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2023

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The writer’s strike taught me one thing….the people who write the content we consume, who shape the world through their pop culture content creation, are some of the lamest, weakest, nerdy, estrogen filled, fucks….who don’t deserve to be the voice of a generation…..or are actually terrifying that they are a voice of a generation or influence a generation, which is probably why everyone is a retarded medicated freak…

Earlier today, I saw a girl doing the most insane choreographed dance in the park for her cellphone, which as we all know is because the online persona they’ve created, or the cred they get online is more valuable than their humiliating themselves in real life.

I take issue with that, because I believe your online cred should be anonymous and separate to your real life, it’s just the way anonymous trolls like to live….

I also think that acting like an asshole doing a dance routine should never be acceptable behavior, no matter what theatre school you went to, so whenever the opportunity presents itself….I stare…..

I stare at them hard, with intention, so that they know they are being judged, or watched…I don’t screen obscenities at them, because they are soft, weak, internet people in real life and I don’t want to get arrested for a hate crime….I just watch until they feel the shame they are SUPPOSED to feel, retreating back into their loser nerd shell, no matter how short their shorts are, and no matter how much of their lower ass I can see….I stare until they fucking stop….

I see it as doing my part to save the fucking world, I know, I’m a hero but letting them know that the people watching them on the internet are creeps, and so are the people watching them in person, so be less fucking gay with the dancing, do it in private from the comfort of your home, none of us want to see that shit you losers.
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Britney Spears – Knife Dance
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Kylie Jenner’s Keyhole at Fashion Week!
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Inside NBA All Star Carmelo Anthony’s House!
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Kara Del Toro Does Double Denim!
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Pavel Polyarnick 2023
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TBT: Mouse Jumps Into Fryer Whataburger
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Man Rides Race Wheels Roller Skates Through New York City
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Demi Moore Nipple Slip in Paris!
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5 Skateboards to Get You Rollin!
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Ronaldo’s Girl Georgina Rodriguez to Celebrate Al-Nassr’s Hype!
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Compilation Of Completely Random Fails And More
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Nude and Tattooed Model by the Sea
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Zara Larsson’s Daring Style: Braless and Bold, Revealing Sexy Pokies!
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Pufferfish Puffs Up In Hand
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15 Plumbers Reveal Simple Things That You Should Know That Can Prevent A Lot Of Problems
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Emily Ratajklowski’s First Class Selfies!
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Car Rams Into A Petrol Pump, Barely Avoids A Massive Accident
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Ashanti Big Tits on a Boat
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Roselyn Sanchez Slight Nip Slip and Upskirt on TikTok!
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Car Prank On Mom Ends In A Very Funny Way
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Special Bond With That Horse
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That’s all you need to wake up and start your day strong
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New Zealand Pole Vaulter
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Running Essentials
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Selena Gomez Gets Glam!
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Scammer Gets Angry Agetting Caught
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Lily Allen Nips Outside the Duke Of York Theatre!
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Emma Carpenter College Golf Star!
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Sarah Hyland & Wells Adams – Dinner at La Peer Hotel in West Hollywood
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Alexandra Shipp See Through to Nipples at Paris Fashion Week!
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2023

29

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Gone Through a Time Machine Of the Day

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About 20 years ago, I made a bet with a friend that in my lifetime I’d fuck Christina Aguilera, assuming that she was a one hit wonder who would be turning tricks after running out of money, or someone in an institution after being mentally beat up and traumatized in being a starlet at a young age…..I am no longer friends with that person, but I figure I’ll keep the bet going because there is a chance this will all still collapse for her and my bullshit plans will come to fruition…I’m not saying it’ll be a good time, or her at her prime, that’s long gone, it’s just to say it could happen….and it might…

About 15 years ago Christina Aguilera got fat, looked disgusting, basically a bloated monster version of herself….which was the last I saw of her because I hate fat chicks…but if I had to fuck one to win a bet I would….

