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2018

03

Jan

Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day

Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her.

Makes sense to me…

But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool…

It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears.

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2018

03

Jan

Ana Braga Sexy Shower Shoot of the Day

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Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old Vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once…because we are friends like that…and she’s on a mission to get where she wants to go…wherever that is..with money, with fame, with media hits in magazines like a bit of a troll…and she’s out there putting the work in…doing these irrelevant photoshoots for no reason..other than showing off her rocking Brazilian body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson inspired back in the 90s when Pam Anderson mattered, trash with bolt on tits that look like they were put on in the early 90s before breast implant technology got sophisticated…

I like it, she’s a fetish, a weird fetish, but a fetish none the less…

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2018

03

Jan

Gangster Maid Pees in Food and Other Videos of the Day

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High Heel to the Belly

Passenger Jumps out of Emergency Exit

Porsche Gets Lit..

New Weaponery of the Day

Tram Driving in Belarus

Girl Robbed at the Bus Stop

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2018

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to wish people a happy new year until it gets nauseating, not that I talk to that many people, but the people I do talk to, I just keep on texting them happy new year, in an attempt to break them, where they pay me to stop with NUDES, but it turns out I’m not that compelling of a text friend, and they just end up blocking me….

Know your worth in 2018, if you’re an irrelevant replaceable fuck, don’t try to flex your muscle for nudes, especially in this climate of rape culture, where every “but can you send a pic of your asshole with an object in your pussy”…sent unsolicited is grounds for losing your job, life, going to jail….because that’s the world we live in…

So..Happy New Year you fucks.

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2018

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to get excited when people would block me on social media, like I was doing something right…I remember I live tweeted the Michael Jackson funeral and lost what I think was 5000 followers on twitter, in what I felt was a success, without realizing then, or even now, you only matter if you have social media following, and that I should have been pandering to the public, rather than repulsing them, so that I can have a mansion, a yacht and all the good things…

Well today, I went onto instagram to check out at least 3 celebs and all had blocked me, without me ever interacting with their content, so they intentionally blocked me…weird…really…but I guess they don’t like me stealing their content to talk shit on them when we live in a world where everyone should be sucked up to…

Bunch of pussies…

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2018

02

Jan

That Dude Lea Michele Hiding her Man Pussy on the Social Media of the Day

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I don’t know why I’ve taken a liking to calling Lea Michele a tranny…but I have…it just feels right, especially in these gender obscure times of gender ambiguity, where Heteronormativity just doesn’t exist, and we are all allowed to be what we want to be, except other cultures or religions…that’s cultural appropriation..

So I can’t sit here and pretend or demand that the world accept me as a Native American…so that I don’t have to pay taxes…but I can say that you must accept me as a woman…because I guess it’s less offensive to women to appropriate their gender, as it is to Natives to appropriate their culture…

I always wanted to dress like a banana and identify as a banana, tell the governement Bananas can’t pay taxes as a banana, I must be left free to rot in my fruit basket…but no one accepts that…but if I say “I’m a woman”, my gender on my passport becomes an X and I become social media hero

The world is fucked, and I’m going to assume so is Lea Michele, or at least her ass is, thanks to it being her pussy…seeing as she was born male…in my Lea Michele fantasy that is likely no truth…but based on child stars having weird parents who fight for their careers and know girls make more money than boys – despite what hollywood is telling you…

That said, here’s that ass.

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2018

02

Jan

Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy

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I think the most magical thing about 2018 is that Britney Spears is still being exploited by her parents like some kind of dancing monkey that earns them a shit ton of money – because she’s medicated and legally under their control – despite pushing 40…

Her body is looking fit as fuck, thanks to discipline, hard training by the people who don’t allow her to do whatever the fuck it is she wants to do with her own money in her own life, because that would mean she wouldn’t be paying back into the family business they’ve set up for her.

The whole thing, is a very creepy and sad story, but I like that her panties under her fishnets are getting smaller and smaller…makes for a public abduction, some Amy Smart shit, Basement dad with the daughter in the basement rasing their inbred kid, shit…that no one seems to protest, contest or try to save the girl…

Here is a video

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2018

02

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Pink Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s got the pink hair on for her New Years celebration in Mimai…where she wore a bikini that I tried at least once to zoom in on to see whether I could see any discoloration of her anus…and I couldn’t…but I wanted to…thanks to her being the 21 year old aspiring model who may just finally make it..now that her friends have all made it…from Kylie the Face Stapled with meat products making babies, to Kendall who has withdrawn from her weird voyeur / exhibitionist app people follow her on, the Hadids, who are both way too famous for what they deserve to be…leaving this one…the last in line..hands out ready for her hand out…something we can assume she’s accustomed to being the daughter of a celebrity, but then you gotta think about Stephen Baldwin for a second and wonder if he was really that rich and famous enough to be a real provider to make this girl the brat that her friends are…or that even her cousin with way more famous parents are…

I don’t know her upbringing, I can assume any 21 year old with 11 million followers on social media is a level of vapid, manipulative, overpaid, superficial, garbage cunt…but I also know that she’s not so bad in her bikini…in what I call “at least she’s not that sea monster Ireland”….

And really, as a 48 year old man, I shouldn’t be ripping into some egotistical, half naked, clickbait girl trying to make it as a useless addition to society, just what we need another girl posing in front of a camera, but I am…

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Here’s Ireland Baldwin in her Underwear of the Day to balance out the family success with their failures…

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2018

02

Jan

Rebecca Romijn Stamos in a Bikini of the Day

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos is on Vacation with her husband “My Secret Identity” Jerry O’Connell, who is the hero of this shoot, not just for robbing John Stamos of his wife and knocking up the now, old, menopausal, boxy woman…but for the way he applies his suncreen like the nerdy weirdo kid from Stand By Me, exploited child star, just trying to make it, up inside this.

She’s 45, I think we can all just leave her alone, even if you still jerk off to her in her costume from the X-Men she played before Jennifer Lawrence took her place like she was Jerry O’Connell and Romijn Stamos was Stamos…

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2018

02

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while grunting….

But I have eyes, and with those eyes, I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova, you know tennis clickbait sold off to Enrique Iglesias.

I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is weirdly shaped and large, I mean you have to be to go against the Williams sister….and I know that she’s a local hero, since she’s a rich kid from Montreal, where she got her start…but most importantly, she’s got a slutty party twin sister who is the hotter of the two to bring her up, as she probably makes 50% of Eugenie Bouchard’s earnings in some weird twin, in it together deal…but then again, they were rich to start, so who fucking knows…

I just know, this bathing suit’s not doing anyone any favors.

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