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2018

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I run a really janky operation…

Last night I realized that my contact form doesn’t work on the site…and has probably never worked on the site…since 2012…when I put the contact form on the site…

How was I to know…it’s not like people could email me to ask if I got the email…

Even though it says the emails went through, I never got them….because I am terrible at details and running a business.

I realize that I probably would have never got any emails from the contact form regardless of it working…but it would have been nice knowing what emails I did get…

There may have been more than Nigerian princes….maybe ad deals, maybe business deals, maybe I would be rich…

I have all these visions that I missed out on great offers….but truth is no one cares enough to email me…I assume…

Instead, I am a man who runs a site no one can really contact by clicking contact…which is semi liberating in a leave me the fuck alone context…

But Pretty fucking typical idiot behavior for someone who updates a site daily and would like to get fucking paid, or opportunities….

It’s better to know that you weren’t emailed than to think you were but never got it…I feel like a fat chick sitting by the phone for a date only to realize the phone was unplugged….what if calls happened that I never got, but that the people calling think I got…OH MY GOD…EAT MY FEELINGS EAT MY FEELINGS….

So if you’ve tried to email me NUDES, Business Deals, Money, Adveritsing Opportunities, Offers to buy this site off me so I can nap more, Movie Deals, Exclusive gossip tits, friendship requests, and all that good stuff – email CONTACT (at) Drunkenstepfather.com

Unless I missed my chance…which I likely did..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Pauly Shore’s Mom and Comedy Store Owner – is Dead – Some Tributes….
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Bella Thorne Makes a Lot of Money from Social Media
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Deranged Girl at the Movie Theatre
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Gretchen Rossi Big Tits
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Stan Lee Denies Being Abused
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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Crazy Lady Screaming at Teens
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Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend’s Car on Fire
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2018

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about this FOSTA / SESTA / act to stop enabling sex trafficking, is that policing it is going to be impossible…

It’s the whole a HO IS A HO IS A HO and a girl who is struggling to get paid for sex will find the sex that pays…

If they are shutting down Backpages and similar straight hooker sites, they need to look at Facebook, instagram, Twitter, Snap, Tinder and all dating sites really, Tumblr, Reddit and everything in between…because where a man and woman are allowed to converse….they are going to talk sex…and eventually be offered sex for money…

It’s one of those impossible to regulate things, in the form of a blanket law, that will allow the government to shut down whatever they deem inappropriate…like they did when the FBI Seized the Torrent Sites, or the Online Casinos…it’s happened before…but FINALLY they are going after porn….even though the governement all consume porn..and sex workers for that matter….I mean where are they going to find their pussy to fuck for money…

It’s all very confusing times, but maybe we should all turn to the new movement of bro guru for the answers…you know those being rich, successful and fit through the use of podcasts and adaptogens….because #ScienceBro…buy my book…bro….BROOOOOO!!1

We’re really just a bunch of idiots

Here are some aresome stepLINKS…

GIG HADID IS SKINNY AND LOST HER TITS CUZ OF AIDS
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THONG QUEENS OF THE DAY
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RESTAURANT BRAWL
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Guess Who is TOo Controversial for DWTS
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Paris Jackson in a Tub Being Slutty
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Social Media for you Perverts
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This Khloe Kardashian Cheating Scandal is All Kardashian Media Manipulation – DO NOT FALL FOR IT
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BLIND SPOT FAIL
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Bella Thorne Instagram WHores
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Sarah Silverman’s Nipples
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Stan Lee Lives with Kevin Smith
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE RETARD
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Stella Maxwell Long Legs
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Fuck that Scamming Zuckerberg, This is the Best and Sluttiest Hangout Spot on the Internet…according to me…
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ROAD RAGE IN OZ
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AJ Michalka Ass
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The MIT Professor Brad Pitt Fucks is Hot
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Pink Braless in NYC
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Chris Evans and a Rescue Pup
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Idiot Comedian of the Day
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LIZARD IN THE BATH
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Bar Refaeli in a Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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GIGI HADID TERRIFIES ME
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Ashley TIsdale LEggings
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Zooey Deschanel Thighs
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Inbar LEG
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Amanda Seyfried getting Licked
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Sabrina Carpenter
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Sofia Richie Titties in a Wife Beater
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From stepSMUT!!

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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Slutty TUMBLR GIRL of the Day
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Strong Bitch of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Old Pervert of the Day
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Weird Talent of the Day
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Naked Black and White..
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Naked russian Chick
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At The Beach with RENA
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Katrina Moreno Strips
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Russian Couple Oral Sex in Court Room
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Piper the Diddler
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Naked in the Window
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Misty Naked Pussy Spread
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Two Girls on Cam Together Romance
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Big TiTTY
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2018

Apr

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the single most important thing to happen to Instagram…since all the other big titty on a skinny frame girl with big lips happened before her..

She may be doing the same hustle so many girls before her have done…using them tits to hit 1,000,000 followers and beyond…but she’s succeeding at it…and I am a fan of her work and all she does…because like the rest of America…I love big titties…sloppy big titties…especially on a skinny girl…and I believe that like the freakish nature of the big titties…should be celebrated like some kind of sideshow..

