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2018

20

Apr

Chanel West Coast is the Worst of the Day

Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage….

An MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember….based on the life of Rob Dyrdek or some nonsense….

Only to become a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs…

Good times…I guess..

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2018

20

Apr

Ashanti is Unemployed & Still Thick of the Day

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Earlier in the week I confused Ashanti for Aaliyah and I was called a racist by at least one person / the only person who reads this site….

He said “Not all song and dance women of color are the same person”….to which I responded “But I heard all the male actors of color were played by Denzel Washington, can’t the same be true about forgotten R&B singers of the 90s…couldn’t it be an Andy Kaufman / Elvis situation….where aaliyah and Ashanti are the same person”….they still haven’t responded…but I anxiously await..

In the meantime…Ashanti has figured out the complicated dynamic of Instagram…”POST BIKINI PICS”….and she’s doing it..

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2018

20

Apr

Naked Woman on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

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Canadian Bouncer Sucker Punches Drunk

Car Crash in Texas

Tag Team Theft….

Terrible Fucking Parenting

Driver Helps Old Lady Cross the Street

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2018

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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TODAY IS THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF THE YEAR FOR STONERS NEAR AND FAR….and funny enough, it’s not just for High School Kids you hate because they are smoking out your dog walk…thanks to falling into the trend of 420….it’s also for old fucks because Weed is legal pretty much everywhere, everyone smokes weed, parents smoke with kids, kids smoke with parents, and the whole thing is crazy…

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Stormy Daniels – Penthouse Cover
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The House Where Michelle Pfeiffer Fucks Horses…
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German Chick of the Day the Day
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Skanks in the Desert
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GLOW Season 2 Trailer
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Little Kid Unlocks Himself from Car
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Drag Queen and her Dead Uber Driver….
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Girl Experiences Instant Karma
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Hockey Players Try Smelling Salts
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Texas Cop Almost Blowed Up
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Get Real Fucking Relaxed But Don’t Be a Bill Cosby
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2018

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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They did a study and it turns out 50 percent of women don’t realize they have a Pee hole an egg hole and a shit hole and by they, I mean I did a study by asking as many girls as I could in the park, most of whom were elderly ladies, whether they knew they had three holes and none of them seemed to know, so I volunteered to how them their three holes, and that is when I realized that even old ladies are partaking in the #MeToo movement, and I’m some kind of predator pervert for talking pussy with pussy in the park…

Fucking fascists….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Charlize Theron Hates Fat People…
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Chantal Jeffries – Mangled Face in Tight Clothes
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Slutty Aubrey O’Day…..
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Relax – Buy CBD
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Jenny Mollen Skinny and Naked
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Time’s Most Influential Person you Never Heard Of..
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Stripper Dance of the Day
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Tumbleweed VS Suburb…
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Shipping a Nuclear Warhead….
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Michelle Pfeiffer Estate
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Semi Truck Nearly Flips
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Kate Upton – Big and Disgusting in Lingerie
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Texts With Jennifer Lawrence…..
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Two Hot Babes Naked in Playboy
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Dude Eats a very Old Military Ration…
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PRINCE IS DEAD
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Arianna Grande – Remains Obnoxious
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Some Chick Named Emilia in Berlin
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Chloe Sims has Nipples
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Car Crash Ballet…
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Texas Cop Nearly Blown the Fuck Up
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Ladies Who Hate Taylor Swift..
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Brooke Burke Looking for the Paparazzi
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All the Sluts at Coachella
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Sienna Miller Getting Taxi
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Some Slut Named Colbie Smulders
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Charlize Theron at an Event with her Tits
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Liz Olsen and her Cleavage
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Madison Beer Showing Off her Legs
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All the Sluts at Coachella Week 1 for Coachella Week 2
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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cam Show has a Shitty Turn of Event
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Big Tits Blowing Smoke on Pussy
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Artistic Nude Photos of Babes
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We Think She’s Had Too Much Sex…
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Couple Busted – Public Sex
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Naked Girl by the Water
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Hot Amateur Babe
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How Does Sexual Consent Work?
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Cumshot Cuties is a Thing
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Some Girls are More Talented than Others
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Girls Masturbating Together because Life
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Hot Redhead with Awesome Tits
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Naked Busty Greek Girl
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Sex Selfies are the Best Thing Ever
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BUSH OF THE DAY
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Zoey Taylor in Lingerie
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Playmate with the Hot Ass
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Fat Guy VS Hot Chick…
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Very Hot Cam Girl Cam Girlng
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Skype Show with her Hairbrush
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2018

