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2018

15

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Alive of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui and her hard nipple are getting out of a pool in a one piece…because that’s what you do when you’re 40, still in shape, rocking big jewish tits, straight from Morocco via Canada, who likely has family who live close enough to me to come kill me if I sexualize her or make fun of her….

Old but not tired…you can see how old her face looks….the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….that doesn’t matter…so long as there are hard wet nipples…

This doesn’t matter, but I’ll just post it…because what else am I going to do…

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2018

15

Mar

Maitland Ward Cumshot of the Day

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Maitland Ward is offensive…but how can we hate on her…I mean it’s very fucking easy to make fun of her, hate her, be offended by her, think her pulling this empowered 40 year old sex worker exhibitionist for some weird fetish like some kind of pervert who always had a taste for exhibitionism…always wanted the fans….now figuring out how to get the fans…with her nudity that is nudity no one should ever be confident enough to show…

BUT this is the era of empowered monsters…through their nudity, self promoting, self made…and now that she makes 42,000 dollars a month from her Patreon, because she’s her own boss, she doesn’t have to answer to no one, and she’s done it through not even producing decent content…but thanks to really fucking Loyal fans who either find her hot, which is disgusting, but I guess she’s likely a hotter version of their disgusting wives, or maybe they feel sorry for her….

And this is what they’ve created…thanks for that assholes.

SHE HAS NIPPLE CLAMPS ON…but she’s making 42k a month, probably more in one month than she’s made a year the last 10 years….and look at that smile…

Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2018

15

Mar

Nina Dobrev Fitness Ass of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is my Canadian Content of the day, not that she’s actually Canadian, but rather her family used Canadas loose immigration laws to move here from some Eastern European communism that America hated, before realizing they make great sex workers, first ladies, baby daddy’s for hollywood types…

I don’t know what this Vampire Diary chick decided to become a fitness instagrammer, but that’s where the money is I guess, and all these celebs are so fucking egotistical, the instagram bullshit is really more exciting for their lazy asses than an acting career that requires memorizing lines “PAY ME TO BE ME PEOPLE”…

I do know that she’s likely a bitch and when she comes to visit her mom wherever she’s from…I can assure you she’s a fucking hollywood cunt about it..

The worst…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

15

Mar

Big Hairy Broad of the Day

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Miranda is not a trans…but she’s fucking terrifying…and really representative of the problem with social media.

We live in this world of inclusion, when sometimes things shouldn’t be celebrated or included…and sometimes those things when being celebrated by the person with the ailment trying to empower themselves and monetize their freakish flaws…something I don’t think should be empowered…comes offensive, pornographic, smut worse than any smut you’ve seen….

She’s just hormonally fucked up, and has a lot of fucking hair, some high testosterone yet still a woman, who unfortunately may get modeling jobs now, and unlike the monkey people Diane Arbus used to fuck, she’s terrifying and not cute.

I like bush, in fact, I love bush…I celebrate bush, I once tried to start a BUSH charity…and the bigger the thicker the bush the better…but this…this is fucking vile…so I don’t know what you bald pussy motherfuckers are going to think about this and that’s why I am posting it.

Her Instagram

Posted in:Hairy Woman|SFW

2018

15

Mar

Naked Woman on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Skydiver Stunts

Python in the Wall..

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2018

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I guess I should posts some stepLINKS in the morning, as part of my daily ritual, my morning rounds of the internet, even though it’s mid afternoon, some of us stay up all night self destructing, but never officially…

I guess I do this to pretend that I am busy…since I can no longer jerk off like I did in High School to hard nipples… because I am old and broken…

BUT I am well aware that none of you fuckers care or inspire me to post or support what I do…you’re the word…….by not I do it for my damn self…cuz you don’t even fucking exist…it’s the internet you know…not real

But these links are…

Hilary Clinton Wipes the Fuck Out
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Cardi B is Pregnant – Who the Fuck Cares
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Queen Elsa Pushes a Truck…
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J.LO Asked to Show her Tits for a Movie
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Some Old Chick and her Sweater…
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The House that Money from Being the Annoying Guy on FRIENDS can Buy
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The Kid Katy Perry Kissed Should Sue Her / Rape her…
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Dirty Sluts.
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2018

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The World Gone Nuts…

From putting dogs in overhead bins, to whatever the fuck else is going on, like every dude being a rapist, but no one getting arrested for being rapists, unless they are black and most likely innocent…while we all celebrate women and women power like we don’t do that everyday…while fighting for the right for celebrity women to get paid more than the obscene even disgusting amounts of money they already make…to a reality show president, who I think will win another 4 year term, to whatever the fuck else is going on that is enough to blow your mind…from social media fame…to all these sluts being sluts but pretending they aren’t slut….everything is a viral video, everything is fucking crazy….