The reality is that Emily Ratajkowski is now an NBC star, she’s gone officially mainstream, she’s big on instagram put many people have still never heard of her, but will hear of her if her TV show becomes a huge hit, and it likely will…

So we need more desperate, less established, big titties being provocative to really feed our needs…

Because once a girl hits that mainstream, the NBC shows, we’re left with little to work with and they get boring…even if at the 1,000,000 dollar mark they are still too hot and entitled for us to ever hang out with or have sex with…they are still on the rise, the quest to win, and the competitive spirit is in place and the content gets aggressive and stays aggressive until all their dreams come true….either rich husband, huge fame, or money….

These tits are a gift from heaven she was hashtag blessed with and to use them for any reason but this would be wrong, and that is why I find it wonderful…so inspiring…but I could just be blinded by the tits…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

Apr

Brazilian singer Anitta in a Bikini of the Day

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Who is this Anitta ….

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s got 27 million followers, because I guess instagram is big in Brazil…and she gets over 1,000,000 likes per picture….she matters…

Those numbers is the shit that all the american girls fucking dream of…the big hit, the fame and fortune that comes with instagram, and I guess they don’t factor in getting huge in another country as a tactic, because like this Anitta, the famous Brazilian singer, they too can be big in Brazil, or Turkey, or the Philippines, or India…because the sheer volume of perverts from those countries using the platform…because eventually, you’ll become an international star and America will take you under their wing because of that fame…like you were Shakira…or Rita Ora…or Margot Robbie..

America!

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2018

Apr

Camila Cabello Slutty on Stage of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some pregnant Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on and sent him back to FIDEL…

This Camila girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real made in their trailer park homes…real mad…

It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH, since she can’t sing and was a prop in their marketing, like she’s a prop in her marriage…because she’s so hungry and doesn’t have any energy for that…

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2018

Apr

Adriana Lima Fitness Fetish of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old and what looks like struggling, at least that’s the vibe I’ve got over the years while seeing her face injected face and thickness from being a 40 year old mom surface at the Victoria’s Secret fashion shows, that he still participates in and gets paid well to be in, all thanks to Victoria’s Secret knowing their analytics stats and seeing that this starlet, who they have really put a lot of mileage on after she sold her soul to them, is still converting a lot of sales, so keep her on board, she has no choice but to stick it out, and as she struggles to stay fit day in and day out, she stares at that pile of money she’s made, hating that model life….because she’s old and tired and just wants to tap out…but the handlers who made her won’t allow that…not until she does something bad for the brand like some racist shit, or fucking Bieber like Miranda Kerr…she continues….because she has no choice…

Modern Slavery Exists…This Struggle is Real.

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2018

Apr

Dua Lipa in a Bra of the Day

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Who is DUA LIPA anyway?

That’s the real question people need to be asking themselves…because if there’s a girl performing in a bra, getting media hype, we have a right to know…WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW…

Luckily there’s this tool that tracks all your data called GOOGLE, who not only offers you curated selections of sites that pay them lots of money to give you that information, you see because GOOGLE is owned by shareholders who are keen on getting their corporate ventures the most love, killing off all the indy bloggers like WALMART did to stores…so you can go and see what they think of DUA LIPA…

And that very same Google owns this thing called YOUTUBE which is a video search engine where people google videos and see vidoes and follow videos…often times slutty videos…of young girls…that they jerk off to…but don’t tell those same SHAREHOLDERS that their ads are running next to teens in bikinis singing and dancing…that is Youtube’s secret with you…

Dua Lipa is one of their stars, a YOUTUBE girl with a billion views, that the mainstream is finally picking up on, even though she likely made more money on Youtube…cuz YOUTUBERS get paid yo.

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2018

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley proves one thing and that is that even when you are too old to get naked on that instagram thing that Facebook Evil Corporation runs in order to exploit all your data….you can still get naked enough on that instagram..it is good for the ego, gets you instant feedback, good for the personal brand…helps sell your products and gives the media something to talk about…without having to do much more than post seductively….

It’s a never too old to manipulate a system that you are presented with, especially when you have the work ethic and knowledge it took to manipulate the world in your favor long before instagram ever existed…

You know…the real stars, the brains, the money, the power…is finally moving in on this internet and staking a claim in it, something I remember being a 25 year old in 1995 thinking “when will the government shut down this porn machine that allows you communicate with like minded perverts and really disrupt society as a whole…without them knowing…

HOW DID IT GO ON FOR THIS LONG?

RIP INTERNET….it died with Liz Hurley’s youth, but like Liz Hurley we must pretend it’s still alive…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

Apr

Zoi Aggeliki Mantzakanis Naked of the Day

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Zoi Aggeliki Mantzakanis is some naked on instagram chick with a legit modeling agency so she’s legit…right…right

I figured that the naked on instagram part of this post was enough for you to assume she’s legit…because whether the #MeToo movement exists or not, girls aren’t becoming more conservative and classy, more refined and reserved…they are still out there getting naked and it is my job to document it…

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2018

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipples for Instagram of the Day

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The biggest news of the day is that Bella Hadid was feeling a little needy, and wanted to be a little provocative and controversial, like a starlet in the 90s doing Playboy for 1,000,000 dollars, only doing it for free, in front of her mirror, in a badly lit, pixelated and mysterious….but really just being an attention seeking…attempt to say “here are my tits for free, for instagram, to keep people interested”…

Since her tits are her best feature, I support it…keep the tits happening..

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