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2018

27

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bra with a Big Girl of the Day

Bella Thorne probably has groupies from every angle, trying to mooch on her willingness to be mooched, in order to elevate their own careers, and this big girl in elastic pants because they are more forgiving than button pants, is likely one of them…

You know the kind of girl who would eat Bella’s unwiped ass whilst she’s on her period because….that’s what groupies do for the social media plug…

It’s that important to these people that they’d become the worst kind of whore, putting themselves in places like a WEINSTEIN situation, because they want it so bad…

That said, whilst listening to Jewel’s Save your Soul on Repeat since doing my post on her, I accidentally opened Bella Thorne’s instagram story….with volume on…and set to Jewel’s angel like voice…came some bulldozer of a woman all throaty and horrible….

My advice is keep Bella Thorne on mute…but stare at her tits when she posts her tits cuz they are tits.

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2018

27

Mar

Madison Beer’s Big Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is working the paparazzi, or has been the last few months to get noticed and talked about, whether it was through showing off her big tits, or showing off her big tits, she’s pretty much only existing in the media because she shows off her big tits…then has a publicist the record label pays for tell people how relevant she is because of her youtube, the same youtube that got her signed in the first place, and that was managed by her mom to make her the next Bieber, because it’s easy to troll on the internet or make people think you matter, or have audience and engagement, when really her whole audience was perverts into underage girls singing with their tits out….

Here she is working the paparazzi as she tries to be a big start….

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Here she is in concert……

Here she is amazing me amazing me that people know the lyrics to Madison Beer’s song…

But watching this video of her singing and controlling her crowd in the least compelling way is hilarious…what is this dance she’s doing…

Here she is entering the stage dressed like a school girl in fuck me boots…

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2018

27

Mar

Bella Hadid Tits For Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the fucking worst. As bad as a Kardaashian, if not worse than a Kardashian, because the Karadashians are at the point of not being responsible for their own destiny. They are thrown into this thing that snowballed, where opportunities are thrown at them all day, forcing them to continue the depressing, but lucrative, exploitation of their lives…..while this Hadid, the ugly Hadid, seeked it out, she followed her sister to events and sucked up to people as she slowly improved her look and got styled, only to become this huge star in Fashion…thanks to the world being fucking lazy and passive and just accepting of whatever is given to them…or whatever option they have…no option is better than any option…just tell me who the it girl is and I’ll follow…

She’s a rich, entitled, brat…who I don’t find hot, or interesting, or a contribution to society as a whole…yet she’s here, she’s everywhere, all the time…due to lazy decision makers and a lazy audience…

All you fuckers should do better…

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2018

27

Mar

Meg Haywood Sullivan See Through of the Day

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Meg Haywood Sullivan is an activist, environmentalist, surf, travel, lifestyle, nature, adventure photographer…who you can follow INSTAGRAM HERE ….because why not follow a girl who does things that are cool things that we’d all like to do if we didn’t fear outside, physical activity and adventures…the couch we live on is comfortable…

I figure if you’re going to look at tits, you might as well have more substance or talent behind those tits, rather than just shamelessly post tits…..

And this one’s got great taste in dresses she wears to red carpet events…that don’t matter to me…I don’t know what they are because that’s beyond my mental capacity, while instead I am just blinded by them tits in what looks like a sheer enough dress, worthy of being stared at the way the designer and the person wearing it intended…

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2018

27

Mar

Naomi Campbell Old Nipples of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is wonderful….

I don’t know if she’s the first black model tits that you jerked off to in the 90s, I am going to assume that she probably wasn’t….but she was still model tits in the 90s and for that reason alone she’s got a special place in all of our hearts..

I’ve found great entertainment, even if it was for a split second, throughout her older years, when she was out throwing tantrums, causing scenes, being a controversial cunt…it was sassy and exciting and the way the world was meant to be…

But then she became a trend to Russia, or at least with the people of the mid 80s who were smuggling jeans, paying 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind…. managed to become billionaires when the industries privatized, and they collected Naomi Campbell, or at least one of them did, like she was a pair of Levis or an MJ album…and I forgot about her….as she lived that good life…

But she’s back out there tits first in a fashion magazine and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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2018

27

Mar

Halsey in a Bikini with Some other Hoes in Bikinis of the Day

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Halsey is in Miami, because of course she is, it was Music Week and she’s the ever most important person in music…ttendy….the voice you’ve probably heard on at least on shitty radio song that she’s not the star of….you know the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music, that EDM shit….making video game music for half retard ADD kids that are now the mainstream….