19

Apr

Madelaine Petsch in a Bikini of the Day

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Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…

Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…or wherever the fuck she’s on Vacation now that the Riverdale show is done filming Season 2, something I have a feeling the executives at Riverdale did not expect to have happen, because if you’ve seen Riverdale and I have, you will know that the shit is so badly written, that it makes zero fucking sense, that is hardly compelling, at least not to an old pervert with a bit of a brain, sure it’s liquor soaked, waterlogged, half retarded brain, but clearly one far more sophisticated than the half retard, ADHD, kid addicted to porn who I assume they target in the show, who watches the show, who has made the show a hit….I blame a lack of hot chicks, as this one is the only hot one, and looking at her in a bikini is totally uneventful, because maybe women are just uglier than they used to be…the fake faces and all make them ugly…maybe the hot chick on TV is just a myth…social media a lie..the face filters and shit make them lazy…because I’m not impressed…

The hot chick from a well marketed and well distributed show…half naked…not looking hot…I feel so lied to…and no wonder this pop filled, garbage eating, flimsy generation….is so fucking confused about everything, including their own genders…it’s because marketers and producers are fucking lazy…

It’s the era of access to the most information, the most art, the most knowledge, the most porn, the most everything…yet the shit that works is Memes that a half retard would understand…..

Step it up people….and by step it up…I mean…pull down them bikini bottoms Cherry Blossom…and show us the gateway to your soul.

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2018

19

Apr

Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….

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How about a couple pics from her social media…

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2018

19

Apr

Jennifer Lopez in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez psted a picture of herself 18 hours ago, doing a mirror selfie in some workout gear and it was almost erotic, not because it is J.LO an I’ve ever found her hot, but because it was shameless instagram selfies by narcissistic assholes, who even in their 50s, still like to look at themselves in the mirror and pose like some kind of sex worker, so much so that they share it with their loyal pervert fans that helped create them, even if they are marketed as high level, A List, high priced….they doing the same stunts eager whores are…because clearly this is how the world works….bitches like taking provocative selfies for people who like looking at provocative selfies…no matter what walk of life, bank account, color these motherfuckers are…forcing us to navigate through so much slutty selfie content, even slutty selfie content we don’t want to see, like a 50 year old J.Lo…who should just fucking simmer down and accept that she’s done alot, made a lot, and has fans that love her….she doesn’t need to be whoring like a Puerto Rican from the Bronx working at some strip club for Wall Street dudes in the 80s…like J.Lo probably grew up around back when she was 30 years old in the fucking 80s…

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2018

19

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Lingerie of the Day

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The new mom I used to find ridiculously hot, despite knowing she was an uptight British cunt, but she’s old now, a mom now, and this campaign or shoot for her lingerie company is just fucking weird…

She’s doughy, her face mangled in what may be face injections, and I’m just not about this l at all..

There is a time when you are rich enough and can dip out and be forgotten in a classy way, burn out not fade away is a myth from a homosexual attention seeker, the life of the party, a song and dance man…

When really fading away is fine…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Evangeline Lilly Deep Stretch of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly looks like she’s in some bunker, or maybe it’s a cargo ship, or maybe it’s a military base, or maybe she’s in Space, which would explain what the fuck happened to Evangeline Lilly….bitch disappeared and got old..

But not too old to be proud of her booty, or proud enough of her booty, to post pics of her stretching out her booty – like Some Kind of Pervert Exhibitionist – Stripper….

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