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2018

19

Jan

Lily Rose Depp’s Tongue of the DAy

This one’s for the real perverts out there – who get excited by the Lily Rose Depp tongue, possibly eating a candy….or DROPPING ACID or other party drugs like you’d expect a wild and crazy rich kid to do…

There’s not much to this story, other than that I like Lily Rose Depp….I believe in her longevity as a celebrity child who will do things that may not impress anyone because it’ll be a hand out, but that will still look good, because she looks good.

I’m a fan, I’d watch her do anything, ideally things more interesting like this, but it’s friday and this is all I’ve got in me to post.

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2018

19

Jan

Christina Milian Hard Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian is trying so hard to be a Kim Kardashian…it’s just shameless self promotion after shameless self promotion and I can’t imagine anyone actually caring about her, following her, or engaging in her bullshit content, yet here I am reposting it like it matters…to say how much it doesn’t matter…confusing everyone involved in the making of this post…

The fact is that she is rich. She had a one hit wonder when it mattered and made money off that, but more importantly married and got knocked up by a rich guy, having his kid she seems too busy trying to be relevant by getting naked on social media to raise, and in being married to him, she got writing credits on MANY hit songs…meaning PAYCHECKS every month for the rest of her damn life…yet…still needing you to stare at her 35 year old tits like she was still that Disney kid who created a slutty video when slutty videos mattered.

I don’t get her.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Madison Beer Big Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer posted a series of erotica in the last hour…

I can’t believe I am so on top of Madison Beer’s social media that I am getting her bullshit content that 500,000 people have seen in the last hour up so quick..

I am a lean fat pervert with an internet connection and NO ONE CAN STOP ME…except maybe the Net Neutrality people and of course people who realize following tits doesn’t really require visiting a website….but rather this thing called instagram.

I am not delusional, I don’t think my writing is worth reading…but yet I keep writing it.

I am also not sure why Madison Beer went on a slutty rampage the last hour, singing terribly in the bathroom as Amy Wineshouse, something no one should do, even if it’s an impersonation, because Winehouse had soul…

I do know she’s a vapid, young, thinks she’s important kid who’s mom whored her to youtube…existing in this world…posting content of her in a bra…as all girls should…

She also went to an event tits out…what is this girl incapable of…I just don’t know.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Olivia Culpo is SI Rookie of the Day

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I don’t like promoting that bunk shit that is Sports Illustrated at all…

I think they are just master clickbaiters who officially don’t matter now that the world is one big bikini photoshoot…

Where every single girl who has a social media account is pulling off similar shoots in just as amazing places.

I do not think their random choices for cover girls, or random choices for rookies, means anything at all.

I don’t even think they have the power to really create celebrity anymore, sure there was Kate Upton that carried them harder in a time they needed it, but I am sure they still need all the help they can get.

But here are The Rookies anyway..

Olivia Culpo – the White one who obviously cashed in a favor, because she was at one point a Jonas brother fuck, and now a bikini model…who doesn’t even model but rather goes to random events and no one cares…

Ebonee Davis who fills the black card, need a black card filled, she’s an actual model so I get it….

And this last one, the FAT ONE, Hunter McDonalds McGrady to cater to FAT people and not be CRITICIZED for not being body positive, but for being fat shamers, despite everyone on set being disgusted by this whole movement, while everyone who looks at the pics are disgusted by the movement, in a sure, be confident in yourself on your own damn channels, don’t fucking make me look at this weirdo fetish shit…it’s fucking weird…seriously…

Is this a public service for how you shouldn’t look…or is it a celebration of diabetes?

Fat is not healthy, don’t fucking make people think it is, your magazine is called Sports Illustrated…

Why do people give into the pressure of society, just fucking own that you don’t want fatties in your book…you’re not that kind of porno…

Instead you give in like this bitch gives into her McDonald’s cravings.

THE WORLD IS FUCKING NUTS….

Throwback to Olivia Culpo Nude for Fashion

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2018

19

Jan

Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The one thing worse than being AnnaLynn McCord , still trying to ride off her 90210 fame, and not even the original 90210 that mattered, but the redo attempt to mooch off a franchise and turn it around and make it happen a second or third time for the Spelling Family who own it…

Is to be her sister, who 10 years later, still matters less than her sister, which isn’t mattering much at all, but who still gets into bikinis..

The two Texan sluts…the hot chicks from the hot family in the small town…just being average mooches happy to be in LA….in LA…

Paparazzi bikini pics…look good to me.

Posted in:Rachel McCord|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Rita Ora in a Bra and Panties of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Rita Ora performing internationally in some bra and panty outfit which I consider to be unsolicited sex offence….

Like why should I be exposed to this pudgy thing’s 30 year old body whilst on stage..

I didn’t sign a consent form for this shit…

Also, why is she winning international artist of the year awards, when no one has ever heard any of her songs.

It is all very confusing this world we live in.

Very very confusing.

TO SEE MORE OF THE GROSS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Emilie Payet Naked of the Day

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Here are some aspirational pictures of a girl who is not a sex worker model, you know like the girls you see in all those nude shoots that is considered a porno star…you know what I mean…I like that shit all the time…the worst possible nude shoots ever…

Emilie Payet is an actual aspiring model, who gets nude because her body is a canvas or some bullshit, for a photographer to capture her vulnerability or who the fuck knows, she’s naked…and that’s all there is to it.

I just like trying to figure out what differentiates fashion, art and porn….because advertisers liek AMAZON steal money from me cuz I’m a porn site, yet they sell incest erotica and allow other sites to promote them who post nudes…it’s all this terrible grey area that hurts me….

What doesn’t hurt me is Emilie Payet’s bush, it looks soft and luxurious and as a bush advocate, someone who has been fighting for the right of bush, for the eroticism of bush, because bush is how pussy is meant to be….I am a fan..

She’s a model from france, this is her on a boat in what must be Europe..
.and we need to be giving her more attention because she’s been so good to us with her images…but that could just be her bush brainwashing me into thinking her skinny body is better than it actually is…WHO KNOWS..

Posted in:Emilie Payet

2018

19

Jan

Amber Heard Slutty Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Your girl / as long as you’re a billionaire / Amber Heard…who has been irritating since she pretty much started out as an actress….getting press for being bisexual when it was still considered racy and exciting and media worthy….before aggressively seducing Johnny Depp and tricking her into marrying him…much like how she tricked other men to give her work or a career in entertainment, before she seduced Elon Musk the aspergers billionaire to get sucked into her nonsense…

Is posting lingerie selfies to I guess get attention to her annoying self…and there’s little more I have to say about that…other than this fake victim is the fucking devil.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody…

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross…

She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody…

Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody…

I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits.

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2018

19

Jan

Belle Lucia in Lingerie of the Day

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I follow Belle Lucia on the instagram, where I follow 7500 hot chicks, and they won’t let me follow more, because there are more, it’s like every one and their mother is a social media influencer, who calls themselves a blogger, when really they are just girls who like to pose in pictures in their underwear because they are hot…

This Belle is part of a group of other girls who look like they could be sex workers on the rich guy sugar baby program, but I could be wrong about that, maybe she’s independently wealthy, or just really good with her money because she pulls in a couple thousand dollars a month promoting teeth whitener or posing in underwear…

I don’t really care what finances her existence, it’s just nice that she exists to motivate other hot chicks to do what she does, because it is just that easy to exist, thrive, survive while hot, it’s also a great marketing tool to land a relevant husband…if you’re a girl and you’re not half naked on the internet – YOU CRAZY…

$Belle Lucia Red Latex Bra and Panties$

$Belle Lucia red latex bra and skirt$

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