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2018

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been writing down top ten lists to myself as a form of 2018 self help and planning for the future, a sort of bucket list of to dos of things I haven’t done for whatever reason and the common thread, the one thing that pops up on every list I try to write is that I’ve never bought dirty panties off Craigslist, even though I’m disgusted by dirty panties on Craigslist, I feel it’s something you do, a right of passage of sorts, but not all of us had the disposable income to do that, but had to take the diy rob the girl at laundromat pre wash cycle or raid our mom’s laundry hamper, only the rich and luxurious can afford to buy the panties….BOURGEOISIE and for that, yet another reason I am a failure, but not for Long because I am going to make a go fund me for this and you all will contribute to my dreams

Here are some MORNING Links

Robot Strippers at CES
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Youtube Cut Ties with Logan Paul
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Angry Trucker is a Bad Idea
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Rose McGowan Claims to be Broke from Being a Brat – When Really She’s Broke from NOT WORKING
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Britney Spears Bikini
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Mike Douglas Denies Masturbation Harassment
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Bearded Dragon Waves…
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FoldiMate Prototype
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2018

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days very little happens, especially when you do not leave your house because you’re an anti social agoraphobic who doesn’t like the winter because girls wear too much clothes for your pervert viewing, even though you’re hardly a pervert in this sexed up porned up world of perverts….

So very few eventful things go on when you get cabin fever, except realizing that the issue going on in the media of all these uptight people is because the 30 year olds who write the media are the pussy inclusive tranny loving generation, while the younger generation, the 18 year olds now, the girls on webcam are sex workers and aren’t social justice warriors, but rather straight sluts to get famous so when they get to 30..maybe I’ll be allowed to joke again….

But probably not…I’ll likely be dead…

But you know what I mean…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Celine Dion Talking to a Drunk Fan who Humped Her
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WWE’s Summer Rae’s Hot Bikini Body
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Horses Regret Going Outside
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Madison Beer Steps Out with Underboob…
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Russell Simmons Rape Count –
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Bella Hadid in a Slut Dress
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Amber Heard is a Black Widow Whore
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Rosie O’Donnell’s 6 Million Dollar House that’s for Sale
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BBC Reporter VS LEMURS
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Ashley Graham is a fat Pig in a Sheer Top.
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Toni Garrn Naked
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Mark Whalberg Negotiates Better Than a Chick – and It’s Clearly Sexism
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Kender Jenner and her Disgusting Acne
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American Idol not showing bad auditions cuz it’s mean to make fun of people
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Fat Girl Proposal
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone WHore Together
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Mariah Carey’s Got Rockin’ Tits
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Corey Feldman Accused of Sexual Battery
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Carrie Underwood May Sue Wendy WIlliams for Calling Out Her Face Lift
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Behati Prinsloo Tits – in a Photoshoot – from 2015
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Chloe Grace with her Beckham….
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Angelina Jolie – by the Paparazzi
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Tyra Banks – Blonde – by the Paparazzi
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fail of the Day
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Katarina Got the Big Tits On
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Two Nude Chicks
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Pammie Lee and her Hot Tits have a Good Bush…
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Hot BUSH of the Day
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Pussy in Public
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Horny Lesbians
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Hot AMateur of the Day
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2018

10

Jan

Demi Lovato Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato is a sturdy girl, who is now pretending to be a fitness influencer, because she got dumped, and got in shape….or whatever shape this is…it’s not her at her most thick or dumpy….no belly hanging over her leggings like when she was full lesbian fat chick embracing being plus sized because she was all Body Positive….out of convenience…but then she got dumped and turned her back on all the women who were behind her and her fatness…but are too stupid to realize buying into the hype….

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2018

10

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass of the Day

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It’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl, now in a thong on the beach, pushing 40, slutting out in a bikini on the beach…

Looking like a social media slut on social media…is funny to me, but so was when she got her new tits..back when she transitioned from good Christian girl to broken child star with a lot of money – set for life – and tired of being exploited – finding a way to be her true self being half naked…exhibitionist…

But her Jesus loving fans will never turn on her, even after the devil has his grip on her….It makes for a balanced existence…

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2018

10

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40…

Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week…

The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day….