I’m more into her social media and I guess paparazzi whoring to get herself more and more famous, from snorting drugs on a yacht, to riding a jet ski with 3 other girls, one of them being JOSIE CANSECO, also a scenester leveraging her dad’s celebrity…yes….this Josie Canseco…..

Here she is on that Jet skis with the hoes….

Here is a video…

Here’s some Halsey in a See Through Dress of the Day

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2018

27

Mar

Anja Rubik Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a titty model…but not a long hanging fruit titty model…a top model positioned as a fashion model…despite being a titty model….which is like when a fashion site produces softcore porn and calls it art so BMW advertises next to that softcore porn…while the same image show for something else with a different model…could be considered porn that even porn sites don’t support….it is the lie that is our culture, it is the spin that is clever marketing, it’s the smoke and mirrors or the veil that people put over things, whether by throwing money at it, or having the support of the masses, or the support of important people…

You see if I did this shoot, I would be deleted off social media…and as we already know we can’t sell ads on this site…

But whatever this is for staring Rubik…is likely run next to ads, and likely paying Rubik her 10k a day or more day rate..

THE WORLD is all lies, but the nice thing about it, is that we get to see tits from all different angles, of all different people, and we like tits.

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2018

27

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples Getting Wet of the Day

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Look, big monster of a girl Ireland Baldwin and her prison tattoos that were totally ill advised by whoever allowed her to do this to herself, in what was likely one of her mental health episodes that she likely pretends is an actual mental health issue, when it’s really one that the general public knows as Rich Girl Problems….which I guess get exponentially worse because everyone just blows them off as being Rich Girl Problems…when in their minds they are real girl problems, real actual problems, since they don’t know better….they don’t realize they are just being coddled, entitled, rich, privileged ass…complaining…they think it’s the end of the fucking world…while the rest of us have to hold down shit jobs just to fucking live…while this one has all the time and Alec Baldwin money in the world to just simmer in her own unhappiness…

This is some shameless showing off her body….that is a reminder of how she failed as a model and instagrammer – while her cousin the Jesus freak is doing ok with it, because I guess she has GOD on her side…while this one is pure broken.

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2018

27

Mar

Jewel Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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You can save your soul…by not listening to Jewel’s music….but it can be a great reminder of 1995, when you were just a loser in High School, or possibly not born yet, I don’t know who the fuck any of you are, or if you actually exist, I just know I was a 26 year old failure working in a factory that played the top 40 radio and this song would hammer into my head so many times…that made me hate her…until I saw the video and realized she was busty…and that her story of living in a van before turning to coffee shops on her quest to fame was likely bullshit and more interestingly involved sucking some dick to get on the top 40 radio….I don’t know who saved Jewel’s soul, but someone signed her and made her rich….and he probably got his dick sucked…it was a more competitive time then…where the best DICK suck won the hit song…

That said, she’s in a bikini at 43, looking alright as she shows off her mom tits….

I was amazed to google and see she’s only 43…it means her song in 1995 came out when she was 20….that’s not nearly old enough to be as tormented as she pretended to be…what a phony…with real tits.

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2018

27

Mar

Big Ol Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Iskra Lawrence is disgusting.

That she’s taken her stance or protest against the fashion and modeling industry too seriously, and has turned what was a clever viral video idea, being a rejected model who ate for a few years into fatness, who got into her underwear on the subway to pretend she’s empowering, while I just call that indecent exposure and really sexual assualt…

If you think about it, never is a man who drops his pants on the subway celebrated…he’s always considered a predator…

While this one does it, becomes some kind of hero to fat chicks, keeps up her bad eating and fatness, while getting huge corporate jobs celebrating empowerment and inclusivity, even when it FACTUALLY will lead to premature death a diabetes.

It is totally IRRESPONSIBLE for any brand to celebrate fat people, to tell people it is OK to be fat, it’s just what the lazy want to hear, but they will ALL DIE young…

IT IS NOT HEALTHY

THAT IS A FACT…

Here she is in a bikini, because she’s always in a bikini, it’s part of her clickbait scam, and the truth is, she’s not even THAT fat…like she’s clearly BULLSHITTING….and stealing the jobs from the real fat…with her FAKE marketable fat….in what other fat chicks should protest…it’s the BLACKFACE of fat chicks.

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