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2018

17

Apr

Bella Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is annoying and here’s her pussy dance…to distract you from how annoying she is…

The Disney Kid, who leveraged her Disney Kid fame, that she can thank her estranged mother who prostituted her to the media and execs at Disney for setting her up with a future of success of being a clickbait, social media, half naked, vine star without VINE, despite being what all the Vine Stars aspired to be, Disney Kids, and she’s created a small little empire based on that alone..

It’s the social media star who posts slutty content – who was already a maintream star and was able to use that to be the social media star – and who still get mainstream jobs like a mainstream star – despite being a social media star – the lesser quality if star…

The whole thing is weird, but she wore a see through outfit to Coachella and I’m ok with that..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn..

You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”…

Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Bella Hadid is just trying to live her best life..

She’s clearly some identity crisis weirdo with who has a complex…and you would be too if you grew up looking like the ugly mess that she is, surrounded by a vapid model mother who was in denial about how ugly her troll daughter looked, and a father who fucked all the models, mainly low level sugar babies, who are actually hookers, but have modeling agencies not escort agencies….because they are classy….

Only thanks to marketing, and the lie that is the internet, and idiot people at brands, she’s managed, even with that ugly face, to be relevant…an actual hired model, getting paid for her social media campaigns like an actual model, despite not really doing anything, or being that hot…

So of course, she’d post a topless pic, showing off the fake tits on instagram..why wouldn’t she….it’s a celebration of her multiple wins that are thanks to a lazy public who have no idea what is good or bad, hot or not, they just know what they are told.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Aubrey O’Day is Nude of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is nude because of course she is…she’s got the interest of the people again and that’s so important to a fame whore who loves attention and who doesn’t want to admit that she was barely a one hit wonder thanks to fucking Diddy, his reality show…and slowly getting fat when Danity Kane expired…because despite being the only one in Danity Kane you remember, you racist, this fake titty trashcan wanted more….she even dated one of the Jersey Shore dudes before his comeback tour to try to get it..despite having gone black for so many years…she moved her way back into the scene via GUIDO..

Point being…she’s showing off her floaters she’s always had in her pool, the floaties that we want to see, despite not caring about Aubrey O’Day or the fact that plastic surgery is less invasive and she can look like a bigger porno whore than she used to…

I’m just surprised this nude pic isn’t gaping asshole…you know as she angles Don Jr Trump Jr to help her in her quest to be the next Stormy Daniels…

I am a fan…and you should be too…she’s an American hero…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Iggy Azalea Cultural Appropriation Titties of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is on the hustle to remind you that white girls may not be able to rap, but if they get a fake enough ass and a bullshit backstory, she can sure as hell pretend that she can rap, and thanks to the moron population they believe it, buy into it, go to her show and give her lots of money to pay for more Ass injections…so that she can keep up her lie…and keep the black guys interested in her…because with them she can have even more legitimacy…as an Australian actress on some Margot Robbie shit, doing this Iggy Azalea character and taking it to whatever top she’s the top off…

It’s not hot to me, it’s terrifying, but it’s what all the instagram girls are looking like…jacked the fuck up.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Booty of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence should wear brighter colored bikinis so that she doesn’t get confused as a whale before going out into the ocean on a paddleboard to work on her core, in what we can assume will be more of a laying on the paddleboard and trying not to engage any muscles, unless she sees some sea food that she can dive down and eat because she loves to eat….

The face is that this Iskra Lawrence chick was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, so she figure let it out, get fat, and pretend you’re body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….

Basically exploitative of fat people, the black face of black people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to get out there, put themselves out there, even the loud obnoxious ones…because they are ashamed of being fat…

While a skinny girl who got fat can see it as the novelty act that it is..

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Sandra Kubicka Naked of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is some fake tits I follow on Social Media….because that is the whole point of instagram…Follow them Sluts…who get naked and half naked….

A slutty hot bodied Polish chick who lives in Miami with her famous and rich DJ boyfriend who recently proposed to her…and I know this all from Social Media, even though I have no idea who she is, but I do see her nude photoshoot LIKE THIS….

My brain is filled with a whole pile of fucking nonsense, and her tits, likely filled with implants…and face filled with injections….Eastern European sex work who has got her a rich guy proposing…good hustler living the good life.

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2018

17

Apr

Ashanti Thickness of the Day

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Hey Look it’s Ashanti…

I guess she’s on some Andy Kaufman, Elvis, Tupac shit…where people think she died in a plane crash in the Bahamas on one of their jumper planes….but is in fact alive and half naked..

Because that’s how compelling Social Media is…it sucks all these people who staged their deaths to come out of the woodwork and famewhore again…

That Zuckerberg knows how to manipulate motherfuckers and speak to their core ego…

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Pervert of the Day Squirts Something on a Woman’s Pants to Feel her Up and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Getting a Physical

Marathon Runner Takes a Pee

Bear Brings out a Surprise of the Day

Street Crosser of the Day

The People VS Starbucks

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that the new bro, the new mainstream, the frat boy loser bro, is into the dot com billionaire, bio-hacking, kettlebell workouts, microdosing, ketogenic diets, posting topless selfies of themselves to show off their workouts while learning about it in Podcasts by the same group of Tony Robbins rip off artists…

Because these people, the mainstream are too busy doing squats to read blogs, but listening to podcasts while they excel at life being alphas…is where it’s at…

Leaving me alone, with a blog, without a podcast…

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