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2018

05

Apr

Mimi Elashiry Almost Naked Enough in Some Shoot of the Day

Mimi Elashiry is some instagram hooker…she’s got close to a million followers, I am one of her followers,

But true to the form that is Social Media, the flimsy and the uninteresting, the double click that no one even bothers looking at what they are double clicking…but that brands pay huge money to idiots to get that double click…as if it is some metric or some sort of actual success in their marketing…making so many slutty girls with slutty pics rich, or at least lazy enough to not work all day…

She’s in this nude shoot, that’s not quite nude enough, because I can’t see her anus, the gateway to her soul…

The nice thing about her is that she posts full topless pics on her feed…full topless pics that would get my account banned…interesting.

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2018

05

Apr

Uma Thurman Big Old Tits in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Uma Thurman is still rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her big tits in the 90s thanks to Tarantino….

She is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bathing suit…despite being old….

Which is actually considerate of her, because most of these egos get into a bikini because they are cocky and egos.. egos that usually are too vain even when they are disgusting…

I like that there is a little resistance on her part, a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether to put the bikini on or not…

BUt I don’t like anything else…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Uma Thurman

2018

05

Apr

Gloria Fregonese is the Nude Model of the Day

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Gloria Fregonese is some Italian aspiring model or instagrammer or who the fuck knows, I’ve never heard of her and I don’t know her life purpose, or life work, or goals and dreams..

I don’t know her motives for getting naked or half naked in a series of photos for social media…is it bullshit art, is it shameless famewhoring to get noticed, does she get paid for this, is it a means to and end or is this her best work…

I do know that she’s naked and that’s about all we need to know about Gloria Fregonese…the Italian dream…

Here are some pics….from her instagram….

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2018

05

Apr

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Look it is Bella Hadid being an attention seeking instagram whore because that is the basis of her career…the fashion world cares about how many followers their models have….because the whole world is some clickbait viral bullshit…that ultimately doesn’t matter, but that marketers decide matter, creating garbage celebrities like this…who really offer the world nothing….rich kids perpetuating their disgusting existence…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

05

Apr

Lisa Rinna and Amelia Hamlin Bikinis of the Day

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Lisa Rinna was a Soap Star, Melrose Place Star, pretty much a SFW pornstar since that’s what both those shows were…and her face kinda proves it…face injections before face injections were on every 15 year old girl…

She became a reality show personality in 2011….

So her daughters have a sense of the importance of shameless famewhoring…they got it from the front lines…from their mommas…and now at 20 looks like this…This is her daughter Amelia – Post Eating Disorder – Trying to be a social media influencer….or model…

To See More Pics!! Click HERE

Posted in:Amelia Hamlin|Lisa Rinna|SFW

2018

05

Apr

Alyson Stoner Pussy Flash of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is 24 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 24 year old girl who were on Disney…she’s out there whori

She was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….so you know her, you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along, on the red carpet, acting crazy…like a public masturbating half retard….with no self control trying to be seen….noticed and celebrated….

Recently in an interview – Stoner said that she spent the majority of her life suppressing feelings she had deemed as wrong. She went on to reveal that her sexuality is fluid. “I, Alyson, am attracted to men, women, and people who identify in other ways,” she wrote. “I can love people of every gender identity and expression. It is the soul that captivates me.”

Because obviously….right….

To See More Of The Pics!! Click HERE

Posted in:Alyson Stoner|SFW

2018

05

Apr

JoJo’s Big Thighs of the Day

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JoJo’s instagram handle is “I Am Jojo”…in case you forgot….it likely stems from her everyday life…you know she needs to walk around with a sign or maybe a T-Shirt to let them know they are dealing with someone who was famous once…because without that sign or identifier…NO ONE KNOWS WHO JOJO IS….

SHe’s the kind of girl living the glory days of her youth, after her mom sold her to the music industry, and that worked before she fell off and settled down with her black boyfriend…who I guess encouraged her to get fat…and here she is still thick…probably walking around with an iPad to show people old media she did, or old music videos, like when she’s grocery shopping or at the coffee shop…pulls out the iPad and says “I AM JOJO”…..The worst stage name ever…and here is her thick thigh…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2018

05

Apr

Street Finger Banger and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Street Fail

Man Runs Through Glass

Building Collapses

One Handed AK Shooting Fail

Naked Cheating Wife

Boat Selfie Fail

Youtube Shooter Doing Squats – Insane

Cross Fit Pull Up Fail

Naked Drunk Romanian Hooker

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s greatest gifts is being unemployed and be able to wake up when my hungover ass wakes up shaking, needing more booze, maybe water…not because I am gifted another day to fail…but because I would hate to be forced to wake up to an alarm like one of you idiots…you can be as rich and famous and successful as you want…but living the lazy life is better…no pressure, no headaches, sure the hookers are cheaper and more diseased, but if you have no standards…that’s good enough…

Today, don’t try to thrive and strive and be your best – cripped by work….go for “good enough”…it’s more relaxing…like everyday is a piss scented, mold filled, damp basement apartment with shitty food spa day…..

Here are some MORNING LINKS…

The Youtube Shooter was So Weird
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Hot Clumsy Girl Goes Viral – This is her “Claim to Fame”
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Ready to Drop Erotica of the Day
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The Best There Ever Was and Ever Will Be On This Internet Place We call Home…
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Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Instagram Pics
CLICK HERE

Lohan is a Good Spokesperson…
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THe Most Expensive Hotel Room in North America…..
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Truck VS School Bus
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Windows in a Building Get Blown Out
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SF Cops in a Shootout
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Tow Truck Ruins Car
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Motorbike Close call
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Dumb Hitchhiker of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

05

Apr

Jasmine Tookes Tits on the Beach of the Day

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The biggest fail in my blog publishing career happened last night, while drunk, around 1 am…when I posted these pictures for you, my dearest friend, without actually writing a post, because I was trying to save it to post later, you know to prep it up for when I was sober and prepared to write the same thing I write about all these bitches, but for a different bitch, because I am not a journalist and I don’t delve into their story, their inner workings, I just look at the tits they present me with – because that’s all they present me with – or the most noise they make in the world…

She’s the Ethnic, affirmative action, inclusion VS model….to prove VS is not racist….evil maybe, but not racist, at least not to white or black people…the asians on the other hand man their factories and that’s likely a whole other story….

Here are some tits on the beach day of the day.

TO SEE THE REST OF JASMINE TOOOKES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|SFW