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2023

22

Sep

Dove Cameron’s Leg Up, Tits Out of the Day

Here’s a little Dove Cameron, broken Disney kid who seems depressing or broken on some levels of trauma based mind control, but who has fake tits and we may hate fake tits in a world where everything is fake and we’re dealing with the tit through the screen, who really fucking cares…

She’s got her leg up like your friend who liked to light his farts on fire at the parties in high School, which I should probably see more as a leg up to take the dick because her pants have a pencil sized hole in the crotch for my dick, since that’s also a move, but lighting farts on fire is less hot and that’s what I do here…ruin everything.

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2023

22

Sep

Madison Beer in Black Face of the Day

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Madison Beer is the Youtube Pop Star with the tits that she probably had bought for her when she was still a teen to get her channel more views, because more views in that era meant something, they weren’t just bullshit they bought along the way from India for 10 dollars, they were actually engaged perverts, possibly from India, into teen girls bounchng around and singing their songs, which didn’t matter so long as the view count was there to sell to the record label as an engaged audience of that TWEEN market since they didn’t understand or care that the views were coming from predators..

Anyway, she’s doing some black face racism, not getting cancelled for it, probably because she didn’t put the red lipstick on, and the whole thing is just crazy in this time and era, to just be so reckless with the black face, knowing that we’re about inclusivity not racist shit….DISGUSTING…

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2023

22

Sep

Willow Shields Topless of the Day

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I feel like I’ve posted these Willow Shields topless in nature pics already, but I don’t really know who Willow Shields is, so I could be totally wrong….

I’m just glad it’s not actually Willow topless in nature, or a current Brooke Shields topless in nature, but those options would likely be more entertaining.

I do like that girls like having the girls out, and they like documenting it on social media so people know they have the girls out. It makes for a good titty time.

I do think it’s a great marketing hook, because I almost did a google search on who Willow Shields is….but I can’t be bothered, it’s Friday and I’m not paid for that shit, my interest lies in their use of tits for marketing and content purposes…they as in multiple whorish people crying for attention, not they as in the confusing pronoun of needy attention seekers trying to prove how different they are.

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2023

22

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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If you’re a fat goth gamer who smells like they just took a shit and who likes comic books and anime far too much, living in the mom’s basement amongst all the various semen filled tissues, t-shirts and take-out boxes…..then you’re probably very familiar with how sexy a pair of fishnets feel under your shorts…

I am sure that fat chicks, street hookers, old ladies on their anniversary, modern middle of the road middle management, even high school teachers also rock the fishnet, their chubby skin fat sticking through each window like they are a fucking waffle cone…

But it’s the goth dudes are what I see rocking the fishnets way too often which kinda throws off the low level sexy that fishnets provide!

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2023

22

Sep

Claudia Redheaded babe Gives Instagram a Dance Video in a Thong of the Day

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I came across this video of a Polish Twerk Champion who goes by the name Claudia Redheaded Babe and I thought it was amazing….check her INSTAGRAM

In part, because she’s got her ass in poses on instagram for the kids of instagram to appreciate but also because I’ve never been able to monetize this site thanks to the BIG TECH GIANTS being cocksuckers who don’t like titties, while allowing titties on their platforms, that are essentially porn or fetish sites, but that they can spin or distort to advertisers into being seen as mainstream tools they need to advertise on.

So I was blocked on google within the first 2 months of running the site in 2004, missing out on the millions of dollars all the other blogs made, but it didn’t make me stop my quest for weirdness, it just sucks that I’m not sitting on millions of dollars now.

I also had instagram accounts deleted for less sensational or racy content, back when you couldn’t post a thong on instagram, or tits, or push people to your porn sites.

Clearly, the issue is that I didn’t game the system, but whenever I see the smut on the mainstream platforms, getting ads on them, I like to say “this is pretty extreme” but they allow it, because they are fucking selective, it’s a cool person club and I’m not very cool..

So anyway, this Polish dancer, twerk star, whatever that is posted this thong hot dance video and as dumb as dancing is, as inconsistent as big tech terms and conditions are, I’m into it, all spastic ass shaking and idiotic.

She is married to a professional soccer player named Jakum Kiwior who plays for Arsenal…so her whoring’s done good for her lifestyle that allows her to do dumb thong ass shaking dances all day.

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2023

22

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Are you on the rag or something? Cuz those are some lazy girl bloated with cramp panties but I don’t see any of the stains that confirm that you’re on the rag or something!

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2023

22

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Why sit in the restaurant, bar, park bench, grocery store, staring at a hot bitch with hard nipples and a round ass you could chip a tooth on…and imagine what she looks like naked, that’s a waste of time and requires brain power in this half retard, feed me with conveyer belts so that I don’t have to get off my recliner or even bother chewing, because that’s for peasants, world we live in….

When we got girls saying “this is me in clothes, this is me not in clothes”….

In Clothes…

Not in clothes….

Clothed….

Nude….

Dressed…

Undressed….

Ya know like flash cards at the retard school teaching me how to tie my velcro shoes….all drooling and medicated because my brain don’t work no more…

I’m into it..

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2023

21

Sep

Lily-Rose Depp Lesbian Tits Have a Smoke of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is being all edgy and racy, even an attention seeking exhibitionist with her rockin’ tits basically fully exposed because she’s a broken little rich girl from a celebrity home of narcissism….so this is how she paves the way…plus she’s European…a whole titty exposing culture that’s not a big deal….

Fresh off the worst show ever that was cancelled because of how bad she is, but that really wasn’t the worst show ever since it was basically a Lily Rose Depp softcore porno, as the premise of the show was Lily Rose Depp naked or near naked as much as possible….

The highlight of this paparazzi captured titty session is that she smokes actual fags, not vapes like a fag, even though she is a fag, now that she’s decided to be lesbian for attention, like her step mom Amber Heard.

There is nothing more pathetic and weak than a vape smoker scared of smoking a cigarette like a real fucking cowboy…

So as lame, coddled, attempting to be interesting as Lily Rose is…her tits are hot, her smoking is cool, her richness exciting, so trying to find an identity is working out ok for her.

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2023

21

Sep

Rat Cow Gets the Fucking Point of the Day

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It’s taken a while, but the egotistical fuck that is Em Rat Cow, who you know probably fucks, which is why she exits, but not necessarily all that well, just because she’s from the generation where they didn’t have to fuck well, they just had to lay there with the hot tits out and get the job or movie role. I guess we’d have to ask David Fincher and Ben Affleck, Kanye West and that kid from The Mask who she had a kid with for some details, in the meantime, we can be happy knowing that the girl not known for having a great face, but rather great tits, is old enough to realize that she’s not all that great in the face, so it’s easier to juste crop that shit out and focus on the outfit….not realizing that that’s what 90 percent of her fans have been doing when fapping to her pics, since she’s more a porn chick than most porn chicks, just packaged as a fashion influencer, because that’s where the money is….

Cropping the face we’ve all cropped when staring at her tits for us is better than AI porn.

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2023

21

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In the asshole obsessed world, the thong is the blind that barely fits over the window you come across at night when doing your nightly peeping top rounds. It’s fucking glory hole of panties, where just enough visibility is left to see the fucking good stuff….even though in this case…the good stuff is the battered hole that you shit from…which shouldn’t ever be a coveted sex organ, just one your resort to in prison when you have limited options….because feces is gross and wanting to smell shit at the same time you’re fucking is not just gay, it’s fucking confusing and clearly mental illness….maybe conversion therapy people have a fucking point!

Here’s some asshole you asshole loving libtards!

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