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2018

27

Mar

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…

It was a time when less people were producing smut on instagram and her videos would pop up and I’d be like DAMN LOOK AT THAT GIRL GO….even knowing that she was 100 fucking years old, I liked seeing someone who focused on health and being in shape, rather than preaching being obese as an answer for all the obese people to support and celebrate…which to me was always weird…

Like anything, I lost interest, it was like “Oh great another Iza Goulart workout video, I don’t fucking care about this clickbait”…but when she’s on the beach in bikini pics, showing off that body…it’s good and a reminder that fit is the key, now more than ever, because this celebrate fat thing makes me sick.

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2018

27

Mar

Jamie King See Through of the Day

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Seeing an ex heroin addict, hipster model from an era long ago, who was topless and naked often enough to appear on the early celebrity nudity thumbnail sites you probably jerked off to in the 90s….dressed like some Cinderella or Dorothy from Wizard of Oz in a mesh outfit wearing a bikini from the 1940s that is likely designed to hold her distended, prolapsed uterus from breeding in place….is far less erotic than her heroin addict, hipster model from an era long ago, when she was topless and naked often for art…

It’s like make it matter when you put on the mesh…and commit to the fabric by continuing the look with mesh underwear…

SHOW us that well traveled mom pussy….I think we deserve it as a group of perverts who like seeing model pussy age….so much we do comparative analysis of labia size when the opportunity arrises..

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2018

27

Mar

Julissa Neal is a Topless Nobody of the Day

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I read something very important today…and that was that you shouldn’t read what you already know…which means you shouldn’t read sites that have the same opinions as you…because you won’t learn anything new…any new perspective…not that you know how to read….but I think it applies to tits, and instagram, and all that noise I am subject to when I stupidly scroll through the feed.

Last night alone, I went down my list for 20 minutes or so, way too much time to give Facebook’s Zuckerberg really, but I Was curious what the people I follow were up to and how they will not inspire me in the least…

I saw, no joke, 15-20 nipples of people who don’t matter or exist…just nipples on social media…out there like it’s a movement…and I just didn’t feel inspired, like it was hot, or like it contributed to anything….

What I did think, was “what fucking nonsense noise to distract us, that doesn’t actually teach us anything, but the scramble and plight of a ho getting noticed”…

Then I realized…I really like tits no matter how uninspiring they are.

Here’s Julissa Neal and she’s topless and a nobody but topless…

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2018

27

Mar

Kesha’s Yeast Infection Shorts of the Day

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Kesha was an inspiration to us all when she whined and cried sex offended or sex assaulted in efforts of getting the world to see her as the victim she felt she was, when really her whole bullshit campaign against DR LUKE was an attack on a contract she was locked into, because the dude turned her into a popstar and packaged her as a popstar when she was destined to work at a Vintage store….and maybe she’d perform at the local hipster bar for her friends on Karaoke night, but that’s it…

It’s like if you invest into creating someone, like it is a business, and you create all the moves, music needed to take to be an earner, you should get a percentage or royalty of that forever because without Dr Luke, there would be no KESHA…

Not that there’s really a KESHA…despite what her shorts are trying to tell us…which I have interpreted as “There is TOO much KESHA”…

That’s all .

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2018

27

Mar

Christina Aguilera for PAPER Magazine of the Day

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From the minds of the people who brought you Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass…because shit is built like a shelf thanks to being packed so hard by more than just Kanye’s homosexual penis, but also from whatever it takes to make an fake ass look so fake, chemicals we hope lead to cancer…

Comes Christina Aguilera – 40 year old fat chick making out with herself in the mirror because she’s just that in love with herself and all she does….even in her old age…she’s no britney

But like all the women in this era…she can get face injections making her look like more of a doughy sex doll than she ever has….

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2018

27

Mar

Dancing Girls of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy and Violent Video

Just a Suicidal Dude on a Bridge

Cab Driver Knocks Out Two Men

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2018

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why people are so upset about the Facebook Data issue, we’ve all knows since Day 3 of Facebook that Zuckerberg was jacking off to our Sexts. EVERYONE has known facebook is the devil. EVERYONE knows that Facebook is why Trump won. EVERYONE knows that targeted ads based on your conversations pop up. You all contributed to some stupid website for free and made a lot of people really rich. AND you’re all still posting on INSTAGrAM….Why all the whining now?

In other news….

I didn’t know Bruce Willis was bi-sexual – or that he fucked @aaroncarter but it explains why he banged Demi Moore pre-plastic surgery – that pussy’s gotta smell like an asshole.