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2018

10

Jan

Christina Ricci by Lena Dunham in her Underwear of the Day

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Christina Ricci is a child star, turned huge breasted girl who did indy movies when she was 18, after being a child star, then she went dark and gothic like the Wednesday Addams…

There was a time when her tits were massive, never exposed, but massive and the world wanted to fuck her, then she got dumb tattoos, got a breast reduction, and became unappealing…

And now she’s working with the nation’s enemy, Lena Dunham, in some flimsy feminist that isn’t feminist but that pig Dunham, plays it like it is and recruits people like Ricci to fall into her trap, older, smaller titty, and boring….but it happened….

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2018

10

Jan

Alexis Ren Naked of the Day

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Here are some Alexis Ren Naked in the water pictures with her bolt on tits…

We call her your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…

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2018

10

Jan

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio the Feminist activist who most recently used her hot Victoria’s Secret status to recruit a billionaire boyfriend to take her to all these great places, despite having money of her own as a Victoria’s Secret, assuming she’s one who still gets paid, and not one who does it for the fame they can sell off to other brands – thanks to that audience, it’s every vapid girl with no real ambition’s dream..

Just live the life of luxury, on vacation, all cuz some brand cast you and thinks you’re hot, even when you’re not that hot….

Promo Model dreams….

I heard her do a talk a while ago, not because I am into models talking, they are better in picture and them thinking people want to hear them talk is just nuts, and she went on about how she posts slutty pics to social media for the likes because likes get her paid and I thought…she can’t be that bad…you know openly telling the world she’s trying to clickbait as hard as she can as provocatively as she can like some kind of bikini wearing porno…

So weird…especially when looking at the clickbait she produced, it’s not as racy as it should be.

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2018

10

Jan

Heidi Klum’s Eugenics Nipples for Harpers Bazaar

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Heidi Klum pulled out her tits in some Fashion Magazine for what we can assume is feminism, or disguised as feminism, because why else would a woman in her 50s be showing other women in a women’s magazine her tits, other than to say “pull out your tits it is empowering”….

I mean otherwise it’s just clickbait, tits get hits, I mean she could have very easily had her shirt on…but for whatever reason, she’s pulling her tit out…

I am going to assume that since it’s a women’s magazine, it’s actually designed to show off to other women who are in their 50s, that they aren’t as hot as Heidi Klum, this is her bragging, giving other women her age and younger a complex, while re-affirming to herself that she’s hot, and capable of fucking other dudes, all thanks to German Genetic programs that Hitler instilled in the 40s, creating her genetic line…because ultimately…she makes no sense…

I think it’s safe to say that this is women, objectifying women, to fuck with the minds of other women, in hopes of getting them to buy into bullshit products they don’t need….because that keeps the system working…

But blame it on men and their raping…BLAME it on that…..

Thanks for the tits.

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2018

10

Jan

Girl Who Rubs Her Face with Period of the Day

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I don’t know who makes women feel shame about having their period? Is it dogs sniffing girl’s bloody cunt? Is it gay guys who are rumored to smell periods on girls with disgust? Maybe women themeselves hate their periods cuz bleeding all over the place while their uterus sheds and ovaries explode sucks….

Because I don’t know any dude who has EVER shamed a woman for having her period, it’s usually a celebration that he didn’t knock her up….

I don’t know many dudes who have said no to period sex, even if period sex is gross and ruins sheet, just like anal sex is gross after you’ve eaten indian food, bodily fluids are gross.

But this bitch seems to think that her period is embarassing, like taking a big shit would be embarassing, despite being natural, but you likely wouldn’t rub it on your face for social media, in some weird intellectualization of your period or why you’re smearing it on your face, when clearly, you’d doing it as clickbait…shock value clickbait…and like anyone who smears bodily fluids on themselves, you’ve got a mental problem…like the guy who saves his cum from all his jerk offs….smearing it on his face…

Perceived feminism from attention seeking fame whores blows my mind..

Like people don’t like naming shooters in mass shootings to not give them the attention they wanted, I will not name this scammer.

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