Especially my stepLINKS..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Selena Gromez Has Gone Back to Texas
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Bella Thorne Getting her Dick Sucked On Stage…
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J.Lo Slutty Outfit.
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Dude Shot in Court…
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Kate Bosworth is Old in a Slutty Dress
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Ants Build Bridge
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Matthew Perry Had a Pretty Good House
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The Dead Dog in the Overhead Bin by United Airlines – Makes me Very Mad….I Would Kill the Flight Attendent HARD…
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Maitland Ward is Disgusting….
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Rita Ora in Legging and a Bra….
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Leap of Faith Cat Jump of the Day….
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BMW out of BLINKER JUICE
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot
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Jenna Tatum – Slutty….
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Big Lebowski Lifestyle….
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Kendall Jenner Says She’s Not Gay…
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Paris Hilton See Through
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Heidi Klum Looking Slutty
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Maisie Williams for InStyle….
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Sarah Hyland Nipples are Still a Thing
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Mandy Moore Halter Top – Terrible
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Bella Thorne Tranny and her Moooch Boyfriend
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Hailey Baldwin Crop Top Christian….
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Nicole Murphy – Bikini Granny
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Nastia Liukin Skinny in a Dress…
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Kate Upton in lingerie….
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FUCKING SLUTS FUCKING..
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Fire Safety The Ass Inserttion Way
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Big Tits in the Library
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Curvy Redhead Naked
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Sluts in Ugg Boots…..
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Big tits and a Trim Bush on this Asian
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Just an Asian and a Dildo
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Slim and NAked Babe
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Make Girls Cum…
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Mayweather Of Uganda Shows Tits….
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Giving Head Selfie….
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Close Up Of Pussy…..
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2018

14

Mar

Bella Thorne for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted up some wholesome pictures of herself in her bikini, or bathing suit, or weird outfit that she wore in Shape Magazine, because half of her career is playing this Disney Kid that cleans herself up, but the other half of her life is being a crackhead raver chick who looks greasy as fuck, with a mooch trying to pretend to be cool weirdos, when really just annoying rich kids with no soul, talent, or anything…all lies…and hype and kids are useless retards who buy into it because they are too lazy not to…

Either way, maybe you like this trans.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

14

Mar

Katy Perry Sexual Assaulter of the Day

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Katy Perry just pulled the rapiest move of all time, but because she’s Katy Perry, it’s gone unnoticed, or maybe that’s because no one is watching American Idol, where this idiot would host..or judge or whatever it is that she does that I can assume is so fucking annoying because she’s the fucking worst. I can’t even handle her when she’s not talking on TV like people care, playing it up like she matters, to me she will always be the right place / right time / hipster with a viral song when people thought you give every viral act a record deal…

If this was Weinstein, or really any dude doing it to a girl coming to a casting, audition, or whatever this is…

I am offended she didn’t get arrested for this. It’s fucking gross and likely, has herpes.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2018

14

Mar

Kelly Brook Feeder Fetish and her Watermelon Slutty of the Day

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Kelly Brook is fat…and she knows it….she is trying to own it now that being fat is stylish and generates revenue.

She will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring….

There was a time when she starved herself before putting out content, or doing photoshoots, and there was a time she was pregnant, got rid of the baby, moved to America to take her UK titty modeling to the movies, but never made it.

She’s just thatcocky, but seems to know her place and need to use social media, to create her own destiny…the modern version of being a sex worker, a titty fetish model, fat chick, athlete fucker, who can finally be a fat chick, the world allows it and maybe her dreams of relevance finally will hit…

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