And now, after all those years of obesity, she’s clearly got on the Diabetes weightloss drugs, or used some of her money for a chef and trainer, because bitch is looking like the big titty pin-up midget she clearly is trying to be….sure it’s a far cry from the tiny thing getting DIRRRTY, but the fake tits are still there, the ass has grown into it, and her big old mom gut is gone…like she’s met with a GENIE IN A BOTTLE who let her hit that time machine wish….cuz she rubbed it the right way…or maybe she just made a deal with the devil, the satanic symbolism on her dress would make me think that’s the more likely hustle..

She’s doing better than our girl DEAD BRITNEY

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2023

29

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In a world of fabric technologies, fashion design technologies, shapewear technologies, it can be hard to see what a girl’s pussy looks like through her tight pants, panties, shorts, etc….

Sure, you get an idea of what may be there, but we don’t live in a TRUE CRIME PODCAST and don’t have the time to do some fucking SCOOBY DOO investigations, or groundwork to figure this shit out….

Which is why the On/Off is important, we don’t need a RECON mission to see what LIES we are being told in the interrogation room that is our our minds when looking at a bitch in clothes….and my lazy mind appreciates that!

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2023

29

Sep

The Britney Spears Viral Half Naked Knife Dance Continues of the Day

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I guess I let all you losers down, because I didn’t jump on the Britney Spears dancing with knives video that’s become a meme.

I figure, Britney Spears as a concept is pretty fucking depressing, because the girl still feels very much in captivity and I’m not even sure it is the girl, just some body double playing the girl that they use as a distraction….

But the story is that she did some knife holding dance routine, that got the police called to do a wellness check all while being pantsless…which I guess is seemingly crazy, but hardly that fucking crazy when you factor in that this is Britney Spears, or the AR Filter that makes some random dude into Britney Spears for the sake of the internet, all dancing in front of a Green Screen in the same place she always dances from….because the actual Britney is dead…

This is a top level, trained super star, dancing awkwardly and producing the most bootleg content possible, just fuels the conspiracy that this ain’t no FREE BRITNEY at all…I’ll still look at her mom ass….

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2023

29

Sep

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t think that every chick who walks around braless, which is most chicks, are actually the annoying feminists, it’s a style choice…but I like to call them feminists to remind me of how funny, retarded, idiotic those modern day feminists are with their man hating, sex working, blue hair weirdness.

The good news is that more and more women seem to be finding god, falling back into more traditional roles, realizing that being a woman is something special and worth celebrating, and that all this feminism of trying to make women compete with men, or choose work over family, is a miserable, angry and shitty existence…

I saw this video of some feminists defending women by calling a dude who celebrates women a misogynist, I feel it’s relateable:

So there are still feminists, but they are too fucking fat and vile to be celebrated here, these are just braless chicks and I like bralessness, it makes going outside something to jerk off to without having to use too much of an imagination.

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2023

29

Sep

Madelyn Cline Almost Titty in a Weird Dress of the Day

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Madelyn Cline is a relatively hot 25 year old actress who I assume got her break on some show called Outer Banks, which I’ve never seen. She was also in the Knives Out follow-up movie, which I think I did see thanks to it being free…but that I don’t remember thanks to alcoholism, dementia and blocking that kind of poison out of my mind after I see it….

Her face in pretty interesting looking, like what kind of alien or breed of human is she, but her face looks like what Gigi Hadid wants her face to look like…you know, this is what she brings her face injection artists….

Her dress is pretty interesting, since it’s all revealing and shit, you can see her bottom of her tit, and her panties, because she’s not that bold to go pussy first into these media events….or maybe she’s just trying to keep it under wraps because it is currently being used by Pete Davidson as a fleshlight, since the illuminati have positioned him as some sort of PENIS humiliation ritual girls must crawl through to level their careers up….because you know that no one is fucking Pete Davidson unless it’s mandatory….sure he’s rich, maybe people find him funny, or they feel sorry for him for being part of the 9/11 Memorial storyline….a CRISIS ACTOR given actual ACTING jobs as an adult to thank him for his commitment to the cause…because even if they find him funny, or the bags under his eyes that make him look like a crackhead with AIDS, who probably does have AIDS, they’d rather save him for the friendzone than to let him upside them….