Christina Aguilera Looks Like Shit
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Ryan Murphy Didnt Rape Olivia de Havilland
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Marvel Movies without Special Effects
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Nicole Scherzinger is Garbage
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In News You Care About – Abbey Lee Miller is Out of Prison
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Avalanche VS Car Park
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Price was Heavily Addicted to Fentanyl
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Fuck Facebook and His Data Tracking You – The Future is HERE…..
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2018

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been a pervert for as long as I can remember. I remember asking girls my age pervert questions for as long as I can remember. Like how big their bush was, if they shaved it, what color pubic hair was, what their bra size was, how big their nipples were, what color their nipples were, where their nipples were placed, if I could see their nipple, what scale on the vagina chart were they in labia and clip sticking out of outer labia they were, if I could see….f they were wearing underwear, what style underwear, if I could see their underwear……..how they cum, how they fuck,how they masturbate, what household objects they’ve inserted in themselves…if I could watch…

Which made for a very weird 10 year old…

But look at me now…still haven’t figured out how to make my innate talent and passion for perversion work for me…I have just figured out how to be THAT weirdo…

While other less perverted people than me, because they didn’t care about the psychology or back story, while I did, are all fucking rich…girls and guys alike…rich…while I just sit here wondering when the cashier at the grocery store got her last bikini wax, or is she more of a shaver….

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Celebs Dealing with the Rain in LA is Hilarious
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Christina Aguilera’s Looking Natural for Paper mag
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Real Fucking Trash at the OK Magazine Party
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Hailey Steinfeld in Tight Jeans
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Some Model You’ve Never Heard of Whining About Being Fat Shamed
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Fuck Facebook – Fuck Zuckerbergman and His tracking You – The Future is Now…..
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Fat Selena Gomez – Fat Cameltoe
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Braless Renee Olstead Hard Nipples on Big TITS
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Hot Teacher Caught Fucking 13 Year old Student – She’s Hot
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Dad Holding Baby Bungee Jumps Off Bridge
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343 MPH Motorcycle Crash
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March of Our Lives Speaker Throws Up on Stage
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Giant Burning T-Rex
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Kirstie ALley VS Stephen Hawkins for Scientology
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Pam Anderson in a Tight Dress
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Dog that Understands Cross Walks
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Japanese Guy Makes Knife Out of Aluminum Foil
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Joanna Krupa is Engaged
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School Shooter’s Brother Scoping out the School his Brother SHot Up
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Drunk Driving Accident of the Day
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Breaking Into Hotel Using Paper Menus
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Aubrey O’Day is Too Classy to Expose Don Trump JR
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MMA fighter and his Flip
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Some Chick You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini in Miami
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Whore’s at the Teen Choice Awards…
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Miranda Kerr – Pregnant in a Mini Dress
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Madison Beer Slutty with a Mic in a Mini Skirt
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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits Love the Attention She’s Getting
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Elizabeth Smart Dream Abductee of the Day
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Dakota Fanning Lookin a Little Elizabeth Smart…
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Charlotte McKinney in Red Pants
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Stormy Daniels big Tits in Vegas
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Winona Ryder Still Alive
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Sofia Richie – Expensive Car
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Anna Kendrick Mangled Face
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS
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Ain’t No Party like one Featuring Sluts on Snapchat
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Jenny McCarthy in Playboy in the 90s
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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How to Make Nerds Bust Nut Fast
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Doctor Fixing a Pervert
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Shower – the VOYEUR Post of the Day
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Hikers of the DAy
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Some Stormy Daniels Porn if you Care
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Hot Karlee Grey and her Awesome Bush Stripping
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Fingers girl at a Festival
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Just “two” college girls…
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Big Tits in a Wet Shirt
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Hot Little tits on this Spread Ass
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Hot Girl Naked on a Chair
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2018

26

Mar

Barbara Palvin in a See Through Bathing Suit Jacket of the Day

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Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….

Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of the inventory of pussy in that brothel of the sex workers they’ve hired….

I just think Stella Maxwell, who used Palvin to get into the VS scene, at the expense of Palvin, making her another patsy, thrown under the bus and sent back to Hungary or wherever she is from, where she got fat…

But is on a comeback, the big girl on a comeback, with her nipples out…making her magical enough to stare at….even if it’s for Sports illustrated bullshit..

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2018

26

Mar

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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High School Musical’s very own, Ashley Tisdale, is in a bikini showing off her booty, because she knows it’s better than her face, a face that has seen some shit, from botched nose jobs to whatever these injections she’s got are….and I guess it’s not so bad….or as bad as it has been…

I have slammed her, not sexually, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or was it an MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t, and that I assumed was Disney manipulation of facts, something I’ve experienced first hand from a fight I had with Jake Gyllenhaal, that got all the media turned on me, despite him being the fucking worst…he pushed a girl I was with…aggressively…#metoo but not then..back then they discounted my credibility…

POINT being, Disney has power, if they want a star to shine, they make it shine, and Tisdale was one of those people…shining…

I did always defend her because she did fitness, worked out, and had a good body, which to me was more important that a face, because a face gets mangled with age no matter how good you are…while a body, if fit enough can hold up to the challenge…of aging…

Well, I think her ass supports that statement….her face irrelevant, her ass…round and worth looking at…so don’t turn your back on fitness people…it can make even an average person look hot…

Your body is your temple or some shit.

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