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2018

10

Apr

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

The only interesting thing about Dakota Johnson is that her grandma is Tippi Hedren, the Hitchcock #metoo of her generation, cuz that fat fuck was obsessed with her…

She’s the one who “made it in America”…because she came from pretty modest Minnesota roots, with good old fashion values, because it was the old fashion times, but found work as a model and Hitchock was so fucking creepy, that he saw her on an ad on the Today show and had his people track her down, as rich people do…he just wanted it that bad…

Eventually she shat out Melanie Griffith, and Melanie Griffith became a thing thanks to her mom’s position in the world, and ended up shitting out this one, who has become a thing because she’s third generation…and the whole thing is typical hollywood, but at least she’s got her leggings on….because leggigns make ass and legs and pussy definition good….and really that is what all of this is all about..

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2018

10

Apr

Giada de Laurentiis in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Giada de Laurentiis is the 48 year old FOOD CHANNEL host and chef you’ve jerked off to because you’re either into women int he kitchen, it’s porn to you, traditional gender roles and all that…or you’ve got mommy issues because your mom never took the time to cook for you, but rather just threw frozen burritos half warmed up at you because she was busy neglecting you, or maybe you have mommy issues because she was one of those valium popping perfect moms who had a meal on the table every meal for you, and took good care of you, because you were her little baby, and you have since never been able to find happiness again, because no one is as good as your momma was..

I don’t know your inner trauma that you may want to microdose LSD or MUSHROOMS because that’s what all the self help loving bros are doing…

But I do know that at 48, this Italian is still hot and that is offensive to everything I know in my core about how wrong this is….but Giada de Laurentiis is hot….and so is her cooking…when fresh out of the oven.

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2018

10

Apr

Julianne Hough Nude Bra of the Day

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Fitness Mormon, who was once Dancing Mormon, but not the kind who would put on little dance routines as part of a roadside, or sideshow carnival…you know “DANCING MORMON AND HER BROTHER THE TWINK”….feature show for the world to see…who went door to door spreading the good wood of the great Joseph Smith….but I guess in their own right they pretty much pulled that off through Dancing with the Stars…

Whenever I see her, I see a failed stripper, because strippers are what professionally trained dancers are supposed to by, once they are down on their luck and trying to make ends meet…

So seeing this one succeed in dance blows my fucking mind, but not as much blow as what Seacrest did of her asshole, which according to someone in an NDA with him, is something he’s into….

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian, the more tolerable troll from the Kardashian family, when the Kardashian’s were coming up, and there were only 3 of them, who people thought was the hot one, likely because she was the one who banged white guys, had babies with white guys, made white guys rich and capable of fucking other rich people, some who are 18 or 19 years old, while this one is on the beach somewhere trying to compete….

The accessible or relatable one to the white people who clearly watch their show and made it a thing…..while the other two were just fucking monsters…and not because they only bang black dudes…but because they are scary looking…like monsters…

Even if they are all monsters, evil, part of the fall of society….if not the reason for the fall of society….the reality star manipulative fucks….the worst.

But she’s in a bikini trying to compete with her baby daddy and his new young thing…not raising the kids, since they are props and have propmasters for that.

Here is the other one, lookin like a 7-11 HOT DOG

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Miley Cyrus Chubby / Hairy Belly of the Day

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A fetish that I have always known is a fetish but that isn’t a hot fetish to me – hairy stomached women….

See, I’m a huge ambassador of pussy hair, pubic hair, bush…I’ve been an advocate since girls started shaving their pussies in the late 90s, to make them look like some shrivelled bald skinny cat….with ingrown hairs covering it…while it should be thick and luscious and fluffy like a pillow I can lay my head on…because pubic hair is wonderful…

But when a girl had thick dark hair all over her stomach….and chest…it reminds me of a dude and while hair isn’t a bad thing, it’s just not a hot thing, so Miley Showing hers off in what could be a lesbian social justice warrior love yourself troll of some sort…isn’t hot….but either is the fact she’s got some kind of belly hanging out of this window she’s set up to share with the world…like a pregnant woman wanting everyone to know she’s pregnant.

I still believe in Miley’s ability to be slutty, exhibitionist, and a good time….because that’s what she was trained to do…

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Posted in:Miley Cryus|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Montana Cox Panty Flash of the Day

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Montana Cox is some Australian model I’ve never heard of, because there are too many slutty girls to keep track of in life and only a portion of them are celebrities, actresses or models or instagrammers…you know some are just regular slutty girls in our everyday life and it requires a lot of effort to try to remember each and every one of them….brain power my brain power can’t really pull off…

Well Montana Cox is 24, a winner of Australia’s Top Model in 2011….when she was 18…her dad was a famous Australian footballer, her porn name is her legit name, which makes sense if you’ve met any Australian girls who are all porn chicks in their own right, just get a couple of drinks in them and they are down for a good time….

So this is her now…Rockin’ that porno name harder than a pornstar..cuz it is her real name flashing little shorts for the paparazzi…

Posted in:Montana Cox|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Titty Instagram of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley got some heat for posting this picture with her son…rocking some serious cleavage…because I guess people were thinking “act your age” girl…since she’s 100 fucking years old….

What people don’t realize is that Elizabeth Hurley runs the oldest lady bikini influencer social media account on the internet, and part of being the oldest lady in bathing suits, doing the influencer thing, is showing off titty.

Not to mention, her son with a really rich guy that she had after Hugh Grant is likely someone she has a sexual relationship with, because rich people are weird and all fuck their kids due to narcissism.

And even if they don’t fuck, there is no way homey hasn’t seen his momma’s vagina since she original shat him out of it.

SOOOOO…

Here’s some of that instagram round up – the Elizabeth Hurley hustle..

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Olivia De Jonge Bathing Suit Instagram of the DAy

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It’s Olivia De Jonge – you pervert

You may not know who she is, but I do, and since this is my site, that’s all that matters…

If you want to know who she is, there’s this thing called IMDB, and another thing called WIKIPEDIA…and this last thing called GOOGLE….that all make this site obsolete…I am a LASER DISC…

She posted this “bathing suit” / “wetsuit” pic to another site called instagram owned by facebook, where this Olivia girl, a 19 year old from Australia who was the annoying older sister in the M. Night Shambalalalalban movie the VISIT…where they visit their estranged grandparents, only to find out that they were killed by these imposter grandparents, spoiler alert, I know you’re supposed to say that before the spoil but where is the fun in that.

Masturbate to it.

Posted in:Olivia De Jonge|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Weirdest Video You’ll See Today and Other Videos of the Day

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Nude Vietnamese Girls

Lady USES TASER

Kids Granny Didn’t Buy the Right McDonald’s Shirt

Muscular Chick of the Day

In Snow Surprise

Hooker Party

Brawl in Spain of the Day

Protestor Lights Himself on Fire..

Kid on FLAKKA

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Homeless people have it all figured out. I’ve seen at least 5 homeless people the last few days who I totall envy for living their best life…

There was one in this nice duvet, it looked down filled…wearing nothing else…pretty much taking a shit on the side of the street…right there on the side of the street…then another one, on drugs just swaying back and forth, barely able to stand, so fucked up not realizing he’s in the middle of the street…then there was this dude who was topless and kicking the air, in some kind of kung fu shit, ripped as fuck because just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you can’t have musculature…

The world is a magical place when you take it upon yourself to just fucking live…

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