What I am saying is that her pussy stinks because of Pete Davidson, hence the charcoal padded panties in her revealing dress…

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2023

29

Sep

Fat Yasmine Bleeth Ain’t Donna D’Errico of the Day

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Yasmine Bleeth is aging gracefully…

The ex- big titty Baywatch alum, who dudes that weren’t into the Blonde bimbos with the fake tits of the show used to think was the hottest thing around, is aging gracefully….

If aging gracefully was looking like a 55 year old obese granny in middle America on disability, who just got her welfare check and is headed out to Walmart or Dollar General for some groceries that consist of cheese puffs and soda pop, but first she needs to stop at the fast food joint to really challenge her diabetes medication to ensure that she will infact lose that foot, in hopes of getting a bigger disability check down the line, all rocking a stained fat lady smock, which is what fat ladies used to wear before brands started marketing normal sized styles to them….making this an even better throwback because it feels like we’re looking at fat fucks in the 80s…

But at least she hasn’t got any BOTOX….ex coke slut turned food addict rotting in the least misleading way possible deserves to be celebrated!

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2023

29

Sep

Helena Christensen is Not Naked Enough of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, the Victoria’s Secret model you probably jerked off to as a teen, since she’s fucking old….who is also the founder of NYLON magazine and the girlfriend of Michael Hutchence, who apparently was jerking off to her Victoria’s Secret catalog pics when he was found auto-erotic asphyxiated, making her a KILLER pussy, at least 45 years ago…

Well, like most of these old, vain, vapid, model whores, who were from an era where they banged out dudes to get ahead, so they are less annoying than the entitled fake internet models with their handouts, all lazy and weak we deal with today.

So here she is bringing her EXPERIENCE to a magazine shoot, that isn’t as offensive as you’d expect from an old blown out pig…

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2023

29

Sep

Hailey Bieber’s Scary Face in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Hailey Bieber slipped into a tight brown dress for all you anal lovers who can’t handle the color brown because it taps into your reptile or primal brain and makes you cum yourself….

Which I am sure was her intention, because Bieber is the kind of rich kid, spoiled and entitled brat who you know says “Self Help” or “Self Care” bullshit like “Live with Intention”…or “Do Things with Intention”….you know the kind of idiot…

The fake as fuck model, who only got model work because the industry moved from actual models to chicks who hang with the Kardashian/Jenenrs…has a really ROUGH looking face..

I always thought she looked like Bieber…but now she looks like a living and breathing Caricature done down by the Boardwalk, that has come to life to eat our souls, in some premise for a horror movie I should write….because the audience is dumb enough to respond to my dumb writing, I can feel it.

She’s not in her self produced, misleading poses for instagram, because this is some paparazzi capture she can’t fake her way through….so it’s the more REAL deal…

The good news, tight short dress, because the big dopey head has a tight lean body, making her bobble head less of a clown show and more something to jerk off to…

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2023

29

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are always better when the pussy doesn’t smell like sea food gone bad….which the name Fishnet always makes me think of, just dirty old whores trying to have a good time after buying their lingerie at the drug store with their methadone money…

I realize that I should be thinking of naughty secretaries who still believe in the art of seducing people at the reception desk, even though they work from home…or the Latina Goth in fishnets, the pin-up girl in fishnets, the stripper in her mesh outfit, or even the Festival girl in the VIP room letting all the DJ cum drip out of her fishnets….which is a far better visual…since NOT all pussy smells like FISH, most doesn’t….I’d argue that the fish smell is really more of a fecal smell, or a dirty asshole smell, an OUTHOUSE with a chemical toilet smell than a fish smell..even dirty pussy that gives you UTIs, AIDS, STIs, or YEAST infections….

Here are some fishnets…

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