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2017

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Christmas has the power over me. I don’t know if it’s the good will towards men, you know because my love for all people, mainly slutty girls, runs deep or if it is just alcoholism….but I’ve been blacked out for the last 5 or 6 days..Despite being the most anti-social and lazy person around…I managed to be doing nonsense

BUT I AM BACK….if updating this site is really being back…it seems kind of silly too.

I couldn’t tell you what I’ve been gifted, what I’ve gifted, or maybe I’ve just leaving these holidays with a herpes outbreak…and a super GONO that can’t be cured…

I couldn’t tell you if it’s been fun, if I’ve seen tits, or anus….at the family function where I tried to walk in on every woman in the house peeing…

I just know…it’s over…and now I got nothing left to do

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…on Boxing Day…where you’ll

1000 Reasons to Wash Your Dried Chilies
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Cash Me Ousside Girl Paid Off her Mom’s Mortgage
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Some Crazy Artist’s Gingerbread House..
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Customer Loses her Mind After Being Accused of Stealing
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Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit
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Celeb You’ve Never Heard of in a Slutty Red Dress
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Fat Mandy Moore in a Fitness Magazine
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Big Fat Greed Wedding Star Got Arrested for Shoplifting
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Puppy Eating a Watermelon
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Bird Immitates a Zipper Noise
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Selena Gomez and Bieber are in Conseling
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2017

25

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Vintage Christmas of the Day

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Bella Thorne may not be a Christmas miracle…but she’s a slutty gift from the internet that keeps giving…over and over and over – that is at the point of tedious…but that still happens…and I keep looking….waiting for the heroin overdose…opiates in the street raver drugs you know…to kill them tits off…it will happen, but today, it’s vintage lingerie, fake lips, jacked up face…magical…to keep you merry and white…on this Christmas day.

Do they know it’s Christmas? After all.

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2017

25

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Christmas bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld, clearly a Jewish, is not celebrating Christmas, or maybe she is, because Christmas isn’t about a religious thing, it’s about gifting, giving companies strong Fourth Quarters, Consumerism, spending and buying, gifting, receiving, and the Jesus component is virtually irrelevant…modern Christmas is created by Jewish marketing departments…GET THE GIFTS! Make that money.

She’s in a bikini, as Jews do during the Holidays…get to the heat of Miami, a Cruise, Hawaii, anywhere but here…and I figure since she’s been doing fitness and looking good, we can celebrate her bikini body..youthful, not that exciting..but what really is these days…pretty much nothing…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

25

Dec

Joey King in a Bikini of the Day

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Joey King is some actress who has a sister who is also an actress named Hunter King..

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she’s said that she’s “part Jewish and part Christian, but I’m mostly Jewish”…which is the right answer when trying to get into the Hollywood scene, but still wanting to get the redneck hick racist fans…but more importantly CHRISTMAS GIFTS…

She’s born and raised in LA, likely not Martin Luther King’s child, possibly Larry King’s daughter…

She’s been in important movies like The Conjouring…The Box Car Children…Independence Day: Resurgence…and who the fuck cares, she’s in a bikini, It’s Christmas, why am I even bothering…who knows…

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2017

25

Dec

Ariel Winter Slutty Christmas of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some fat chick with fat tits from TV…in a towel for her social media – because everyday is a good day to clickbait…as people are bored with family staring at instagram – content is needed…and dancing monkey, built like a neckless pig, but she’s famous from TV, thanks to her parents exploiting her and robbing her childhood as they whore her out…and this cleavage, like mot cleavage, is just cleavage…

Here’s some Christmas throwback.

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2017

25

Dec

Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback of the Day

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!!

These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ.

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2017

25

Dec

Farrah Abraham Christmas Throwback of the Day

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Farrah Abraham, like the STD of the Month Club, or some Jelly of the Month Club, is the gift that keeps on giving…you know just everything she has done, will do, represents is perfect…from teen slut who got pregnant to get famous – to being famous – to becoming a porn chick who squirts and does anal…to whatever the fuck she is now…all plastic surgery ridden and terrifying looking…it’s perfect…

And here she is for Christmas…in this throwback.

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2017

25

Dec

Maitland Ward Christmas Throwbacks of the Day

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Maitland Ward may be a disgusting, old, sloppy woman who you don’t even remember from being on Saved by the Bell because she’s not Slater…or Screech…no wait..she was on Boy Meets World…and clearly not Corey Matthews – but it was her big break, one that must have led her to a serious dark place when it all ended…poor thing forced to live a normal non-hollywood life…

But then, like Christmas, a miracle happened and they brought back the show, sudden interest in the tits, and girl jumped it like it was paying her for sex…and maybe it is…

So building that social media profile, with really ghetto shot images, thematic-based, like this one For Christmas…is as perfect as it gets…really it is what the Christmas season is all about.

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2017

25

Dec

Irina Shayk Christmas Throwback of the Day

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Irina Shayk’s life is a Christmas miracle, all because she’s hot, and I guess semi-tactical, but mainly hot…which is a nice lesson for all of you to learn this Christmas…for today and beyond…do whatever it takes to look hot or as hot as you can…plastic surgery, starvation, anything you can…because hot people live Christmas everyday…and you barely live it today…because no one likes you…you ugly.

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2017

25

Dec

Vivien Sasdi Slutty Christmas Throwback of the Day

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It’s christmas…

Here’s a slutty Christmas themed shoot…a candy cane you can’t lick…and not because your parents neglect you, but because girls neglect you…they are scared of you…weirdo.

Her name is Vivien Sasdi..

I am not going to google her, I am drinking egg nog trying to challenge my arteries…

I may survive…stay tuned.