, or these people…I just celebrate their tits.

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2018

20

Apr

McKayla Maroney Tits of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney is doing the rounds, meeting up with the media, talking about the years of abuse she endured when she was an Olympian, and the whole thing makes total fucking sense to me…

I remember when she just finished the olympics, she had some level of fame, was still underage and the perverts of the world…so many fucking perverts were sexualizing her…so many people were sexualizing her…it was before the whole MeToo thing…

I used to say, this girl knew what was up, she was like a victim of abuse of a dirty coach and I was right…

Not that I can spot abused women, but when a girl is 17 and putting up pics of her ass for a bunch of American perverts pretending to be patriotic and supporting their Gymnastics team….you motherfuckers should have paid more attention and got her help.

That said, here are her tits for social media as she comes out of the woodwork…again…to promote herself, draw attention to a bad man, tell her story, who knows…but I do know it’s your American Duty to stare…

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2018

20

Apr

Julianne Hough Leggings of the Day

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Whenever I watch Julianne Hough…not that I ever watch Julianne Hough…it’s not like I park outside her house in a van, or that I’ve paid her pool guy or maid to install hidden cameras, I live in fucking Canada, I don’t even know where this Julianne Hough lives, I’m assuming LA, I mean why else would the paparazzi have so many pics of her, it’s not like she actually matters that much….I digress.

When I see Julianne Hough…I think about the incest with her dancing brother, you know because they are from some weird religious cults, and incest is one of those things that happens in religious cults….but more interestingly…I think about Ryan Seacrest, her public boyfriend, who she dated…and who I know first hand account dirty stories of…like real dirty stories of…and that I can assume can be applied to this one…you know good little religious girls are never so religious….

I remember hooking up with a weirdo catholic chick years many years ago…and she was fucking crazy…fucking Jesus statues to defy her mom and shit…while Mormon..that’s a whole other pile of shit…if you’ve ever seen Mormon underwear…you’ll know what I mean…

No more Mormon underwear for this Julianne Hough…would make her leggins fitness ass look bad…can’t have that…this is Hollywood yo.

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2018

20

Apr

Chanel West Coast is the Worst of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage….

An MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember….based on the life of Rob Dyrdek or some nonsense….

Only to become a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs…

Good times…I guess..

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2018

20

Apr

Ashanti is Unemployed & Still Thick of the Day

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Earlier in the week I confused Ashanti for Aaliyah and I was called a racist by at least one person / the only person who reads this site….

He said “Not all song and dance women of color are the same person”….to which I responded “But I heard all the male actors of color were played by Denzel Washington, can’t the same be true about forgotten R&B singers of the 90s…couldn’t it be an Andy Kaufman / Elvis situation….where aaliyah and Ashanti are the same person”….they still haven’t responded…but I anxiously await..

In the meantime…Ashanti has figured out the complicated dynamic of Instagram…”POST BIKINI PICS”….and she’s doing it..

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2018

20

Apr

Naked Woman on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

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Canadian Bouncer Sucker Punches Drunk

Car Crash in Texas

Tag Team Theft….

Terrible Fucking Parenting

Driver Helps Old Lady Cross the Street

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2018

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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TODAY IS THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF THE YEAR FOR STONERS NEAR AND FAR….and funny enough, it’s not just for High School Kids you hate because they are smoking out your dog walk…thanks to falling into the trend of 420….it’s also for old fucks because Weed is legal pretty much everywhere, everyone smokes weed, parents smoke with kids, kids smoke with parents, and the whole thing is crazy…

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The House Where Michelle Pfeiffer Fucks Horses…
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German Chick of the Day the Day
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Skanks in the Desert
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GLOW Season 2 Trailer
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Little Kid Unlocks Himself from Car
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Drag Queen and her Dead Uber Driver….
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Girl Experiences Instant Karma
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Hockey Players Try Smelling Salts
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Texas Cop Almost Blowed Up
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Get Real Fucking Relaxed But Don’t Be a Bill Cosby
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2018

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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They did a study and it turns out 50 percent of women don’t realize they have a Pee hole an egg hole and a shit hole and by they, I mean I did a study by asking as many girls as I could in the park, most of whom were elderly ladies, whether they knew they had three holes and none of them seemed to know, so I volunteered to how them their three holes, and that is when I realized that even old ladies are partaking in the #MeToo movement, and I’m some kind of predator pervert for talking pussy with pussy in the park…

Fucking fascists….

