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2018

11

Apr

Brazilian singer Anitta in a Bikini of the Day

Who is this Anitta ….

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s got 27 million followers, because I guess instagram is big in Brazil…and she gets over 1,000,000 likes per picture….she matters…

Those numbers is the shit that all the american girls fucking dream of…the big hit, the fame and fortune that comes with instagram, and I guess they don’t factor in getting huge in another country as a tactic, because like this Anitta, the famous Brazilian singer, they too can be big in Brazil, or Turkey, or the Philippines, or India…because the sheer volume of perverts from those countries using the platform…because eventually, you’ll become an international star and America will take you under their wing because of that fame…like you were Shakira…or Rita Ora…or Margot Robbie..

America!

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2018

11

Apr

Camila Cabello Slutty on Stage of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some pregnant Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on and sent him back to FIDEL…

This Camila girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real made in their trailer park homes…real mad…

It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH, since she can’t sing and was a prop in their marketing, like she’s a prop in her marriage…because she’s so hungry and doesn’t have any energy for that…

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2018

11

Apr

Adriana Lima Fitness Fetish of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old and what looks like struggling, at least that’s the vibe I’ve got over the years while seeing her face injected face and thickness from being a 40 year old mom surface at the Victoria’s Secret fashion shows, that he still participates in and gets paid well to be in, all thanks to Victoria’s Secret knowing their analytics stats and seeing that this starlet, who they have really put a lot of mileage on after she sold her soul to them, is still converting a lot of sales, so keep her on board, she has no choice but to stick it out, and as she struggles to stay fit day in and day out, she stares at that pile of money she’s made, hating that model life….because she’s old and tired and just wants to tap out…but the handlers who made her won’t allow that…not until she does something bad for the brand like some racist shit, or fucking Bieber like Miranda Kerr…she continues….because she has no choice…

Modern Slavery Exists…This Struggle is Real.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2018

11

Apr

Dua Lipa in a Bra of the Day

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Who is DUA LIPA anyway?

That’s the real question people need to be asking themselves…because if there’s a girl performing in a bra, getting media hype, we have a right to know…WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW…

Luckily there’s this tool that tracks all your data called GOOGLE, who not only offers you curated selections of sites that pay them lots of money to give you that information, you see because GOOGLE is owned by shareholders who are keen on getting their corporate ventures the most love, killing off all the indy bloggers like WALMART did to stores…so you can go and see what they think of DUA LIPA…

And that very same Google owns this thing called YOUTUBE which is a video search engine where people google videos and see vidoes and follow videos…often times slutty videos…of young girls…that they jerk off to…but don’t tell those same SHAREHOLDERS that their ads are running next to teens in bikinis singing and dancing…that is Youtube’s secret with you…

Dua Lipa is one of their stars, a YOUTUBE girl with a billion views, that the mainstream is finally picking up on, even though she likely made more money on Youtube…cuz YOUTUBERS get paid yo.

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2018

11

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley proves one thing and that is that even when you are too old to get naked on that instagram thing that Facebook Evil Corporation runs in order to exploit all your data….you can still get naked enough on that instagram..it is good for the ego, gets you instant feedback, good for the personal brand…helps sell your products and gives the media something to talk about…without having to do much more than post seductively….

It’s a never too old to manipulate a system that you are presented with, especially when you have the work ethic and knowledge it took to manipulate the world in your favor long before instagram ever existed…

You know…the real stars, the brains, the money, the power…is finally moving in on this internet and staking a claim in it, something I remember being a 25 year old in 1995 thinking “when will the government shut down this porn machine that allows you communicate with like minded perverts and really disrupt society as a whole…without them knowing…

HOW DID IT GO ON FOR THIS LONG?

RIP INTERNET….it died with Liz Hurley’s youth, but like Liz Hurley we must pretend it’s still alive…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

11

Apr

Zoi Aggeliki Mantzakanis Naked of the Day

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Zoi Aggeliki Mantzakanis is some naked on instagram chick with a legit modeling agency so she’s legit…right…right

I figured that the naked on instagram part of this post was enough for you to assume she’s legit…because whether the #MeToo movement exists or not, girls aren’t becoming more conservative and classy, more refined and reserved…they are still out there getting naked and it is my job to document it…

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2018

11

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipples for Instagram of the Day

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The biggest news of the day is that Bella Hadid was feeling a little needy, and wanted to be a little provocative and controversial, like a starlet in the 90s doing Playboy for 1,000,000 dollars, only doing it for free, in front of her mirror, in a badly lit, pixelated and mysterious….but really just being an attention seeking…attempt to say “here are my tits for free, for instagram, to keep people interested”…

Since her tits are her best feature, I support it…keep the tits happening..

