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2018

18

Apr

Ariel Winter Got Them Titties On of the Day

Ariel Winter is a huge star, literally, she’s really fucking big….and not just in her breast reduced tits that keep growing tits, but pretty much across the fucking board.

She hits the gym, but proves that despite having trainers, you can out-eat your workout….which I think is a great legacy or message to give her fan base, a fan base I assume includes a bunch of perverts who watch Network TV and saw her grow up in front of their very pervert eyes, because Network TV, despite what Network TV tells you, is something that only old people and white trash fuck with, the rest of us are onto streaming, and Ariel Winter, hasn’t really diverted from her Modern Family existence, it’s probably a good existence to have, while no one is knocking down her door to make her the next big thing in entertainment….she’s pretty much typecast and when this show ends..she’s just live off the fat, the money she’s banked, eventually becoming 400 pounds, dying at 35, forgotten…

But until then, here she is putting out some titty for attention, to sexualize herself and her troll face thanks to us loving tits…it works….even if she doesn’t…but her tits do…they just keep on growin…creepy horror movie plot…attack of the vampire tits…you can cut them off but they keep growing back.

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2018

18

Apr

Halle Berry Tits Out For Instagram of the Day

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Halle Berry brought her tits to instagram because when you’re a shameless celebrity from an era before social media, when celebs weren’t allowed to interact with the people, to keep that wall between them and us, to increase their allure, exclusivity and price, you’re still a shameless celebrity…meaning…if she came up in this era, she’d be the nude shoot girl like Rat Cow, she just didn’t have to be because she had a team and was sitting at the right table, because Hollywood needed a black women they could trust and relate to, because Halle Berry was raised white….

So when she won an Oscar and cried, and the black people celebrated, I thought to myself how racist and pandering the whole thing was, that she may have darker skin than white people, her connection to black people was zero…non existent…other than maybe that she didn’t have a father…you know what I mean…

So their answer to Oscar So White, inclusivity, diversity, the same shit they are pulling now, was using some WHOOPIE, black on the outside, white on the inside…but hot…with hot tits…and I was a fan..

Her at 50, not quite her getting fucked in that Billy Bob movie, but still something…

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2018

18

Apr

Kate Upton Cameltoe of the Day

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I like to think that Kate Upton is one of the first plus sized models who had the balls to pretend that she wasn’t plus sized, possibly because she was getting paid hefty, or maybe because she didn’t realize she was hefty, despite anyone having seen her in a bikini knew that those fat tits at 19, were soon going to be a fat everything, and that her life would be her fighting with being fat, pretending she’s not fat, but if she’s lucky the tits were so big and impressive, despite being sloppy and gross, that they would carry her for a few years in the eyes and heart of the American Man…and I guess it did..

I never found her hot, I always called her fat, people would actually get mad at that and call me a faggot, despite me thinking fucking fat chicks is more of a faggot thing to do, because they don’t know the difference between hot chick or gay chick, they just know they don’t like what they got their dick inside….not to mention this is the internet and I’m not here to look at fucking pigs, big tits or not, I want to top tier pussy in photos, getting paid…it’s part of the fantasy…the same way you perverts have your fetish videos on porn tube sites…my fetish is girls who aren’t fucking pigs…

Either way, fat Kate Upton, trying to not be fat, is so hungry that even her pussy’s getting a mouth full…eat up…yum.

Even her dog’s like “Wtf is this bitch onto”..

HEre’s the monster in lingerie – because that’s what she’s good for…

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2018

18

Apr

Kimberley Garner Tits of the Day

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Kim Garner is some hot UK fame whore who was on some UK Reality Show and got an ego, thinking she was relevant, or important, or capable of making it in America, so she made the move to the USA, got her Work Visa because of her ability to be on a reality show in the UK, and maintain being someone no one gives a fuck about, even though she is half naked all the time and has a hot body….

You know trying to live the USA dream, the make it in America dream….doing things like COACHELLA, fucking rich guys, going to trendy events for the paparazzi…it’s the UK whore dream…just ask Rita Ora…

I mean here’s a caption to a shameless bikini post on social media to generate some buzz, scandal, PR hustle for Kim Garner, who no one gives a fuck about….