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Charlize Theron Hates Fat People…
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Chantal Jeffries – Mangled Face in Tight Clothes
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Slutty Aubrey O’Day…..
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Relax – Buy CBD
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Jenny Mollen Skinny and Naked
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Time’s Most Influential Person you Never Heard Of..
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Stripper Dance of the Day
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Tumbleweed VS Suburb…
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Shipping a Nuclear Warhead….
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Michelle Pfeiffer Estate
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Semi Truck Nearly Flips
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Kate Upton – Big and Disgusting in Lingerie
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Texts With Jennifer Lawrence…..
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Two Hot Babes Naked in Playboy
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Dude Eats a very Old Military Ration…
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PRINCE IS DEAD
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Arianna Grande – Remains Obnoxious
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Some Chick Named Emilia in Berlin
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Chloe Sims has Nipples
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Car Crash Ballet…
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Texas Cop Nearly Blown the Fuck Up
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Ladies Who Hate Taylor Swift..
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Brooke Burke Looking for the Paparazzi
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All the Sluts at Coachella
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Sienna Miller Getting Taxi
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Some Slut Named Colbie Smulders
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Charlize Theron at an Event with her Tits
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Liz Olsen and her Cleavage
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Madison Beer Showing Off her Legs
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All the Sluts at Coachella Week 1 for Coachella Week 2
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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cam Show has a Shitty Turn of Event
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Big Tits Blowing Smoke on Pussy
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Artistic Nude Photos of Babes
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We Think She’s Had Too Much Sex…
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Couple Busted – Public Sex
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Naked Girl by the Water
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Hot Amateur Babe
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How Does Sexual Consent Work?
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Cumshot Cuties is a Thing
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Some Girls are More Talented than Others
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Girls Masturbating Together because Life
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Hot Redhead with Awesome Tits
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Naked Busty Greek Girl
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Sex Selfies are the Best Thing Ever
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BUSH OF THE DAY
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Zoey Taylor in Lingerie
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Playmate with the Hot Ass
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Fat Guy VS Hot Chick…
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Very Hot Cam Girl Cam Girlng
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Skype Show with her Hairbrush
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2018

19

Apr

Madelaine Petsch in a Bikini of the Day

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Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…

Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…or wherever the fuck she’s on Vacation now that the Riverdale show is done filming Season 2, something I have a feeling the executives at Riverdale did not expect to have happen, because if you’ve seen Riverdale and I have, you will know that the shit is so badly written, that it makes zero fucking sense, that is hardly compelling, at least not to an old pervert with a bit of a brain, sure it’s liquor soaked, waterlogged, half retarded brain, but clearly one far more sophisticated than the half retard, ADHD, kid addicted to porn who I assume they target in the show, who watches the show, who has made the show a hit….I blame a lack of hot chicks, as this one is the only hot one, and looking at her in a bikini is totally uneventful, because maybe women are just uglier than they used to be…the fake faces and all make them ugly…maybe the hot chick on TV is just a myth…social media a lie..the face filters and shit make them lazy…because I’m not impressed…

The hot chick from a well marketed and well distributed show…half naked…not looking hot…I feel so lied to…and no wonder this pop filled, garbage eating, flimsy generation….is so fucking confused about everything, including their own genders…it’s because marketers and producers are fucking lazy…

It’s the era of access to the most information, the most art, the most knowledge, the most porn, the most everything…yet the shit that works is Memes that a half retard would understand…..

Step it up people….and by step it up…I mean…pull down them bikini bottoms Cherry Blossom…and show us the gateway to your soul.

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2018

19

Apr

Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….