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2018

09

Apr

Lily Mo Sheen Being Racy of the Day

Lily Mo Sheen is up on the same shit that Bella Haidid and Lily Rose Depp are up to, and that’s using their friends as sexual props in their social media, because it’s love a girl or we’re all fucking dykes, the world are dykes, so we all masturbate together, and lick each other’s assholes, because gender and sexuality is a construct of man that we will not let get in the way of our life….at least not our social media life…because we’re so current, so now, so with it…

That said, Kate Beckinsale is a mom….her mom…and despite the fact that she doesn’t age and is pretty fucking hot like the Vampire you’d expect her to be, since the only movie she’s done is some Vampire bullshit that nerds fucking love…..

This is her college aged, college accepted, going into her first year of college daughter they call Lily Beckinsale…because I guess the dad doesn’t deserve his name branded on her because he doesn’t matter…while her mom is something out..but not quite college aged, college wild, something else…like this one…

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2018

09

Apr

Stella Maxwell in a Bra of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a mooch who prays on the weak, like Kristen Stewart who is such an identity crisis – unable to navigate her fame or that hollywood shit…that she’s became a cliche frat boy or 40 year old dude – who jacks off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, only she’s rich and can do it in person…because the Victoria’s Secret model is trying to propel her career and what better way to do it than a lesbian scandal with a big famous high paid star…it’s ridiculous…but anyone who knows lesbians knows they don’t like hot chicks…or cliche hot chicks…or Victoria’s Secret models…that shit is so not lesbian…despite Kristen Stewart’s ridiculous lesbian hair..

I’m not FOOLED…

But I do like this Stella Maxwell hustle…she’s masterful in the scam and trickery…the hustle…of the idiots…

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2018

09

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this.

She’s the kind of girl who needs to simmer the fuck down, she’s old, she’s had her time, and whether she still sells lingerie harder than a tupperwear party hosting mom, make room for new pussy….

She is marketed as some sort of supermodel, according to her and Victoria’s Secret…but I find it all pretty dull…

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2018

09

Apr

Lottie Moss Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lottie Moss may or may not be KATE MOSS’ sister, but she sure as fucking hell milks the fuck out of it….harder than any sibling or daughter of someone famous has ever done before her…she puts that last name that may not even be her legal last name out there…and she gets on reality shows, does brand deals, gets in magazines, all because find it so exciting that there’s another MOSS out there….and that isn’t old or banged out as hard as you’d expect….it’s still young and has a whole life of social media whoring…and paparazzi whoring ahead of her….

Here she is in a sheer bra, being unemployed, playing model, knowing she’ll never be KATE MOSS, but will do all she can to trick people into thinking she’s of some higher genetic pool, and people are dumb enough to believe it…

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2018

09

Apr

Sahara Ray InstaThot of the Day

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Instagram Thot SAHARA RAY NOT getting reported for showing tits on Instagram.

Sahara Ray was one of the original big tits on instagram who supported her instagram with big tit photoshoots that often times took place in the desert…for magazines…with famous photographers…and she had legitimacy as the big tits…the hipster tits…the instagram tits…so much so that she got a huge following…

She was whoring her tits out before everyone was, and I think she was the motivation behind TV StAR AND RAT FACED CUNT EM RATA to get her tits out there…before the rest of the world realized something we’ve always known…and that is that tits get hits..

Seriously, I scroll through instagram at least once a day and see countless topless pics of tits, and sure they are just tits, but they clearly weren’t raised on the same interent as me, where tits weren’t allowed on mainstream sites that had mainstream ads…but somehow we’ve evolved as a people..thanks to somewhores like this..

But my site is called porn for posting this shit, and my insta has been deleted 4 times….

Thanks internet for segregating me.

Nothing we ain’t seen before!

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2018

09

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Needs to Stop of the Day

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, a girl whose own father called her a little worthless pig, back in her formative years, which I guess trickled down into her hormones like a traumatized girl getting her period at 9, only instead of being able to get pregnant, she turned into a dude…the opposite effect…pure testosterone that turned her into a 6 foot 5 inch tank….something I guess she thought would get her to the modeling world, but her inner torment destroyed her ability to succeed, forcing her to take a back seat on shit, and have her cousin take the reins, getting actual work, becuase she chose Jesus, while this one chose being mental.

This is her staged shoot, trying to look pretty, interesting and compelling…it’s a fail…but at least she’s trying.

TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF MONSTER BALDWIN LEAVING SOMEWHERe WITH HER BIG LEGS CLICK HERE

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2018

09

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Being a Bad Girl of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp clearly watches too much RIVERDALE, something you’d think she’d be too high brow and cool for, you know the pretentious daughter of the Depps, who was raised knowing she is above all, and was won at life based on being born alone…

Because in RIVERDALE, Becky’s character puts on a wig and becomes a dominatrix, sexual monster, who webcams and makes out with Veronica…out of control….

Something that trickled it’s way into the zeitgeist of the youth….because this Lily Rose, who clearly has nothing better to do with her time, but be a scandalous little bad girl, who I don’t mind all the negative about her because she’s got the right to be obnoxious….

Rubbing tit to tit with one of her mooch friends…at least she’s keeping busy…

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2018

09

Apr

Samaire Armstrong in her Panties of the Day

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I guess Samaire Armstrong is trying to make some noise and get some followers because she’s posted some panty pics…

You may be wondering who Samaire Armstrong is, well let me fill you in, come over here and sit on stepdaddy’s lap while I tell you a little story….

She’s probably pushing 40, from the OC, a show I used to watch because I was still going to college bars when it was on TV, and I had to find some common ground with girls 15 years younger than me…so I’ve seen alot of the episodes back when they aired…

This one was the skater girl, punk girl, hipster, hippie, skater, wild girl…who came in and got with Seth Cohen….getting between Summer and Seth…was devastating really to anyone who believed in their romance…

Well…here she is never too late to come back at it…

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2018

09

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless of the Day

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I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes…

POINT BEING…she’s been a nothing, remains a nothing, and has decided to target a woman audience, to polarize her success and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman..

WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES…

Dudes who leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…

GOOD JOB.

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2018

09

Apr

Annalisa Blaha Topless Shoot of the Day

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Annalisa Blaha is exciting….

She’s an Austrian living in Milan doing the whole model thing…you know because girls everywhere can act like 5 year olds and pretend they are like the famous people they see on TV……only they have the ability to go viral if they work with the right people, and I guess if they bang the wrong people, that will actually help them live their dreams…that are otherwise pretty silly…like posing in front of a camera, all serious, doing her model faces, while smoking a disgusting cancer causing cigarette like some white trash garbage…because smoking makes me fucking sick…

It’s pretty embarrassing to see people act like this when there is no money being exchanged to act like this but she’s topless, so it’s ok…

She’s the topless no name of the day…