For all the gossip, no I have not had a boob job, and no I have not had a butt job! (Which still comes as a very weird concept to me) Woman’s body’s change, sometimes I’m a little chubbier and sometimes too skinny, it’s just natural and so important to love our body’s, whatever the phase – but thanks for all the gossip I have heard over the past year, it has really made me laugh ps I have been learning some butt exercises, will make a video, incase you want a ‘fake’ butt 😉

This girl is trying hard…and she’s not looking as good ass she used to..I guess that happens when they get old…here she is at some event…

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2018

18

Apr

Olivia Wilde Tits Out of the Day

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I used to hate on Olivia Wilde because I thought of her as some entitled rich kid from the UK, some pretentious cunt, who changed her name from Cockburn to Wilde for marketing purposes, but then I saw her in a few movies and her characters didn’t win me over, I generally hate all actors, especially over hyped actors, or people like Olivia Wilde who the media seem to position as hot, despite being some mom aged mom….who is a mom….with that dude Jason Sudeikis who is rumored to be the baby daddy of January Jones’ daddy-less kid, which is just way too much 40 year old, boring Hollywood people, when I’m only here for the tits.

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2018

18

Apr

Casilda Gonzalez is naked of the Day

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I don’ think this is the same CASILDA GONZALEZ

But I do know that the actual Casilda Gonzalez, the one naked in these pictures, who I guess is just trying to make a name for herself doing these “editorial” or “creative” shoots…in efforts to generate some buzz for herself the right way…

She’s pretty fucking naked, not much more to this storyline for me….other than that she’s pretty fucking naked, and if that isn’t putting in the right amount of selling yourself to the media, stripping down for the media, pretending it is empowering and not shameless….you know because the naked body is nothing to be ashamed of…but to me is something that is sacred and best shared with deserving people rather than given away for free, or for a brand…it’s whoring…

But that’s just my opinion, and I’m not complaining, cuz I like whoring whores..without them, I’d never see naked girls.

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2018

18

Apr

Madison Beer’s Big Tits of the Day

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I love that I reduce these people to their tits, while all they want or say that they want is that they are not reduced to just their tits, in a “I am more than just tits Patriarchy, stop objectifiying me….oh but here are my tits, look at my tits, I’ve got tits, stare at my tits”….while I know in my core that I am only interested in their tits, that people who follow them or care about them only care about their tits, unless those people are 12 year old girls who haven’t realized that tits are the most important thing about a famewhore…but instead buy into their bullshit….while even their own stage parent mom fixated on their tits to get the whole family ahead…

Well here are the tits…Madison Beer, Youtuber and Aspiring Titty Star tits…

Here’s a video:

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2018

18

Apr

Nereyda Bird’s Great Tits of the Day

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Nereyda Bird is a reminder that I don’t post enough amazing black women and their amazing black tits…not because I am a racist..I fucking love hot black women..they are the racist ones who don’t have sex with me…at least that’s what I assume since I’ve never had sex with black women…or really that many white women…it’s gotta be a racist thing, and non inclusive thing, it can’t be that I am intolerable, it must be some intangible aspect of who I am that turns them off…fat shaming, Mexican, who fucking knows….but it can’t be me…that’s the logic I’ve learned from the 20 year old Social Justice Warriors with their “Thanks for Participating” Gangbang attnetion college kids who are walking hypocrisy…

That said, Nereyda Bird can be seen on instagram here follow her tits, make her the next Em Rat Cow….with more flavor, more energy, more eagerness, more excitement, and more effort because she’s got all kinds of extra work to put into proving herself and making a name for herself because she’s got that black cieling in the way…

KEEP THEM TITS COMING….

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2018

18

Apr

Ali Michael Tits of the Day

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Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She knows that at 28, she better call on all her friends, all her favors, all she can to really solidify herself and her position in the world…because being under 25 and dicking around on your model money is fine, but 30…that shit is terrifying for a model…so it’s time to pull up those hipster socks, and get as naked as she can is as many high profile things that she can…

Cool kid out there making cool kid moves..