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2018

11

Apr

Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Babe of the Day

Chinese Store Clerk Gets Stabbed by Robbers After She Gives The Money…

Welder Fails…

Sweatshop Worker

Man Hanging on a Banner off a Building…

Daughter to Work Day…

Picking Up Trash….

Ball Attack….

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2018

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The interesting thing about truck stops…is that they are a great place to rape and kill people…yet the truck stop rape and kill incidents are so rare…even if it is the place where rapes and kills should happen….are people not napping in unlocked vehicles at truck stops anymore?

I am not one to spend much time

Here are some stepLINKS….of the Morning…

TJ Miller is a Fucking Idiot – This is what happens when you give idiots money –
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Mariah Carey and her BiPolar Disorder
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Ambrosio Whore on the Beach
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ROB FORD IS GETTING A MOVIE!!
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Large Angry bear
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Special Olympic Squirrel is the BEst Thing Ever
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How Facebook Tracks Your Data
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Fuck that Scamming Zuckerberg, This is the Best Spot on the Internet…according to me…
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2018

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I unfortunately listened to Robot Creeper Evil Zuckerberg having his meeting with Congress about his selling people’s data for 40 billion dollars a year and it got me thinking to the fact that there seem to be two kinds of girls trying to get famous on the instagram internet…

The Kardashian inspired fake fat tits, fake fat ass, fat face from all the face injections…wearing the tight pants and the crop tops…straight out of the music videos….

Then there is the hipster, down to earth girl, quirky girl who has a bush and doesn’t shave her armpits, who also has the face injections, they all have face injections, but tries to play more of the artist, organic type….

Both go to Coachella…both go to TULUM…and Maldives…and all the other instagram events and are BFFs with each other…who hate each other…they just angle their bullshit, and it is bullshit different to get the rich guys to notice them…

Because we all have different fetishes we need filled…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dude Robbed a Bank for Taylor Swift
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Fuck that Scamming Zuckerberg, This is the Best and Sluttiest Hangout Spot on the Internet…according to me…
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Brazilian Slut in a Bikini
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How Sex Worker Kendra Wilkinson Got Over her Ex
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Watch Girl Try On Tights that Don’t Rip
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Man Tries to Steal Police Motorbike
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Multiple Car Crash in LA…
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Phoebe Price….and Some Whore Together…
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Khloe Kardashian’s Baby Daddy Fucks Other Chicks
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Ashley Graham Pig in a White Wet T-Shirt – Getting Water She Likely Wishes was Bacon Grease Dumped On HEr
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Protect Car in Flood…
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Brooklyn Beckham Banging Some Hot Instagram Chick
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Laverne Cox has a Tranny Loving Famewhore
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Pokies in a Red Dress
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Egg Truck Fail
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Seth Meyer’s Baby Born in an Apartment Lobby
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State Tropper VS Lamborghini
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John Hamm on Being a Softcore Porn Star
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Flamenco Dancing on Wheel of Fortune…Fail..
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Live Streamer Taken Down on Hollywood Boulevard…
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Khloe Kardashian Producing a Murderous Sister’s Series
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Which Model Would you Rather Fuck
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Nicole Richie – Mangled Face
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Lily Aldridge in NYC
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Rita Ora in a Yellow Dress
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Dakota Fanning Hairy Neck
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Elsa Hosk in Catalog Shoot
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Jessica Biel in a Onsie
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Charlize Theron Old Skinny Model Legs
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Cami Morrone – in a Sexy Dress…
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Elizaebth Olsen’s Weirdo Dress
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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Lacey Banghard Strips
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HOT TITTY AMATEUR
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Really Hot Tumblr Slut
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Very Hot Pussy Drip
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Massive Titty Jiggle
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PUSSY WITH A VIEW….
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